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Old 06-08-2010, 11:23 AM   #1
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We Live In A World

WE LIVE IN A WORLD

* Where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance or police

* Where you get car loan @ 4% and education loan @ 12%

* Where Food cost more but Electronics are either free or subsidized

* Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with
real lemon.
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Old 06-08-2010, 12:10 PM   #2
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* Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with
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so you can drink your juice after dish wash? :D
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Old 06-08-2010, 12:11 PM   #3
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we live in a world

* where pizza reaches home faster than ambulance or police

* where you get car loan @ 4% and education loan @ 12%

* where food cost more but electronics are either free or subsidized

* where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with
real lemon.

love this tought
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Old 06-08-2010, 12:12 PM   #4
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Touché Mr joint, touché.
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Old 06-08-2010, 12:44 PM   #5
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First one is sooo true.

Nice thread, Mr. Joint!
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Old 06-08-2010, 12:51 PM   #6
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Old 06-08-2010, 12:52 PM   #7
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Huh?

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Old 06-08-2010, 12:53 PM   #8
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I live in a country where the emergency services go above and beyond expectations to help those in need.
I like the last point though
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Old 06-08-2010, 12:56 PM   #9
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nicely tought
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Old 06-08-2010, 12:56 PM   #10
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#1 is so true. Recently there was a fire near my place, and it did take almost 20 minutes for the fire engines to arrive, but I have ordered dominos and have got my pizza under 10 minutes
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Old 06-08-2010, 12:58 PM   #11
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Admittedly, after I read the first bullet I was hungry for a pizza.

None-the-less a great point and makes me kind of sad for the world.
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Pizza always takes forever to get to my house. I can call the cops on the neighbors fighting in the street and they're here in 60 seconds or less.
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Old 06-08-2010, 02:30 PM   #13
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WE LIVE IN A WORLD

* Where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance or police

* Where you get car loan @ 4% and education loan @ 12%

* Where Food cost more but Electronics are either free or subsidized

* Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with
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isn't ambulance response time like 10 minutes average countrywide?

and police time less than that?
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WE LIVE IN A WORLD

* Where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance or police

* Where you get car loan @ 4% and education loan @ 12%

* Where Food cost more but Electronics are either free or subsidized

* Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with
real lemon.
yeah... sad but true...
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