Originally Posted by C H R I S 2.0 (Post 18171541)

I was on the fence on .XXX - Simple answer $$$$ I was offered a very large package and I accepted it to support my family. In this market jobs do not grow on trees. Even the biggest detractors (company onwers respected my decision).

Now that I know thier business paln I have no doubt .XXX will gain acceptance and bring new blodd and ivestment to this dieing industry. Mark my words - in three year I predict that .XXX will be the induystry standard.

Is your competitor buying .XXX you betcha.

Give it time - you'll convert to.

Originally Posted by C H R I S 2.0 (written by WTF BRO PR INC.

I want to apologize to everyone. (Bro, always say you are sorry first). I had no idea how detrimental dot xxx was going to be to the industry until I started working with them and learned about their true agenda. (ignorance is always a winner - and throw in some conspiracy crap, don't be specific so you can't get in trouble just hint at some shit, people will fall for it). I am sorry for my lapse of judgment (apologizing twice makes it seem more sincere. ) As soon as I realized what was going on I quit right away, didn't even give a two week notice. (this will explain why you leaving was so abrupt and people wont think you got fired.) I do not support ICM and .XXX and will do everything I can to help you fight it. (you know there is nothing you can do but make them think you care and will try anyway, but you don't have to actually do anything.) If we work together, I think we have a chance at still blocking it. (give people false hope, they love that shit!)
They did make me sign an NDA disclosure and I will be consulting my attorney to see what I can share with everyone to help us ( <- use "us" make it sound like you in the same boat even though you don't own shit in the industry) fight them. Even if I get sued, I might take the risk to help try to fight them. (this is the muther fucking trifecta here, make them think you care, in the same boat as them, that you have info they don't have and that they need you. Don't worry if anyone asks you again in the future, and most wont, just tell them you are still waiting to hear back from your attorney!)

(Close with this, you don't want to make it too long, but you can't be too short or it makes it look like you don't care. Too long and it looks like you making excuses and trying tooo hard!) Again if you feel the need to hate me, to give me a hard time, to not want to do business with me, then I understand and don't blame you. (reverse psychology muther fucker! works every time!!!!)

Thanks for listening,
Chris

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 18172826)

He took money for his good and services. good for him. I thought you guys liked capitalism... or is it only when it goes your way?

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 18172856)

http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1285217508.jpg

I believe there is an expression that goes, "The secret to success is sincerity - once you can fake sincerity, you've got it made."

ADG

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18172862)

What if someone is an insulting asshole then becomes unemployed, can you help them too?

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18172862)

What if someone is an insulting asshole then becomes unemployed, can you help them too?

Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 18172868)

You're hired!

When can we start repairing my PR?

Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 18172868)

You're hired!

When can we start repairing my PR?

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18172875)

We can start with a background song just for you by Jethro Tull .....

Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 18172868)

You're hired!

When can we start repairing my PR?

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18172875)

We can start with a background song just for you by Jethro Tull .....

Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 18172868)

You're hired!

When can we start repairing my PR?

Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 18172868)

You're hired!

When can we start repairing my PR?

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 18173218)

Ouch.
Someone's on another all night drunk.

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 18172774)

So many of you fuck up big time and what do you do? You make it worst because you don't know jack shit when it comes to good PR and spin. I am partnering with Achmed and we are going to open up " WTF BRO PR INC " service.

Let me show you how we can help you.

Pretend that you are a moron that doesn't give a shit about the adult industry and you just wanna make $$$$$. (We feel you bro) but when you fuck up, you got to be smooth about it because it could cause you to lose money (not good bro!). So when you take a job with a company that 99% of the industry hates, and you go rub it in everyone's face how you just got this smoking hot job (way to go bro!) don't sweat it bro, if it doesn't work out we are here to help you fix things!!!

But you need to consult with WTF BRO PR INC. first before posting again, after you get fired and need to crawl back to the industry and repair your reputation. It's easy to fix things bro, but you have to do it the right way, the wrong way it can go baaad. (cost you a lot of $$$)

Let me give you an example of what WTF BRO PR INC. can offer.

