How come after hosting party I'm always missing beer mugs and koozies? - GoFuckYourself.com

Just Alex · 09-30-2011, 02:58 PM

Seriously, from 6 beer mugs that I got for Christmas I am down to one. I used to have a boat load of koozies and I can't find a single one right now! WTF?

Sarah_Jayne · 09-30-2011, 03:40 PM

People appear programmed to steal two things - pens and things they drink from.

AzteK · 09-30-2011, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_Fleshlight

People appear programmed to steal two things - pens and things they drink from.

don't forget lighters!

~Ray · 09-30-2011, 03:43 PM

and tapes and cd's

they didn't "think" I would mind

Just Alex · 09-30-2011, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_Fleshlight

People appear programmed to steal two things - pens and things they drink from.

Pens. Thats the other thing.

Nicky · 09-30-2011, 08:20 PM

Stop inviting homless people and stoners

Jakez · 09-30-2011, 10:09 PM

Because people like to drive drunk with the rest of their drink in the car?

Jack Sparrow · 09-30-2011, 10:12 PM

Thats what homeless broke losers do.
Plus being friends with other brokeass losers.
Plus.. Its your moms beer mugs anyway, just ask her for new ones.

Just Alex · 10-01-2011, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Thats what homeless broke losers do.
Plus being friends with other brokeass losers.
Plus.. Its your moms beer mugs anyway, just ask her for new ones.

At least I have friends. The real friends, no imaginary one.
You just couldn't stay out, eh clown?

Jack Sparrow · 10-01-2011, 09:07 AM

Fake fucks have no friends.
Btw how is your arm loser

HardlinkSells · 10-01-2011, 09:18 AM

You have friends simon?

Jack Sparrow · 10-01-2011, 11:00 AM

Off course he doesnt lol. Thats why he needs to hide under another fake nick. This is fake nick number 4 already or?

Does he really need to buy proxies to post here?! Lol

Just Alex · 10-01-2011, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Fake fucks have no friends.
Btw how is your arm loser

Exactly. That's why they invent imaginary ones. Out of all people you should know that!

Just Alex · 10-01-2011, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by HardlinkSells

You have friends simon?

Do you get paid for being clown's sidekick? I had no idea broke schmuck could afford one.
Or is it another one of your imaginary employees, frisky?

ps: Im not Simon, lol.

Jack Sparrow · 10-01-2011, 12:32 PM

Its either simon or rick lol.
Fact still is: you need to use a proxy to login on gfy lol.

Hummilation, epic! Bahaha!!

HardlinkSells · 10-01-2011, 12:58 PM

I just get tired of trolls

garce · 10-01-2011, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

At least I have friends. The real friends, no imaginary one.
You just couldn't stay out, eh clown?

If your friends steal your stuff they are not really friends.

Just Alex · 10-01-2011, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Its either simon or rick lol.
Fact still is: you need to use a proxy to login on gfy lol.

Hummilation, epic! Bahaha!!

WTF are you talking about clown? Fact? Proxy? You are a dumb ass!

Just Alex · 10-01-2011, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by HardlinkSells

I just get tired of trolls

I get tired of them too and just poke fun of one like your head clown frisky.

HardlinkSells · 10-01-2011, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

I get tired of them too and just poke fun of one like your head clown frisky.

Lets see some of your sites?

Oh wait, you will just make another excuse up not to show them. You are all talk and your actions aren't justified.

Honestly, I do believe you are still at your parents and your dad grounded you, because you lost all his beer mugs. Give me your address and I will mail you some. So you will still have all your unemployment check.

Just Alex · 10-01-2011, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by HardlinkSells

Lets see some of your sites?

Oh wait, you will just make another excuse up not to show them. You are all talk and your actions aren't justified.

Honestly, I do believe you are still at your parents and your dad grounded you, because you lost all his beer mugs. Give me your address and I will mail you some. So you will still have all your unemployment check.

You mad? Because I called you sidekick clown?

HardlinkSells · 10-01-2011, 02:17 PM

no sir, just being honest

Jack Sparrow · 10-01-2011, 03:05 PM

A fake broke loser behind a proxy calling me clown.

Oh noes, it breaks my heart lol.
So is it rick, simon or that doridori dumbwit?
$100 for whoever finds out and gets him banned lol

Just Alex · 10-01-2011, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

A fake broke loser behind a proxy calling me clown.

Oh noes, it breaks my heart lol.
So is it rick, simon or that doridori dumbwit?
$100 for whoever finds out and gets him banned lol

I see you sold your site for $100 baller.

Spend it wisely clown. What makes you think Im using proxy dumbass. Speaking out of experience, Marco?

