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![]() Or should I say really dumb state laws
Texas: When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos. It is illegal to milk another person's cow. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. California: This ones for Lensman ![]() It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. Women may not drive in a house coat. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. New York: A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline. The penalty for jumping off a building is death. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M. Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers See, told you! Really dumb laws. ![]() Oz |
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its more fun this way
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yeh, the no blowjob and no anal sex laws are kinda amusing and I think most states have those archaic things
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In England, it is illegal to be intoxicated in a pub...
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