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  • Just Alex
    Liv Benson to You, Bitch
    • Aug 2007
    • 6060

    #1

    How come after hosting party I'm always missing beer mugs and koozies?

    Seriously, from 6 beer mugs that I got for Christmas I am down to one. I used to have a boat load of koozies and I can't find a single one right now! WTF?
  • Sarah_Jayne
    Now with more Jayne
    • Dec 2002
    • 40077

    #2
    People appear programmed to steal two things - pens and things they drink from.

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    • AzteK
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2001
      • 3451

      #3
      Originally posted by Sarah_Fleshlight
      People appear programmed to steal two things - pens and things they drink from.
      don't forget lighters!

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      • ~Ray
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        • Jun 2003
        • 18361

        #4
        and tapes and cd's

        they didn't "think" I would mind
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        • Just Alex
          Liv Benson to You, Bitch
          • Aug 2007
          • 6060

          #5
          Originally posted by Sarah_Fleshlight
          People appear programmed to steal two things - pens and things they drink from.
          Pens. Thats the other thing.

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          • Nicky
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Mar 2003
            • 30071

            #6
            Stop inviting homless people and stoners

            gfynicky @ gmail.com

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            • Jakez
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              • Jan 2004
              • 5656

              #7
              Because people like to drive drunk with the rest of their drink in the car?
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              • Jack Sparrow
                Almost goners..
                • May 2008
                • 11420

                #8
                Thats what homeless broke losers do.
                Plus being friends with other brokeass losers.
                Plus.. Its your moms beer mugs anyway, just ask her for new ones.

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                • Just Alex
                  Liv Benson to You, Bitch
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 6060

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Jack Sparrow
                  Thats what homeless broke losers do.
                  Plus being friends with other brokeass losers.
                  Plus.. Its your moms beer mugs anyway, just ask her for new ones.
                  At least I have friends. The real friends, no imaginary one.
                  You just couldn't stay out, eh clown?

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                  • Jack Sparrow
                    Almost goners..
                    • May 2008
                    • 11420

                    #10
                    Fake fucks have no friends.
                    Btw how is your arm loser

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                    • HardlinkSells
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                      • Nov 2010
                      • 991

                      #11
                      You have friends simon?

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                      • Jack Sparrow
                        Almost goners..
                        • May 2008
                        • 11420

                        #12
                        Off course he doesnt lol. Thats why he needs to hide under another fake nick. This is fake nick number 4 already or?

                        Does he really need to buy proxies to post here?! Lol

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                        • Just Alex
                          Liv Benson to You, Bitch
                          • Aug 2007
                          • 6060

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Jack Sparrow
                          Fake fucks have no friends.
                          Btw how is your arm loser
                          Exactly. That's why they invent imaginary ones. Out of all people you should know that!

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                          • Just Alex
                            Liv Benson to You, Bitch
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 6060

                            #14
                            Originally posted by HardlinkSells
                            You have friends simon?
                            Do you get paid for being clown's sidekick? I had no idea broke schmuck could afford one.
                            Or is it another one of your imaginary employees, frisky?

                            ps: Im not Simon, lol.

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                            • Jack Sparrow
                              Almost goners..
                              • May 2008
                              • 11420

                              #15
                              Its either simon or rick lol.
                              Fact still is: you need to use a proxy to login on gfy lol.

                              Hummilation, epic! Bahaha!!

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                              • HardlinkSells
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 991

                                #16
                                I just get tired of trolls

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                                • garce
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                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 7103

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Just Alex
                                  At least I have friends. The real friends, no imaginary one.
                                  You just couldn't stay out, eh clown?
                                  If your friends steal your stuff they are not really friends.

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                                  • Just Alex
                                    Liv Benson to You, Bitch
                                    • Aug 2007
                                    • 6060

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Jack Sparrow
                                    Its either simon or rick lol.
                                    Fact still is: you need to use a proxy to login on gfy lol.

                                    Hummilation, epic! Bahaha!!
                                    WTF are you talking about clown? Fact? Proxy? You are a dumb ass!

