Dumb state laws
 

Or should I say really dumb state laws

Texas:

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

California: This ones for Lensman :winkwink:

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Women may not drive in a house coat.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

New York:

A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.

Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers

See, told you! Really dumb laws. :1orglaugh
Oz

Fuck it

its more fun this way

yeh, the no blowjob and no anal sex laws are kinda amusing and I think most states have those archaic things

In England, it is illegal to be intoxicated in a pub...

:1orglaugh

Looks like Bush wrote some laws himself! :thumbsup

Lol :1orglaugh

Oz

so its ok to let your car run away if it does not exceed 60 mph? :helpme