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Old 12-12-2002, 12:00 AM   #1
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Dumb state laws

Or should I say really dumb state laws

Texas:

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

California: This ones for Lensman

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Women may not drive in a house coat.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

New York:

A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.

Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers

See, told you! Really dumb laws.
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Old 12-12-2002, 12:15 AM   #2
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Old 12-12-2002, 12:17 AM   #3
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its more fun this way
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Old 12-12-2002, 12:22 AM   #4
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yeh, the no blowjob and no anal sex laws are kinda amusing and I think most states have those archaic things
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Old 12-12-2002, 01:01 AM   #5
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In England, it is illegal to be intoxicated in a pub...
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Old 12-12-2002, 01:10 AM   #6
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Old 12-12-2002, 01:18 AM   #7
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Texas:

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.


Looks like Bush wrote some laws himself!
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Old 12-12-2002, 05:48 AM   #8
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Looks like Bush wrote some laws himself!
Lol

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Old 12-12-2002, 06:01 AM   #9
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California: This ones for Lensman

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
so its ok to let your car run away if it does not exceed 60 mph?
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