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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
I believe there is an expression that goes, "The secret to success is sincerity - once you can fake sincerity, you've got it made."
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Here at WTF BRO PR INC, we help you fake sincerity and also add in flattery. Flattery will take you even further than sincerity. When you blow smoke up people's ass and tell them how great they are, they will be your bro no matter how bad you fuck up. Cleaver ways to blow smoke up one's ass:
1. Give out stupid awards.
2. Hold "exclusive" parties at conventions, but invite everyone anyway, but tell them it's exclusive.
3. Interview them, people love to talk about themselves and make sure to paint them in a good picture.
4. Run around taking lots of pictures of them, people love to see themselves in pictures!
5. Then there is always defending them when they get in trouble on message boards, when you get their back, they will remember and get yours. Call the people attacking them "trolls' they will love you for that.
Please note DO NOT make a list of people you admire and post it online. That will backfire in your face because you will leave people off the list. What ever you do, don't do that. That never works. (rookie mistake.)
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Originally Posted by L-Pink
What if someone is an insulting asshole then becomes unemployed, can you help them too?
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absolutely, we at WTF BRO PR INC. can repair any one's reputation. The more you fuck up, the more people will love you when we get finished helping you.
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