06-02-2011, 07:46 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: UK
Posts: 1,089
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Originally Posted by will76
So many of you fuck up big time and what do you do? You make it worst because you don't know jack shit when it comes to good PR and spin. I am partnering with Achmed and we are going to open up " WTF BRO PR INC " service.
Let me show you how we can help you.
Pretend that you are a moron that doesn't give a shit about the adult industry and you just wanna make $$$$$. (We feel you bro) but when you fuck up, you got to be smooth about it because it could cause you to lose money (not good bro!). So when you take a job with a company that 99% of the industry hates, and you go rub it in everyone's face how you just got this smoking hot job (way to go bro!) don't sweat it bro, if it doesn't work out we are here to help you fix things!!!
But you need to consult with WTF BRO PR INC. first before posting again, after you get fired and need to crawl back to the industry and repair your reputation. It's easy to fix things bro, but you have to do it the right way, the wrong way it can go baaad. (cost you a lot of $$$)
Let me give you an example of what WTF BRO PR INC. can offer.
The wrong way:
NOOOOOOOOOO! BRO! WTF BRO are you stupid. That is a no no! never say it was about the money, are you stupid. Don't play the family card, no one cares about your family. Don't use the "but everyone else is doing it" that one has been used soo many times. It is no longer effective. Also don't tell them that what they hate is going to be "the standard" bro, are you on coke or something, what are you thinking ??? Lastly don't tell them they will end up buying anyway... Bro??? WTF
Now, if you would have consulted WTF BRO PR INC. first.... This is he reply we would have wrote for you and you would have had a much better reaction from people and made lots of $$$$$$$$$ !
So next time you get in a jam, fuck up and get caught, don't get high and start posting on GFY, all you are doing then is just digging your hole deeper... Contact me and Achmed at WTF BRO PR INC. and for a small fee we will write your PR posts and you will be forgiven and back on top and ready to fuck up again in now time!
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Troll is obvious troll.
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