Most of you people are idiots --- Offering my PR services for next time when you fuck up...

[will76]

So many of you fuck up big time and what do you do? You make it worst because you don't know jack shit when it comes to good PR and spin. I am partnering with Achmed and we are going to open up " WTF BRO PR INC " service.

Let me show you how we can help you.

Pretend that you are a moron that doesn't give a shit about the adult industry and you just wanna make $$$$$. (We feel you bro) but when you fuck up, you got to be smooth about it because it could cause you to lose money (not good bro!). So when you take a job with a company that 99% of the industry hates, and you go rub it in everyone's face how you just got this smoking hot job (way to go bro!) don't sweat it bro, if it doesn't work out we are here to help you fix things!!!

But you need to consult with WTF BRO PR INC. first before posting again, after you get fired and need to crawl back to the industry and repair your reputation. It's easy to fix things bro, but you have to do it the right way, the wrong way it can go baaad. (cost you a lot of $$$)

Let me give you an example of what WTF BRO PR INC. can offer.

The wrong way:

Originally Posted by C H R I S 2.0

I was on the fence on .XXX - Simple answer $$$$ I was offered a very large package and I accepted it to support my family. In this market jobs do not grow on trees. Even the biggest detractors (company onwers respected my decision).

Now that I know thier business paln I have no doubt .XXX will gain acceptance and bring new blodd and ivestment to this dieing industry. Mark my words - in three year I predict that .XXX will be the induystry standard.

Is your competitor buying .XXX you betcha.

Give it time - you'll convert to.

NOOOOOOOOOO! BRO! WTF BRO are you stupid. That is a no no! never say it was about the money, are you stupid. Don't play the family card, no one cares about your family. Don't use the "but everyone else is doing it" that one has been used soo many times. It is no longer effective. Also don't tell them that what they hate is going to be "the standard" bro, are you on coke or something, what are you thinking ??? Lastly don't tell them they will end up buying anyway... Bro??? WTF

Now, if you would have consulted WTF BRO PR INC. first.... This is he reply we would have wrote for you and you would have had a much better reaction from people and made lots of $$$$$$$$$ !

Originally Posted by C H R I S 2.0 (written by WTF BRO PR INC.

I want to apologize to everyone. (Bro, always say you are sorry first). I had no idea how detrimental dot xxx was going to be to the industry until I started working with them and learned about their true agenda. (ignorance is always a winner - and throw in some conspiracy crap, don't be specific so you can't get in trouble just hint at some shit, people will fall for it). I am sorry for my lapse of judgment (apologizing twice makes it seem more sincere. ) As soon as I realized what was going on I quit right away, didn't even give a two week notice. (this will explain why you leaving was so abrupt and people wont think you got fired.) I do not support ICM and .XXX and will do everything I can to help you fight it. (you know there is nothing you can do but make them think you care and will try anyway, but you don't have to actually do anything.) If we work together, I think we have a chance at still blocking it. (give people false hope, they love that shit!)
They did make me sign an NDA disclosure and I will be consulting my attorney to see what I can share with everyone to help us ( <- use "us" make it sound like you in the same boat even though you don't own shit in the industry) fight them. Even if I get sued, I might take the risk to help try to fight them. (this is the muther fucking trifecta here, make them think you care, in the same boat as them, that you have info they don't have and that they need you. Don't worry if anyone asks you again in the future, and most wont, just tell them you are still waiting to hear back from your attorney!)

(Close with this, you don't want to make it too long, but you can't be too short or it makes it look like you don't care. Too long and it looks like you making excuses and trying tooo hard!) Again if you feel the need to hate me, to give me a hard time, to not want to do business with me, then I understand and don't blame you. (reverse psychology muther fucker! works every time!!!!)

Thanks for listening,
Chris

So next time you get in a jam, fuck up and get caught, don't get high and start posting on GFY, all you are doing then is just digging your hole deeper... Contact me and Achmed at WTF BRO PR INC. and for a small fee we will write your PR posts and you will be forgiven and back on top and ready to fuck up again in now time!

[Coup]

He took money for his good and services. good for him. I thought you guys liked capitalism... or is it only when it goes your way?

[AdultKing]

Hate to say it, Coup has a point there

[will76]

Originally Posted by Coup

He took money for his good and services. good for him. I thought you guys liked capitalism... or is it only when it goes your way?

noooo you totally miss the point. Taking money is good. Not knowing how to reply when you get busted is bad. WTF BRO PR INC. isn't here to tell people not to take money, we are here to help people not lose more money when they get busted, and start responding while they are high, and just saying stupid shit that is pissing people off more.

Communist never appreciate the art of spin control

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

I believe there is an expression that goes, "The secret to success is sincerity - once you can fake sincerity, you've got it made."

ADG

[L-Pink]

What if someone is an insulting asshole then becomes unemployed, can you help them too?

[will76]

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I believe there is an expression that goes, "The secret to success is sincerity - once you can fake sincerity, you've got it made."

