Hi Sarah - Good to meet you in London
If you remember, outside the first pub on the pub crawl, I politely requested the opportunity to shove my fingers into your vagina?
You obliged by getting it out, however the black guy 'Knave' and the white guy 'Smooch' who I was with at the time, were quicker on the draw than I was, and before I had the chance to finger you, they were both knuckles deep in your vagina, at the same time...
Now, I'm in no way racist, or homophobic, but the concept of joining in with a gay, interracial 3-way, (in your vagina) was just a bit much for me.
I am pretty open minded, but as we had only just met I declined. Leaving me in the rare postion of being someone who didn't finger your vagina, and now I feel a bit left out...
However, next time we meet, I promise to break my finger virginity with your vagina, and look forward to standing proud, and shoving a few fingers as deep as possible...
Take care