The wrong way:



NOOOOOOOOOO! BRO! WTF BRO are you stupid. That is a no no! never say it was about the money, are you stupid. Don't play the family card, no one cares about your family. Don't use the "but everyone else is doing it" that one has been used soo many times. It is no longer effective. Also don't tell them that what they hate is going to be "the standard" bro, are you on coke or something, what are you thinking ??? Lastly don't tell them they will end up buying anyway... Bro??? WTF

Now, if you would have consulted WTF BRO PR INC. first.... This is he reply we would have wrote for you and you would have had a much better reaction from people and made lots of $$$$$$$$$ !




So next time you get in a jam, fuck up and get caught, don't get high and start posting on GFY, all you are doing then is just digging your hole deeper... Contact me and Achmed at WTF BRO PR INC. and for a small fee we will write your PR posts and you will be forgiven and back on top and ready to fuck up again in now time!

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 18172879)

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...WLMQsPIG_g&t=1

you sir will definitely challenge our skills. We will give you guarantee to fix your reputation but you have to promise to never post again. Special circumstances... We give you the limited guarantee.... We fix reputation but the guarantee is only good until you post next. Deal ?

Originally Posted by Kiopa_Matt (Post 18173234)

Not to point out the irony here, but you do know you're offering PR services by calling potential clients idiots, right?

Originally Posted by troncarver (Post 18174020)

Your a douchebag will76.. Let me know next show you go to so I can punch you in the face

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 18173218)

Ouch.
Someone's on another all night drunk.

Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 18172868)

You're hired!

When can we start repairing my PR?

Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 18172868)

You're hired!

When can we start repairing my PR?

Originally Posted by Dedi (Post 18180587)

:thumbsup 36....

Originally Posted by C H R I S 2.0 (Post 18180517)

Email me your rates will - I like your style.....

Originally Posted by Miz_Wright (Post 18181319)

Dear Will76:

Would you have my babies? 'Cos I am pretty sure I'm in love with you now.

Kthx

Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 18172868)

You're hired!

When can we start repairing my PR?

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 18172774)

So many of you fuck up big time and what do you do? You make it worst because you don't know jack shit when it comes to good PR and spin. I am partnering with Achmed and we are going to open up " WTF BRO PR INC " service.

Let me show you how we can help you.

Pretend that you are a moron that doesn't give a shit about the adult industry and you just wanna make $$$$$. (We feel you bro) but when you fuck up, you got to be smooth about it because it could cause you to lose money (not good bro!). So when you take a job with a company that 99% of the industry hates, and you go rub it in everyone's face how you just got this smoking hot job (way to go bro!) don't sweat it bro, if it doesn't work out we are here to help you fix things!!!

But you need to consult with WTF BRO PR INC. first before posting again, after you get fired and need to crawl back to the industry and repair your reputation. It's easy to fix things bro, but you have to do it the right way, the wrong way it can go baaad. (cost you a lot of $$$)

Let me give you an example of what WTF BRO PR INC. can offer.

The wrong way:



NOOOOOOOOOO! BRO! WTF BRO are you stupid. That is a no no! never say it was about the money, are you stupid. Don't play the family card, no one cares about your family. Don't use the "but everyone else is doing it" that one has been used soo many times. It is no longer effective. Also don't tell them that what they hate is going to be "the standard" bro, are you on coke or something, what are you thinking ??? Lastly don't tell them they will end up buying anyway... Bro??? WTF

Now, if you would have consulted WTF BRO PR INC. first.... This is he reply we would have wrote for you and you would have had a much better reaction from people and made lots of $$$$$$$$$ !




So next time you get in a jam, fuck up and get caught, don't get high and start posting on GFY, all you are doing then is just digging your hole deeper... Contact me and Achmed at WTF BRO PR INC. and for a small fee we will write your PR posts and you will be forgiven and back on top and ready to fuck up again in now time!