ADG

Here at WTF BRO PR INC, we help you fake sincerity and also add in flattery. Flattery will take you even further than sincerity. When you blow smoke up people's ass and tell them how great they are, they will be your bro no matter how bad you fuck up. Cleaver ways to blow smoke up one's ass:
1. Give out stupid awards.
2. Hold "exclusive" parties at conventions, but invite everyone anyway, but tell them it's exclusive.
3. Interview them, people love to talk about themselves and make sure to paint them in a good picture.
4. Run around taking lots of pictures of them, people love to see themselves in pictures!
5. Then there is always defending them when they get in trouble on message boards, when you get their back, they will remember and get yours. Call the people attacking them "trolls' they will love you for that.


Please note DO NOT make a list of people you admire and post it online. That will backfire in your face because you will leave people off the list. What ever you do, don't do that. That never works. (rookie mistake.)

Originally Posted by L-Pink

What if someone is an insulting asshole then becomes unemployed, can you help them too?

absolutely, we at WTF BRO PR INC. can repair any one's reputation. The more you fuck up, the more people will love you when we get finished helping you.

Achmed has a money back guarantee!

[lazycash]

Originally Posted by L-Pink

What if someone is an insulting asshole then becomes unemployed, can you help them too?

Pimpdogg might be a lost cause.

[cam_girls]

You're hired!

When can we start repairing my PR?

[L-Pink]

Originally Posted by cam_girls

You're hired!

When can we start repairing my PR?

We can start with a background song just for you by Jethro Tull .....

Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

[NALEM]

Email me your rates.

[will76]

Originally Posted by cam_girls

You're hired!

When can we start repairing my PR?

you sir will definitely challenge our skills. We will give you guarantee to fix your reputation but you have to promise to never post again. Special circumstances... We give you the limited guarantee.... We fix reputation but the guarantee is only good until you post next. Deal ?

[will76]

People Call me The Wolf, I can solve your problems. Achmed helps with most of the text writings. This is how I work...

[lazycash]

Will should now be reference as the "GFY Wolf"

[2MuchMark]

Originally Posted by L-Pink

We can start with a background song just for you by Jethro Tull .....

Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

[Jakez]

Originally Posted by cam_girls

You're hired!

When can we start repairing my PR?

[cam_girls]

Originally Posted by L-Pink

We can start with a background song just for you by Jethro Tull .....

Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

any similarities to Cam_Girls is purely coincidental and not based on fact!

[ottopottomouse]

Originally Posted by cam_girls

You're hired!

When can we start repairing my PR?

:orglaugh

[Chosen]

Originally Posted by cam_girls

You're hired!

When can we start repairing my PR?

[12clicks]

Ouch.
Someone's on another all night drunk.

[Brujah]

Originally Posted by 12clicks

Ouch.
Someone's on another all night drunk.

How could you tell? I haven't even posted in this thread yet!

[Kiopa_Matt]

Not to point out the irony here, but you do know you're offering PR services by calling potential clients idiots, right?

[ruff]

Originally Posted by will76

So many of you fuck up big time and what do you do? You make it worst because you don't know jack shit when it comes to good PR and spin. I am partnering with Achmed and we are going to open up " WTF BRO PR INC " service.

Let me show you how we can help you.

Pretend that you are a moron that doesn't give a shit about the adult industry and you just wanna make $$$$$. (We feel you bro) but when you fuck up, you got to be smooth about it because it could cause you to lose money (not good bro!). So when you take a job with a company that 99% of the industry hates, and you go rub it in everyone's face how you just got this smoking hot job (way to go bro!) don't sweat it bro, if it doesn't work out we are here to help you fix things!!!

But you need to consult with WTF BRO PR INC. first before posting again, after you get fired and need to crawl back to the industry and repair your reputation. It's easy to fix things bro, but you have to do it the right way, the wrong way it can go baaad. (cost you a lot of $$$)

Let me give you an example of what WTF BRO PR INC. can offer.

The wrong way:



NOOOOOOOOOO! BRO! WTF BRO are you stupid. That is a no no! never say it was about the money, are you stupid. Don't play the family card, no one cares about your family. Don't use the "but everyone else is doing it" that one has been used soo many times. It is no longer effective. Also don't tell them that what they hate is going to be "the standard" bro, are you on coke or something, what are you thinking ??? Lastly don't tell them they will end up buying anyway... Bro??? WTF

Now, if you would have consulted WTF BRO PR INC. first.... This is he reply we would have wrote for you and you would have had a much better reaction from people and made lots of $$$$$$$$$ !




So next time you get in a jam, fuck up and get caught, don't get high and start posting on GFY, all you are doing then is just digging your hole deeper... Contact me and Achmed at WTF BRO PR INC. and for a small fee we will write your PR posts and you will be forgiven and back on top and ready to fuck up again in now time!

Definitely a service that has been needed for sometime. Good luck on your new venture.

[V_RocKs]

Originally Posted by will76

you sir will definitely challenge our skills. We will give you guarantee to fix your reputation but you have to promise to never post again. Special circumstances... We give you the limited guarantee.... We fix reputation but the guarantee is only good until you post next. Deal ?