Or is it bro media? Punk.

jimmycooper · 10-01-2011, 04:29 PM

If you're at a party where koozies are acceptable, trashy people who like to steal things will more than likely be at said party.

Jack Sparrow · 10-01-2011, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

If you're at a party where koozies are acceptable, trashy people who like to steal things will more than likely be at said party.

Lollll +1 bahahaaa

Just Alex · 10-01-2011, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

If you're at a party where koozies are acceptable, trashy people who like to steal things will more than likely be at said party.

Well, I don't let people drink out of glass bottles by the pool so koozies are very much acceptable. Im sure clowns like Frisky only drink Kristal with their imaginary friends. Are you big baller like my pet clown Frisky?

CDSmith · 10-01-2011, 05:59 PM

I thought when I got issued a koozie that it was some sort of free novelty thing at the party. Sorry man, I took it home. 4 or 5 others at the party didn't want theirs so I took those ones home too. Was that wrong of me?

Jack Sparrow · 10-01-2011, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I thought when I got issued a koozie that it was some sort of free novelty thing at the party. Sorry man, I took it home. 4 or 5 others at the party didn't want theirs so I took those ones home too. Was that wrong of me?

As long as you dont move his mobile home at the trailer park you should be fine lol

jimmycooper · 10-01-2011, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

Well, I don't let people drink out of glass bottles by the pool so koozies are very much acceptable. Im sure clowns like Frisky only drink Kristal with their imaginary friends. Are you big baller like my pet clown Frisky?

No, your'e absolutely right and I'd like to apologize for being out of line. Koozies by the pool are indeed necessary. Just think about how fucked you'd be if a piece of glass had popped the pool and flooded the front yard. Hopefully you also made the guests wear helmets.

PornStarToys · 10-01-2011, 06:51 PM

Because koozies are the most valuable thing at your house to steal?

Just Alex · 10-01-2011, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

No, your'e absolutely right and I'd like to apologize for being out of line. Koozies by the pool are indeed necessary. Just think about how fucked you'd be if a piece of glass had popped the pool and flooded the front yard. Hopefully you also made the guests wear helmets.

No BoBo, but cutting your foot on a broken glass would spoil the party. But I see where YOU coming from. I've heard about those pools and people like you.
Anyway ballers, I would love to spend the rest of my Saturday night with you but I have party to go to. Have fun clowns ;)

Faithfully yours,

Alex.

Just Alex · 10-01-2011, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

As long as you dont move his mobile home at the trailer park you should be fine lol

Is your tricycle locked up for the night, clown?

Wonderful Saturday night you had there.

Sarah_Jayne · 10-01-2011, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by AzteK

don't forget lighters!

Too true. I don't even smoke and yet I always have like five lighters in my purse with no idea of where I got them from in the first place.

jimmycooper · 10-01-2011, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

No BoBo, but cutting your foot on a broken glass would spoil the party. But I see where YOU coming from. I've heard about those pools and people like you.
Anyway ballers, I would love to spend the rest of my Saturday night with you but I have party to go to. Have fun clowns ;)

Faithfully yours,

Alex.

Have fun. Don't forget your helmet.

Jack Sparrow · 10-01-2011, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

Is your tricycle locked up for the night, clown?

Wonderful Saturday night you had there.

I had a lot of fun playing around with mudbox and seeing you get owned numerous times lol.

Btw. most people can afford shoes to go to a party and not step in broken glass. Guess you and your hillbilly redneck friends didnt know that lol.

Bahaaaahaa

Nicky · 10-02-2011, 12:08 AM

You got 6 plastic beer mugs for christmas?

Waiter · 10-02-2011, 02:04 AM

there is a fight on every single thread on this board ...

marlboroack · 10-02-2011, 02:09 AM

CurrentlySober · 10-02-2011, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by AzteK

don't forget lighters!

I was gonna post the same. Its one thing when its a cheap plastic disposable - another when its an engraved Zippo...

PromoterX · 10-02-2011, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by AzteK

don't forget lighters!

Came in here to say that. Also, when I used to do the bar scene... I kept a fishbowl at home that was filled with lighters... all ones I "borrowed" from people I'd ask for a light for my smoke at the bar (or outside the bar if you know what I mean).

I've quit smoking now for quite some time, but I remember when people would come over and ask me what the fishbowl was all about, and i'd tell them the story and then they'd always make sure they were holding the lighter when I asked for a light.

Jack Sparrow · 10-02-2011, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

You got 6 plastic beer mugs for christmas?

Lol. And they stole them.
Redneck parties rule!

Just Alex · 10-02-2011, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

I had a lot of fun playing around with mudbox and seeing you get owned numerous times lol.

