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  • mrjoint
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2010
    • 296
    #1

    We Live In A World

    WE LIVE IN A WORLD

    * Where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance or police

    * Where you get car loan @ 4% and education loan @ 12%

    * Where Food cost more but Electronics are either free or subsidized

    * Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with
    real lemon.
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    • seeandsee
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      • Mar 2006
      • 50945
      #2
      Originally posted by mrjoint
      * Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with
      real lemon.
      so you can drink your juice after dish wash? :D
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        • Stinger
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2006
          • 876
          #3
          Originally posted by mrjoint
          we live in a world

          * where pizza reaches home faster than ambulance or police

          * where you get car loan @ 4% and education loan @ 12%

          * where food cost more but electronics are either free or subsidized

          * where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with
          real lemon.

          love this tought
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            • The Duck
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              • May 2005
              • 18243
              #4
              Touché Mr joint, touché.
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                • michael.kickass
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                  • Mar 2009
                  • 11039
                  #5
                  First one is sooo true.

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                    • ottopottomouse
                      She is ugly, bad luck.
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 13177
                      #6
                      * Where someone can just post any made up facts on the internet and people will believe them







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                        • Ethersync
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 5289
                          #7
                          Originally posted by mrjoint
                          WE LIVE IN A WORLD

                          * Where Food cost more but Electronics are either free or subsidized
                          Huh?

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                            • scottybuzz
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • May 2006
                              • 14799
                              #8
                              I live in a country where the emergency services go above and beyond expectations to help those in need.
                              I like the last point though
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                                • Dirty Lord
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2007
                                  • 2681
                                  #9
                                  nicely tought

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                                    • mrjoint
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2010
                                      • 296
                                      #10
                                      #1 is so true. Recently there was a fire near my place, and it did take almost 20 minutes for the fire engines to arrive, but I have ordered dominos and have got my pizza under 10 minutes
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                                        • RachelPanda
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2009
                                          • 187
                                          #11
                                          Admittedly, after I read the first bullet I was hungry for a pizza.

                                          None-the-less a great point and makes me kind of sad for the world.
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                                            • candyflip
                                              Carpe Visio
                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 43069
                                              #12
                                              Pizza always takes forever to get to my house. I can call the cops on the neighbors fighting in the street and they're here in 60 seconds or less.

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                                                • 2012
                                                  So Fucking What
                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                  • 17189
                                                  #13
                                                  Dominoes totally blow, always late ... have you ever tasted cold peperoni ?
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                                                    • _Richard_
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                      • 30989
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by mrjoint
                                                      WE LIVE IN A WORLD

                                                      * Where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance or police

                                                      * Where you get car loan @ 4% and education loan @ 12%

                                                      * Where Food cost more but Electronics are either free or subsidized

                                                      * Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with
                                                      real lemon.

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                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 27763
                                                          #15
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                                                            • dyna mo
                                                              just a fucking jerk
                                                              • Dec 2008
                                                              • 68184
                                                              #16
                                                              isn't ambulance response time like 10 minutes average countrywide?

                                                              and police time less than that?

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                                                                • HomerSimpson
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                  • 13826
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by mrjoint
                                                                  WE LIVE IN A WORLD

                                                                  * Where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance or police

                                                                  * Where you get car loan @ 4% and education loan @ 12%

                                                                  * Where Food cost more but Electronics are either free or subsidized

                                                                  * Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with
                                                                  real lemon.
                                                                  yeah... sad but true...
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