He already just got a 15% bonus just having you reply to his reply.

[will76]

Originally Posted by Kiopa_Matt

Not to point out the irony here, but you do know you're offering PR services by calling potential clients idiots, right?

Oh no... I can see how you read it that way and I apologize if you thought I was calling you an idiot. I had a temporary lapse of judgment when putting a title on this thread.

I also looked at your website and I have to say that you seem like you know your shit. I am sure I can send some business your way. Again, I am sorry if I offended you. I hope everything is good between us now?

Will
WTF BRO PRO Inc.

[SteelWings]

Haha, great ad copy, man!

[troncarver]

Your a douchebag will76.. Let me know next show you go to so I can punch you in the face

[will76]

Originally Posted by troncarver

Your a douchebag will76.. Let me know next show you go to so I can punch you in the face

Ok, after you punch me I will help you repair your reputation for a small fee. deal ?


We at WTF BRO PR INC. are also experienced in helping people repair their PR after physical altercations at industry events, however to date no one in the history of the adult industry has ever followed through and hit someone, so we haven't been able to test out our services in this micro niche of PR repair. However, maybe you will be the first! You can do it, I have confidence in you!

[will76]

Originally Posted by 12clicks

Ouch.
Someone's on another all night drunk.

Here is one of my happy customers... he is very pleased with the service we provide him.

[C H R I S]

Email me your rates will - I like your style.....

[spazlabz]

first let me apologize for cluttering up this thread with what might an incomplete, invalid or incompetent post. I think will76 has has an outstanding idea and I cannot think of two better people to offer this service to the industry then a partnership between he and Achmed.. simply brilliant. May I be so bold as to offer the WTF BRO PRO Inc. the very first Spazlabz Platinum Plated Gold Seal of Excellence... I dont have a graphic you can proudly display yet but I got your backs bros

[96ukssob]

i dont know whats going on here, but seems like a solid idea

[RyuLion]

CongratzzZzzz..

[2intense]

Originally Posted by cam_girls

You're hired!

When can we start repairing my PR?

[woj]

Originally Posted by cam_girls

You're hired!

When can we start repairing my PR?

[CyberHustler]

36....

[JFK]

Originally Posted by Dedi

36....

Congrats beat me to it

[brassmonkey]

buy a turtle it will help u relax

[will76]

Originally Posted by C H R I S 2.0

Email me your rates will - I like your style.....

Achmed will be in touch with you shortly.

[Miz_Wright]

Dear Will76:

Would you have my babies? 'Cos I am pretty sure I'm in love with you now.

Kthx

[will76]

Originally Posted by Miz_Wright

Dear Will76:

Would you have my babies? 'Cos I am pretty sure I'm in love with you now.

Kthx

please send picture of yourself, and a picture of your camel. (the camel picture is for Achmed).

We will consider your proposal and get back with you shortly. Thanks for your interest in wanting to do business with us.

[Nicky]

Originally Posted by cam_girls

You're hired!

When can we start repairing my PR?

This one gonna be one touch cokkie

[DatingGameExpert]

Originally Posted by will76

So many of you fuck up big time and what do you do? You make it worst because you don't know jack shit when it comes to good PR and spin. I am partnering with Achmed and we are going to open up " WTF BRO PR INC " service.

Let me show you how we can help you.

Pretend that you are a moron that doesn't give a shit about the adult industry and you just wanna make $$$$$. (We feel you bro) but when you fuck up, you got to be smooth about it because it could cause you to lose money (not good bro!). So when you take a job with a company that 99% of the industry hates, and you go rub it in everyone's face how you just got this smoking hot job (way to go bro!) don't sweat it bro, if it doesn't work out we are here to help you fix things!!!

But you need to consult with WTF BRO PR INC. first before posting again, after you get fired and need to crawl back to the industry and repair your reputation. It's easy to fix things bro, but you have to do it the right way, the wrong way it can go baaad. (cost you a lot of $$$)

Let me give you an example of what WTF BRO PR INC. can offer.

The wrong way:



NOOOOOOOOOO! BRO! WTF BRO are you stupid. That is a no no! never say it was about the money, are you stupid. Don't play the family card, no one cares about your family. Don't use the "but everyone else is doing it" that one has been used soo many times. It is no longer effective. Also don't tell them that what they hate is going to be "the standard" bro, are you on coke or something, what are you thinking ??? Lastly don't tell them they will end up buying anyway... Bro??? WTF

Now, if you would have consulted WTF BRO PR INC. first.... This is he reply we would have wrote for you and you would have had a much better reaction from people and made lots of $$$$$$$$$ !




So next time you get in a jam, fuck up and get caught, don't get high and start posting on GFY, all you are doing then is just digging your hole deeper... Contact me and Achmed at WTF BRO PR INC. and for a small fee we will write your PR posts and you will be forgiven and back on top and ready to fuck up again in now time!

Troll is obvious troll.