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OMG! I'm freaking out! Hallmark just called about Turd!
The photography studio casting department just left me a message saying they were very interested in seeing more pictures of Turd so he can model for their cards!
The had halfway blown me off a while back and said they only shoot local animals. I'm so excited.... OMG Wish him luck! |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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BACON BACON BACON
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i am not sure if you are serious or not..lol
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Dont let him sellout
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Reach for those stars!
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hahah that's awesome! He oughta be in pictures
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#7 |
lol
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congrats, better hope they don't find out about his work in adult if he's going mainstream ;)
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I'm here for SPORT
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good luck turd!
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#9 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Awesome, good luck Turd!
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BBBBBLLLLUUUUUU, not that I"m not in tune to your life or anything but WTF is Turd?
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#11 |
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LOL too cool. Good luck to Turd
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ok... lol
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#14 |
Old broad
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Shok should get half his earnings for making such cool banners and pictures
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This thread needs Turd pics! Way to go hun, good luck with it.
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Good Luck Turd!!
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OMG no way!!!! Good Luck Turd!!!!
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Hopefully the photographer can put up with the farting.
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#20 |
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Congrats, I'm sure Turd pics on cards would brighten anyone's day.
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so many cat threads recently
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#22 |
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http://boobiebucks.com/cat/handsome.jpg
HELP! I just got a new computer so I don't have all the tools I need on here yet. Can someone PLEASE resize this for me real quick? |
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#23 |
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Nevermind... got Arles back so we're good to go... now I just have to wait....
To answer Shellycrash, my kids wouldnt' stop fighting over what to name him so in the meantime I kept calling him "little turd" That was the only name he would come to. |
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Reach for those stars!
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lol
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I must ask, are hallmark reps hanging out here or how did they find a picture of turd in the first place?
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#29 |
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great turds ego is going to get even bigger... hes a star already now hes just going to be 2 good for all of us lol
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u own turd now?
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Congrats, turd! The sky is the limit! 1orglaugh
kisses, Milena:
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#32 |
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Am I the only one that thinks that 'Turd Cards by Hallmark' just does not sound right?
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in a van by the river
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hope he makes the cut
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#36 |
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Does petting him feel like rubbing a nice warm ass?
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ol' timer
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what a little shit head ;)
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Umm... GO Turd? Post a pic of Turd....
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Bon temps!
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Looks like one completely spoiled kitty
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for some reason i thought shok owned turd
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Let's see turds portfolio....
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Great move from porn to mainstream.. another success story...
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Better start rehearsing the meow mix theme song with him...
Everybody!!! Follow the bouncing ball! Meow Meow Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow! |
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Reach for those stars!
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Hmm... Turd is naked and looks under 18... hope your model release and 2257 info is in order!
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So Fucking Banned
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