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                                    • Just Alex
                                      Liv Benson to You, Bitch
                                      • Aug 2007
                                      • 6060

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by HardlinkSells
                                      I just get tired of trolls
                                      I get tired of them too and just poke fun of one like your head clown frisky.

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                                      • HardlinkSells
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2010
                                        • 991

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Just Alex
                                        I get tired of them too and just poke fun of one like your head clown frisky.
                                        Lets see some of your sites?

                                        Oh wait, you will just make another excuse up not to show them. You are all talk and your actions aren't justified.

                                        Honestly, I do believe you are still at your parents and your dad grounded you, because you lost all his beer mugs. Give me your address and I will mail you some. So you will still have all your unemployment check.

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                                        • Just Alex
                                          Liv Benson to You, Bitch
                                          • Aug 2007
                                          • 6060

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by HardlinkSells
                                          Lets see some of your sites?

                                          Oh wait, you will just make another excuse up not to show them. You are all talk and your actions aren't justified.

                                          Honestly, I do believe you are still at your parents and your dad grounded you, because you lost all his beer mugs. Give me your address and I will mail you some. So you will still have all your unemployment check.


                                          You mad? Because I called you sidekick clown?

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                                          • HardlinkSells
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                                            • Nov 2010
                                            • 991

                                            #22
                                            no sir, just being honest

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                                            • Jack Sparrow
                                              Almost goners..
                                              • May 2008
                                              • 11420

                                              #23
                                              A fake broke loser behind a proxy calling me clown.

                                              Oh noes, it breaks my heart lol.
                                              So is it rick, simon or that doridori dumbwit?
                                              $100 for whoever finds out and gets him banned lol

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                                              • Just Alex
                                                Liv Benson to You, Bitch
                                                • Aug 2007
                                                • 6060

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Jack Sparrow
                                                A fake broke loser behind a proxy calling me clown.

                                                Oh noes, it breaks my heart lol.
                                                So is it rick, simon or that doridori dumbwit?
                                                $100 for whoever finds out and gets him banned lol
                                                I see you sold your site for $100 baller.
                                                Spend it wisely clown. What makes you think Im using proxy dumbass. Speaking out of experience, Marco? Or is it bro media? Punk.

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                                                • jimmycooper
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2010
                                                  • 4016

                                                  #25
                                                  If you're at a party where koozies are acceptable, trashy people who like to steal things will more than likely be at said party.

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                                                  • Jack Sparrow
                                                    Almost goners..
                                                    • May 2008
                                                    • 11420

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jimmycooper
                                                    If you're at a party where koozies are acceptable, trashy people who like to steal things will more than likely be at said party.
                                                    Lollll +1 bahahaaa

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                                                    • Just Alex
                                                      Liv Benson to You, Bitch
                                                      • Aug 2007
                                                      • 6060

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jimmycooper
                                                      If you're at a party where koozies are acceptable, trashy people who like to steal things will more than likely be at said party.
                                                      Well, I don't let people drink out of glass bottles by the pool so koozies are very much acceptable. Im sure clowns like Frisky only drink Kristal with their imaginary friends. Are you big baller like my pet clown Frisky?

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                                                      • CDSmith
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • May 2001
                                                        • 51460

                                                        #28
                                                        I thought when I got issued a koozie that it was some sort of free novelty thing at the party. Sorry man, I took it home. 4 or 5 others at the party didn't want theirs so I took those ones home too. Was that wrong of me?
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                                                        • Jack Sparrow
                                                          Almost goners..
                                                          • May 2008
                                                          • 11420

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                          I thought when I got issued a koozie that it was some sort of free novelty thing at the party. Sorry man, I took it home. 4 or 5 others at the party didn't want theirs so I took those ones home too. Was that wrong of me?
                                                          As long as you dont move his mobile home at the trailer park you should be fine lol

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                                                          • jimmycooper
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • May 2010
                                                            • 4016

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Just Alex
                                                            Well, I don't let people drink out of glass bottles by the pool so koozies are very much acceptable. Im sure clowns like Frisky only drink Kristal with their imaginary friends. Are you big baller like my pet clown Frisky?
                                                            No, your'e absolutely right and I'd like to apologize for being out of line. Koozies by the pool are indeed necessary. Just think about how fucked you'd be if a piece of glass had popped the pool and flooded the front yard. Hopefully you also made the guests wear helmets.

