So I got a Subpoena in the mail today :) - GoFuckYourself.com

BSleazy · 07-30-2008, 08:14 PM

For the GFY lawyers...

This dude I was with leaving the bar got pulled over and I guess got charged with OWI/IMPAIRED/ WITH THE PRESENCE OF A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE.

I'm gonna show up to court but shit. WTF is this. I can't get in any trouble can I?

Alky · 07-30-2008, 08:16 PM

why would you get in trouble? just don't lie... or have your story straight.

mikesouth · 07-30-2008, 08:17 PM

you can if you dont show up

call yer buddy and have him tell his attorney then have his attorney advise you

lacuna · 07-30-2008, 08:17 PM

So long as you weren't driving, you should be fine

Fat Panda · 07-30-2008, 08:17 PM

from the prosecution or the defendant? your probably just a witness for one of the two...

DBS.US · 07-30-2008, 08:17 PM

Why,,,You didn't know anything about what he had on him? You barely know the guy.

BSleazy · 07-30-2008, 08:20 PM

Ya I just called him today. Haven't talked to the dude in about 6 months.

There's not much of a story to begin with. We drank some beers at the bar and some ass hole cop followed us out and pulled us over. We weren't wasted but he was giving the cop a hard time and refused a pbt. He must of tested positive for a "contolled substance" when they took him to the hospital and took his blood. OWI number 2 plus the other bull shit.

tony286 · 07-30-2008, 08:21 PM

Talk to a lawyer protect yourself.

BSleazy · 07-30-2008, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US

Why,,,You didn't know anything about what he had on him? You barely know the guy.

He didn't have anything on him. It must of been from the blood test.

Spunky · 07-30-2008, 08:22 PM

They want you to testify against him

Bill8 · 07-30-2008, 08:25 PM

be careful in depositions or interviews.

http://www.tuccille.com/blog/2008/07...-shouldnt.html

DaddyHalbucks · 07-30-2008, 08:28 PM

Get advice from a real lawyer.

Iron Fist · 07-30-2008, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Get advice from a real lawyer.

Oh now come on! GFY is as good for legal advice as it gets!

the content guy · 07-30-2008, 08:35 PM

Sounds like a gay adventure gone bad.....

BSleazy · 07-30-2008, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the content guy

Sounds like a gay adventure gone bad.....

hahahahaha

DefaultMan · 07-30-2008, 09:00 PM

Good luck with that

GAMEFINEST · 07-30-2008, 09:46 PM

hit up a lawyer meng..

2012 · 07-30-2008, 09:47 PM

you're goin down.
down to china town ...

The Judge · 07-30-2008, 09:49 PM

what do you mean you 'got it' ? was it served one you? did you sign registered mail? was it regular mail?

marketsmart · 07-30-2008, 10:10 PM

fuck the pigs.. go to court and say the cop wanted to suck your friends cock and when your friend refused, he arrested your friend...

when the judge asks you why you didnt get arrested too, tell him you gave the cop a handjob..

the more crazy you can make the story, the more believable it will be...

Iron Fist · 07-30-2008, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

fuck the pigs.. go to court and say the cop wanted to suck your friends cock and when your friend refused, he arrested your friend...

when the judge asks you why you didnt get arrested too, tell him you gave the cop a handjob..

the more crazy you can make the story, the more believable it will be...

I'm sure with a story like that some court reporter will be eagerly listening to the outcome.

BV · 07-30-2008, 10:16 PM

mailed? as in how?

LiveDose · 07-30-2008, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

fuck the pigs.. go to court and say the cop wanted to suck your friends cock and when your friend refused, he arrested your friend...

when the judge asks you why you didnt get arrested too, tell him you gave the cop a handjob..

the more crazy you can make the story, the more believable it will be...

LOL...

2012 · 07-30-2008, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

fuck the pigs.. go to court and say the cop wanted to suck your friends cock and when your friend refused, he arrested your friend...

when the judge asks you why you didnt get arrested too, tell him you gave the cop a handjob..

the more crazy you can make the story, the more believable it will be...

isn't that the death penalty in Michigan ?

