OMG! I'm freaking out! Hallmark just called about Turd! - GoFuckYourself.com

RRRED · 07-22-2004, 02:19 PM

The photography studio casting department just left me a message saying they were very interested in seeing more pictures of Turd so he can model for their cards!

The had halfway blown me off a while back and said they only shoot local animals. I'm so excited.... OMG

Wish him luck!

Ice · 07-22-2004, 02:20 PM

AaronM · 07-22-2004, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
The photography studio casting department just left me a message saying they were very interested in seeing more pictures of Turd so he can model for their cards!

The had halfway blown me off a while back and said they only shoot local animals. I'm so excited.... OMG

Wish him luck!

Err...

Good luck...Turd.

Phoenix · 07-22-2004, 02:21 PM

i am not sure if you are serious or not..lol

Manowar · 07-22-2004, 02:21 PM

Dont let him sellout

Elli · 07-22-2004, 02:22 PM

hahah that's awesome! He oughta be in pictures

cherrylula · 07-22-2004, 02:22 PM

congrats, better hope they don't find out about his work in adult if he's going mainstream ;)

hide the sex tapes

SleazyDream · 07-22-2004, 02:23 PM

good luck turd!

Vitasoy · 07-22-2004, 02:25 PM

Awesome, good luck Turd!

LA Mike · 07-22-2004, 02:27 PM

BBBBBLLLLUUUUUU, not that I"m not in tune to your life or anything but WTF is Turd?

Tom_PMs · 07-22-2004, 02:28 PM

LOL too cool. Good luck to Turd

Butrflied · 07-22-2004, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LAMike
BBBBBLLLLUUUUUU, not that I"m not in tune to your life or anything but WTF is Turd?

Turd is boobiebucks' mascot .. the shaved pussy

Good luck!!

LA Mike · 07-22-2004, 02:30 PM

ok... lol

ugly little cute fucker

Peaches · 07-22-2004, 02:30 PM

Shok should get half his earnings for making such cool banners and pictures

Good luck, Turd!

TurboAngel · 07-22-2004, 02:32 PM

This thread needs Turd pics! Way to go hun, good luck with it.

maxdaname · 07-22-2004, 02:32 PM

Good Luck Turd!!

LaurieX · 07-22-2004, 02:33 PM

OMG no way!!!! Good Luck Turd!!!!

stevecore · 07-22-2004, 02:35 PM

Hopefully the photographer can put up with the farting.

ShellyCrash · 07-22-2004, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Butrflied
Turd is boobiebucks' mascot .. the shaved pussy Good luck!!

Oh- I love that cat! Soooooooo cute!!!
Why did you name him "turd"?

pornJester · 07-22-2004, 02:38 PM

Congrats, I'm sure Turd pics on cards would brighten anyone's day.

(yes i know it's a cat)

vas · 07-22-2004, 02:38 PM

so many cat threads recently

congrats though

RRRED · 07-22-2004, 02:39 PM

http://boobiebucks.com/cat/handsome.jpg

HELP! I just got a new computer so I don't have all the tools I need on here yet. Can someone PLEASE resize this for me real quick?

RRRED · 07-22-2004, 02:54 PM

Nevermind... got Arles back so we're good to go... now I just have to wait....

To answer Shellycrash, my kids wouldnt' stop fighting over what to name him so in the meantime I kept calling him "little turd" That was the only name he would come to.

Elli · 07-22-2004, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
http://boobiebucks.com/cat/handsome.jpg

HELP! I just got a new computer so I don't have all the tools I need on here yet. Can someone PLEASE resize this for me real quick?

He certainly has grown into his skin, hasn't he? What a dashing specimen of cathood he is.

Avon Lady · 07-22-2004, 03:02 PM

emthree · 07-22-2004, 03:02 PM

It'll be nice going to bed with a world famous pussy

TurboAngel · 07-22-2004, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
http://boobiebucks.com/cat/handsome.jpg

That pic is great!Thank you, hehehe.

freeadultcontent · 07-22-2004, 03:07 PM

I must ask, are hallmark reps hanging out here or how did they find a picture of turd in the first place?

