We Live In A World
 

WE LIVE IN A WORLD

* Where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance or police

* Where you get car loan @ 4% and education loan @ 12%

* Where Food cost more but Electronics are either free or subsidized

* Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with
real lemon.

so you can drink your juice after dish wash? :D

love this tought :)

Touché Mr joint, touché.

First one is sooo true.

Nice thread, Mr. Joint! :thumbsup

* Where someone can just post any made up facts on the internet and people will believe them







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Huh?

....

I live in a country where the emergency services go above and beyond expectations to help those in need.
I like the last point though :)

nicely tought

#1 is so true. Recently there was a fire near my place, and it did take almost 20 minutes for the fire engines to arrive, but I have ordered dominos and have got my pizza under 10 minutes :)

Admittedly, after I read the first bullet I was hungry for a pizza.

None-the-less a great point and makes me kind of sad for the world.

Pizza always takes forever to get to my house. I can call the cops on the neighbors fighting in the street and they're here in 60 seconds or less.

Dominoes totally blow, always late ... have you ever tasted cold peperoni ?

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Don't forget free government programs that may be available to you:

1 Libraries
2 Community Centres
3 Business workshops and seminars
4 Tax seminars
5 Roads
6 Other social programs

isn't ambulance response time like 10 minutes average countrywide?

and police time less than that?

yeah... sad but true...