Btw. most people can afford shoes to go to a party and not step in broken glass. Guess you and your hillbilly redneck friends didnt know that lol.

Bahaaaahaa

I see you had wonderful Saturday night, clown. How many imaginary friends did you invite over this time?

Speaking of being owned, was Bro Media invited for your sat. night pajama party?

Jack Sparrow · 10-02-2011, 06:01 PM

My imaginairy friends dont need to steel koozies from me tgats for sure lol.

I rather have 10 imaginairy ones instead of these hillbilly rednecks at the trailerpark lol

I had a wonderfull night btw, counting money and doing new biz. Watching the sales roll in while seeing you being owned like a little boy was awesome

garce · 10-02-2011, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

I see you had wonderful Saturday night, clown. How many imaginary friends did you invite over this time?

Speaking of being owned, was Bro Media invited for your sat. night pajama party?

Now you're repeating yourself. I do not know "Jack Sparrow", but as far as I know he never complained about "friends" stealing HIS FUCKING BEER GLASSES!

You're talking about having friends? Of those, you apparently have none. You associate with pathetic little thieves who steal dtrinking glasses.

Just Alex · 10-02-2011, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

You got 6 plastic beer mugs for christmas?

No, glass mugs with Guinness logos.

Just Alex · 10-02-2011, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

Have fun. Don't forget your helmet.

Did you forget yours in the back of a short bus, baller?
BTW, how was your weekend, boy? Did you have a pajama party with your friends as well?

Sunny Day · 10-02-2011, 06:14 PM

Can't stand thieves, none in friend or family.
Have something worse. GF's sister comes over, get shitfaced then decides to "straighten" the house.
1st time, took the part off the electric can opener that punches the can. Still haven't found the part after a year. After a few days found the can opener hidden on top of the refrigerator. She claimed nobody uses can openers anymore. She only buys cans with pull lids.
Last time, I bought a Coca Cola neon light for my GF at a garage sale. Only $10, they're $45 new. Took us 2 days to find the light. Never did find the cord. Unfortunately she found a similar cord, wrong transformer, blew the light.
Since they are used to trading clothes and possessions, she takes things home. No big deal, but a couple of things of mine.

Just Alex · 10-02-2011, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

My imaginairy friends dont need to steel koozies from me tgats for sure lol.

I rather have 10 imaginairy ones instead of these hillbilly rednecks at the trailerpark lol

I had a wonderfull night btw, counting money and doing new biz. Watching the sales roll in while seeing you being owned like a little boy was awesome

Thats the beauty of having imaginary friends. They can probably take your imaginary glasses. How many did you have over this weekend, clown?

Just Alex · 10-02-2011, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by garce

Now you're repeating yourself. I do not know "Jack Sparrow", but as far as I know he never complained about "friends" stealing HIS FUCKING BEER GLASSES!

You're talking about having friends? Of those, you apparently have none. You associate with pathetic little thieves who steal dtrinking glasses.

Ah, another clown in frisky's circus. Welcome.

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09-30-2011, 10:12 PM	#8
Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	Thats what homeless broke losers do. Plus being friends with other brokeass losers. Plus.. Its your moms beer mugs anyway, just ask her for new ones.

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Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	Fake fucks have no friends. Btw how is your arm loser

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Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	Off course he doesnt lol. Thats why he needs to hide under another fake nick. This is fake nick number 4 already or? Does he really need to buy proxies to post here?! Lol

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Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	Its either simon or rick lol. Fact still is: you need to use a proxy to login on gfy lol. Hummilation, epic! Bahaha!!

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Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	A fake broke loser behind a proxy calling me clown. Oh noes, it breaks my heart lol. So is it rick, simon or that doridori dumbwit? $100 for whoever finds out and gets him banned lol

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Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	My imaginairy friends dont need to steel koozies from me tgats for sure lol. I rather have 10 imaginairy ones instead of these hillbilly rednecks at the trailerpark lol I had a wonderfull night btw, counting money and doing new biz. Watching the sales roll in while seeing you being owned like a little boy was awesome

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Sunny Day Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,406	No theiving friends Can't stand thieves, none in friend or family. Have something worse. GF's sister comes over, get shitfaced then decides to "straighten" the house. 1st time, took the part off the electric can opener that punches the can. Still haven't found the part after a year. After a few days found the can opener hidden on top of the refrigerator. She claimed nobody uses can openers anymore. She only buys cans with pull lids. Last time, I bought a Coca Cola neon light for my GF at a garage sale. Only $10, they're $45 new. Took us 2 days to find the light. Never did find the cord. Unfortunately she found a similar cord, wrong transformer, blew the light. Since they are used to trading clothes and possessions, she takes things home. No big deal, but a couple of things of mine.