NaughtyJenn · 07-22-2004, 03:08 PM

great turds ego is going to get even bigger... hes a star already now hes just going to be 2 good for all of us lol

brand0n · 07-22-2004, 03:14 PM

u own turd now?

Milena Dickman · 07-22-2004, 03:16 PM

Congrats, turd! The sky is the limit! 1orglaugh

kisses,

Milena:

fatbaby · 07-22-2004, 03:30 PM

Am I the only one that thinks that 'Turd Cards by Hallmark' just does not sound right?

crockett · 07-22-2004, 03:31 PM

go go turd break a leg

Peaches · 07-22-2004, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
u own turd now?

RRRed's always owned Turd. I suspect it started as one of Ken's cruel jokes.

Rankings · 07-22-2004, 04:09 PM

hope he makes the cut

VirtuMike · 07-22-2004, 04:52 PM

Does petting him feel like rubbing a nice warm ass?

BrettJ · 07-22-2004, 05:06 PM

what a little shit head ;)

BlingDaddy · 07-22-2004, 05:08 PM

Umm... GO Turd? Post a pic of Turd....

mardigras · 07-22-2004, 06:17 PM

Looks like one completely spoiled kitty
Congrats!

brand0n · 07-22-2004, 06:19 PM

for some reason i thought shok owned turd

goBigtime · 07-22-2004, 06:20 PM

Let's see turds portfolio....

Peaches · 07-22-2004, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
for some reason i thought shok owned turd

What did I tell you about thinking?

Shok's got 4 kids under 3 and a cat his wife wanted that he spent a fortune on. Turd would be lost in the shuffle at his house

He was the banner maker/photoshopper extradinaire

undermyspell · 07-22-2004, 06:27 PM

Great move from porn to mainstream.. another success story...

CDSmith · 07-22-2004, 06:31 PM

-----------------"GO TURD!"---------------

gornyhuy · 07-22-2004, 06:31 PM

Better start rehearsing the meow mix theme song with him...

Everybody!!! Follow the bouncing ball!

Meow Meow Meow Meow,
Meow Meow Meow Meow,
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow,
Meow Meow Meow Meow,
Meow Meow Meow Meow,
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!

Elli · 07-22-2004, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith

-----------------"GO TURD!"---------------

Wow, are those teeth as sharp as they look, I wonder?

Baal · 07-22-2004, 06:46 PM

Hmm... Turd is naked and looks under 18... hope your model release and 2257 info is in order!

Hehe, good luck Turd!

baddog · 07-22-2004, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LAMike
BBBBBLLLLUUUUUU, not that I"m not in tune to your life or anything but WTF is Turd?

thank you

RRRED · 07-22-2004, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
for some reason i thought shok owned turd

Actually, Turd owned Shok

BTW they haven't emailed me back

perhaps tomorrow during business hours. I'll keep you guys posted. Thanks for the support!

chodadog · 07-22-2004, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
congrats, better hope they don't find out about his work in adult if he's going mainstream ;)

hide the sex tapes

Imagine the scandal. Hallmark stocks plummet due to association with pornographic cat.

07-22-2004, 02:19 PM	#1
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	OMG! I'm freaking out! Hallmark just called about Turd! The photography studio casting department just left me a message saying they were very interested in seeing more pictures of Turd so he can model for their cards! The had halfway blown me off a while back and said they only shoot local animals. I'm so excited.... OMG Wish him luck!

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RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	http://boobiebucks.com/cat/handsome.jpg HELP! I just got a new computer so I don't have all the tools I need on here yet. Can someone PLEASE resize this for me real quick?

07-22-2004, 02:54 PM	#23
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	Nevermind... got Arles back so we're good to go... now I just have to wait.... To answer Shellycrash, my kids wouldnt' stop fighting over what to name him so in the meantime I kept calling him "little turd" That was the only name he would come to.

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