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                                                            • PornStarToys
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                                                              • Jul 2011
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                                                              #31
                                                              Because koozies are the most valuable thing at your house to steal?
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                                                              • Just Alex
                                                                Liv Benson to You, Bitch
                                                                • Aug 2007
                                                                • 6060

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by jimmycooper
                                                                No, your'e absolutely right and I'd like to apologize for being out of line. Koozies by the pool are indeed necessary. Just think about how fucked you'd be if a piece of glass had popped the pool and flooded the front yard. Hopefully you also made the guests wear helmets.
                                                                No BoBo, but cutting your foot on a broken glass would spoil the party. But I see where YOU coming from. I've heard about those pools and people like you.
                                                                Anyway ballers, I would love to spend the rest of my Saturday night with you but I have party to go to. Have fun clowns ;)

                                                                Faithfully yours,

                                                                Alex.

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                                                                • Just Alex
                                                                  Liv Benson to You, Bitch
                                                                  • Aug 2007
                                                                  • 6060

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Jack Sparrow
                                                                  As long as you dont move his mobile home at the trailer park you should be fine lol
                                                                  Is your tricycle locked up for the night, clown?
                                                                  Wonderful Saturday night you had there.

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                                                                  • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                    Now with more Jayne
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 40077

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by AzteK
                                                                    don't forget lighters!
                                                                    Too true. I don't even smoke and yet I always have like five lighters in my purse with no idea of where I got them from in the first place.

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                                                                    • jimmycooper
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2010
                                                                      • 4016

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Just Alex
                                                                      No BoBo, but cutting your foot on a broken glass would spoil the party. But I see where YOU coming from. I've heard about those pools and people like you.
                                                                      Anyway ballers, I would love to spend the rest of my Saturday night with you but I have party to go to. Have fun clowns ;)

                                                                      Faithfully yours,

                                                                      Alex.
                                                                      Have fun. Don't forget your helmet.

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                                                                      • Jack Sparrow
                                                                        Almost goners..
                                                                        • May 2008
                                                                        • 11420

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Just Alex
                                                                        Is your tricycle locked up for the night, clown?
                                                                        Wonderful Saturday night you had there.
                                                                        I had a lot of fun playing around with mudbox and seeing you get owned numerous times lol.

                                                                        Btw. most people can afford shoes to go to a party and not step in broken glass. Guess you and your hillbilly redneck friends didnt know that lol.

                                                                        Bahaaaahaa

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                                                                        • Nicky
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                          • 30071

                                                                          #37
                                                                          You got 6 plastic beer mugs for christmas?

                                                                          gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                                                          • Waiter
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                                                                            #38
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                                                                            • marlboroack
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Jul 2010
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                                                                              #39


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                                                                              • CurrentlySober
                                                                                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                                • 38957

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by AzteK
                                                                                don't forget lighters!
                                                                                I was gonna post the same. Its one thing when its a cheap plastic disposable - another when its an engraved Zippo...


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                                                                                • PromoterX
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                                                                                  • Sep 2010
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by AzteK
                                                                                  don't forget lighters!
                                                                                  Came in here to say that. Also, when I used to do the bar scene... I kept a fishbowl at home that was filled with lighters... all ones I "borrowed" from people I'd ask for a light for my smoke at the bar (or outside the bar if you know what I mean).

                                                                                  I've quit smoking now for quite some time, but I remember when people would come over and ask me what the fishbowl was all about, and i'd tell them the story and then they'd always make sure they were holding the lighter when I asked for a light.

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                                                                                  • Jack Sparrow
                                                                                    Almost goners..
                                                                                    • May 2008
                                                                                    • 11420

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Nicky
                                                                                    You got 6 plastic beer mugs for christmas?
                                                                                    Lol. And they stole them.
                                                                                    Redneck parties rule!

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                                                                                    • Just Alex
                                                                                      Liv Benson to You, Bitch
                                                                                      • Aug 2007
                                                                                      • 6060

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Jack Sparrow
                                                                                      I had a lot of fun playing around with mudbox and seeing you get owned numerous times lol.