BSleazy · 07-30-2008, 10:22 PM

I didn't have to sign for it. It came in one of those folded tabbed type things you can tear apart. It has the circuit court address on the front with SUBPOENA stamped on. Even has the guys name and the judges name on the front. I have to return the attached envelope within 48 hours and call some number the day before the hearing.

It's legit. I called him tonight and he has to be in court the same time it says I do.

BV · 07-30-2008, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCyber

I didn't have to sign for it. It came in one of those folded tabbed type things you can tear apart. It has the circuit court address on the front with SUBPOENA stamped on. Even has the guys name and the judges name on the front. I have to return the attached envelope within 48 hours and call some number the day before the hearing.

It's legit. I called him tonight and he has to be in court the same time it says I do.

you shouldn't have checked your mail until after the court date

BSleazy · 07-30-2008, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV

you shouldn't have checked your mail until after the court date

Almost 2 weeks away.

BSleazy · 07-30-2008, 10:34 PM

Anyways, back to work. Like 50 blogs to setup and trying to work on some dudes blogs that has a fucked up host that times out every time in the wordpress admin. What a headache.

yahoo-xxx-girls.com · 07-30-2008, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

Oh now come on! GFY is as good for legal advice as it gets!

clickyoucutie · 07-30-2008, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

Oh now come on! GFY is as good for legal advice as it gets!

LOL yeah right

D Ghost · 07-31-2008, 01:47 AM

yeah consult with attorney

Mr Pheer · 07-31-2008, 02:16 AM

dont ever talk to the cops, and always get an attorney

Tat2Jr · 07-31-2008, 02:25 AM

Don't go to court with the same crazy eyes you have in your avatar or you'll go to jail for sure!

2012 · 07-31-2008, 02:34 AM

CDSmith · 07-31-2008, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCyber

Ya I just called him today. Haven't talked to the dude in about 6 months.

There's not much of a story to begin with. We drank some beers at the bar and some ass hole cop followed us out and pulled us over. We weren't wasted but he was giving the cop a hard time and refused a pbt. He must of tested positive for a "contolled substance" when they took him to the hospital and took his blood. OWI number 2 plus the other bull shit.

There's his fatal mistake right there. No matter how annoying getting pulled over is, and no matter how much you hate cops, always go the "yes sir no sir sorry sir it'll never happen again" route. Always.

Once he drives off you can call him cocksucker as much as you want.

If that doesn't work go with plan B.... marketsmart's idea. :D

VicD · 07-31-2008, 03:04 AM

Prepare yourself for a longtime stay in prison, my friend

baddog · 07-31-2008, 09:01 AM

I gather that your friend's attorney did not subpoena you to testify on his behalf. That means the state wants you to testify against him. Kind of weird. Never heard of that happening before.

Why · 07-31-2008, 09:53 AM

say that you too were really fucked up on all sorts of drugs and you dont remember anything. ;)

_Richard_ · 07-31-2008, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCyber

I didn't have to sign for it. It came in one of those folded tabbed type things you can tear apart. It has the circuit court address on the front with SUBPOENA stamped on. Even has the guys name and the judges name on the front. I have to return the attached envelope within 48 hours and call some number the day before the hearing.

It's legit. I called him tonight and he has to be in court the same time it says I do.

sounds like you're a witness

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BSleazy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: USA Posts: 6,721	So I got a Subpoena in the mail today :) For the GFY lawyers... This dude I was with leaving the bar got pulled over and I guess got charged with OWI/IMPAIRED/ WITH THE PRESENCE OF A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE. I'm gonna show up to court but shit. WTF is this. I can't get in any trouble can I? __________________ icq 156131086

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BSleazy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: USA Posts: 6,721	Ya I just called him today. Haven't talked to the dude in about 6 months. There's not much of a story to begin with. We drank some beers at the bar and some ass hole cop followed us out and pulled us over. We weren't wasted but he was giving the cop a hard time and refused a pbt. He must of tested positive for a "contolled substance" when they took him to the hospital and took his blood. OWI number 2 plus the other bull shit. __________________ icq 156131086

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