How come after hosting party I'm always missing beer mugs and koozies?
 

Seriously, from 6 beer mugs that I got for Christmas I am down to one. I used to have a boat load of koozies and I can't find a single one right now! WTF?

People appear programmed to steal two things - pens and things they drink from.

don't forget lighters!

and tapes and cd's

they didn't "think" I would mind

Pens. Thats the other thing.

Stop inviting homless people and stoners :winkwink:

Because people like to drive drunk with the rest of their drink in the car?

Thats what homeless broke losers do.
Plus being friends with other brokeass losers.
Plus.. Its your moms beer mugs anyway, just ask her for new ones.

At least I have friends. The real friends, no imaginary one.
You just couldn't stay out, eh clown? :1orglaugh

Fake fucks have no friends.
Btw how is your arm loser :)

You have friends simon?

Off course he doesnt lol. Thats why he needs to hide under another fake nick. This is fake nick number 4 already or?

Does he really need to buy proxies to post here?! Lol

Exactly. That's why they invent imaginary ones. Out of all people you should know that! :1orglaugh

Do you get paid for being clown's sidekick? I had no idea broke schmuck could afford one.
Or is it another one of your imaginary employees, frisky? :1orglaugh

ps: Im not Simon, lol.

Its either simon or rick lol.
Fact still is: you need to use a proxy to login on gfy lol.

Hummilation, epic! Bahaha!!

I just get tired of trolls

If your friends steal your stuff they are not really friends. :2 cents:

WTF are you talking about clown? Fact? Proxy? You are a dumb ass!

I get tired of them too and just poke fun of one like your head clown frisky.

Lets see some of your sites?

Oh wait, you will just make another excuse up not to show them. You are all talk and your actions aren't justified.

Honestly, I do believe you are still at your parents and your dad grounded you, because you lost all his beer mugs. Give me your address and I will mail you some. So you will still have all your unemployment check.

:1orglaugh

You mad? Because I called you sidekick clown?

:) no sir, just being honest

A fake broke loser behind a proxy calling me clown.

Oh noes, it breaks my heart lol.
So is it rick, simon or that doridori dumbwit?
$100 for whoever finds out and gets him banned lol :)

I see you sold your site for $100 baller. :1orglaugh
Spend it wisely clown. What makes you think Im using proxy dumbass. Speaking out of experience, Marco? :1orglaugh Or is it bro media? Punk.

If you're at a party where koozies are acceptable, trashy people who like to steal things will more than likely be at said party. :2 cents:

Lollll +1 bahahaaa :):)

Well, I don't let people drink out of glass bottles by the pool so koozies are very much acceptable. Im sure clowns like Frisky only drink Kristal with their imaginary friends. Are you big baller like my pet clown Frisky?

I thought when I got issued a koozie that it was some sort of free novelty thing at the party. Sorry man, I took it home. 4 or 5 others at the party didn't want theirs so I took those ones home too. Was that wrong of me?

As long as you dont move his mobile home at the trailer park you should be fine lol :)

No, your'e absolutely right and I'd like to apologize for being out of line. Koozies by the pool are indeed necessary. Just think about how fucked you'd be if a piece of glass had popped the pool and flooded the front yard. Hopefully you also made the guests wear helmets.

Because koozies are the most valuable thing at your house to steal?

No BoBo, but cutting your foot on a broken glass would spoil the party. But I see where YOU coming from. I've heard about those pools and people like you.
Anyway ballers, I would love to spend the rest of my Saturday night with you but I have party to go to. Have fun clowns ;)

Faithfully yours,

Alex.

Is your tricycle locked up for the night, clown? :1orglaugh
Wonderful Saturday night you had there.

Too true. I don't even smoke and yet I always have like five lighters in my purse with no idea of where I got them from in the first place.

Have fun. Don't forget your helmet.

I had a lot of fun playing around with mudbox and seeing you get owned numerous times lol.

Btw. most people can afford shoes to go to a party and not step in broken glass. Guess you and your hillbilly redneck friends didnt know that lol.

Bahaaaahaa :)

You got 6 plastic beer mugs for christmas? :pimp

there is a fight on every single thread on this board ...

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I was gonna post the same. Its one thing when its a cheap plastic disposable - another when its an engraved Zippo...

Came in here to say that. Also, when I used to do the bar scene... I kept a fishbowl at home that was filled with lighters... all ones I "borrowed" from people I'd ask for a light for my smoke at the bar (or outside the bar if you know what I mean).

I've quit smoking now for quite some time, but I remember when people would come over and ask me what the fishbowl was all about, and i'd tell them the story and then they'd always make sure they were holding the lighter when I asked for a light.

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Lol. And they stole them.
Redneck parties rule!

I see you had wonderful Saturday night, clown. How many imaginary friends did you invite over this time? :1orglaugh
Speaking of being owned, was Bro Media invited for your sat. night pajama party?

My imaginairy friends dont need to steel koozies from me tgats for sure lol.

I rather have 10 imaginairy ones instead of these hillbilly rednecks at the trailerpark lol :)

I had a wonderfull night btw, counting money and doing new biz. Watching the sales roll in while seeing you being owned like a little boy was awesome :)

Now you're repeating yourself. I do not know "Jack Sparrow", but as far as I know he never complained about "friends" stealing HIS FUCKING BEER GLASSES!

You're talking about having friends? Of those, you apparently have none. You associate with pathetic little thieves who steal dtrinking glasses.

No, glass mugs with Guinness logos.

Did you forget yours in the back of a short bus, baller?
BTW, how was your weekend, boy? Did you have a pajama party with your friends as well?

No theiving friends
 

Can't stand thieves, none in friend or family.
Have something worse. GF's sister comes over, get shitfaced then decides to "straighten" the house.
1st time, took the part off the electric can opener that punches the can. Still haven't found the part after a year. After a few days found the can opener hidden on top of the refrigerator. She claimed nobody uses can openers anymore. She only buys cans with pull lids.
Last time, I bought a Coca Cola neon light for my GF at a garage sale. Only $10, they're $45 new. Took us 2 days to find the light. Never did find the cord. Unfortunately she found a similar cord, wrong transformer, blew the light.
Since they are used to trading clothes and possessions, she takes things home. No big deal, but a couple of things of mine.

Thats the beauty of having imaginary friends. They can probably take your imaginary glasses. How many did you have over this weekend, clown?

Ah, another clown in frisky's circus. Welcome. :1orglaugh