                                                                                      Btw. most people can afford shoes to go to a party and not step in broken glass. Guess you and your hillbilly redneck friends didnt know that lol.

                                                                                      Bahaaaahaa
                                                                                      I see you had wonderful Saturday night, clown. How many imaginary friends did you invite over this time?
                                                                                      Speaking of being owned, was Bro Media invited for your sat. night pajama party?

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                                                                                      • Jack Sparrow
                                                                                        Almost goners..
                                                                                        • May 2008
                                                                                        • 11420

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        My imaginairy friends dont need to steel koozies from me tgats for sure lol.

                                                                                        I rather have 10 imaginairy ones instead of these hillbilly rednecks at the trailerpark lol

                                                                                        I had a wonderfull night btw, counting money and doing new biz. Watching the sales roll in while seeing you being owned like a little boy was awesome

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                                                                                        • garce
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                                                                                          • Oct 2001
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Just Alex
                                                                                          I see you had wonderful Saturday night, clown. How many imaginary friends did you invite over this time?
                                                                                          Speaking of being owned, was Bro Media invited for your sat. night pajama party?
                                                                                          Now you're repeating yourself. I do not know "Jack Sparrow", but as far as I know he never complained about "friends" stealing HIS FUCKING BEER GLASSES!

                                                                                          You're talking about having friends? Of those, you apparently have none. You associate with pathetic little thieves who steal dtrinking glasses.

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                                                                                          • Just Alex
                                                                                            Liv Benson to You, Bitch
                                                                                            • Aug 2007
                                                                                            • 6060

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Nicky
                                                                                            You got 6 plastic beer mugs for christmas?
                                                                                            No, glass mugs with Guinness logos.

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                                                                                            • Just Alex
                                                                                              Liv Benson to You, Bitch
                                                                                              • Aug 2007
                                                                                              • 6060

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by jimmycooper
                                                                                              Have fun. Don't forget your helmet.
                                                                                              Did you forget yours in the back of a short bus, baller?
                                                                                              BTW, how was your weekend, boy? Did you have a pajama party with your friends as well?

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                                                                                              • Sunny Day
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                                                                                                • Dec 2010
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                No theiving friends

                                                                                                Can't stand thieves, none in friend or family.
                                                                                                Have something worse. GF's sister comes over, get shitfaced then decides to "straighten" the house.
                                                                                                1st time, took the part off the electric can opener that punches the can. Still haven't found the part after a year. After a few days found the can opener hidden on top of the refrigerator. She claimed nobody uses can openers anymore. She only buys cans with pull lids.
                                                                                                Last time, I bought a Coca Cola neon light for my GF at a garage sale. Only $10, they're $45 new. Took us 2 days to find the light. Never did find the cord. Unfortunately she found a similar cord, wrong transformer, blew the light.
                                                                                                Since they are used to trading clothes and possessions, she takes things home. No big deal, but a couple of things of mine.

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                                                                                                • Just Alex
                                                                                                  Liv Benson to You, Bitch
                                                                                                  • Aug 2007
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Jack Sparrow
                                                                                                  My imaginairy friends dont need to steel koozies from me tgats for sure lol.

                                                                                                  I rather have 10 imaginairy ones instead of these hillbilly rednecks at the trailerpark lol

                                                                                                  I had a wonderfull night btw, counting money and doing new biz. Watching the sales roll in while seeing you being owned like a little boy was awesome
                                                                                                  Thats the beauty of having imaginary friends. They can probably take your imaginary glasses. How many did you have over this weekend, clown?

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                                                                                                  • Just Alex
                                                                                                    Liv Benson to You, Bitch
                                                                                                    • Aug 2007
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by garce
                                                                                                    Now you're repeating yourself. I do not know "Jack Sparrow", but as far as I know he never complained about "friends" stealing HIS FUCKING BEER GLASSES!

                                                                                                    You're talking about having friends? Of those, you apparently have none. You associate with pathetic little thieves who steal dtrinking glasses.
                                                                                                    Ah, another clown in frisky's circus. Welcome.

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