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BSleazy 07-30-2008 08:14 PM

So I got a Subpoena in the mail today :)
 
For the GFY lawyers...

This dude I was with leaving the bar got pulled over and I guess got charged with OWI/IMPAIRED/ WITH THE PRESENCE OF A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE.


I'm gonna show up to court but shit. WTF is this. I can't get in any trouble can I?

Alky 07-30-2008 08:16 PM

why would you get in trouble? just don't lie... or have your story straight.

mikesouth 07-30-2008 08:17 PM

you can if you dont show up

call yer buddy and have him tell his attorney then have his attorney advise you

lacuna 07-30-2008 08:17 PM

So long as you weren't driving, you should be fine

Fat Panda 07-30-2008 08:17 PM

from the prosecution or the defendant? your probably just a witness for one of the two...

DBS.US 07-30-2008 08:17 PM

Why,,,You didn't know anything about what he had on him? You barely know the guy.

BSleazy 07-30-2008 08:20 PM

Ya I just called him today. Haven't talked to the dude in about 6 months.

There's not much of a story to begin with. We drank some beers at the bar and some ass hole cop followed us out and pulled us over. We weren't wasted but he was giving the cop a hard time and refused a pbt. He must of tested positive for a "contolled substance" when they took him to the hospital and took his blood. OWI number 2 plus the other bull shit.

tony286 07-30-2008 08:21 PM

Talk to a lawyer protect yourself.

BSleazy 07-30-2008 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 14534905)
Why,,,You didn't know anything about what he had on him? You barely know the guy.

He didn't have anything on him. It must of been from the blood test.

Spunky 07-30-2008 08:22 PM

They want you to testify against him

Bill8 07-30-2008 08:25 PM

be careful in depositions or interviews.

http://www.tuccille.com/blog/2008/07...-shouldnt.html

DaddyHalbucks 07-30-2008 08:28 PM

Get advice from a real lawyer.

Iron Fist 07-30-2008 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 14534931)
Get advice from a real lawyer.

Oh now come on! GFY is as good for legal advice as it gets! :2 cents:

the content guy 07-30-2008 08:35 PM

Sounds like a gay adventure gone bad.....

BSleazy 07-30-2008 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the content guy (Post 14534953)
Sounds like a gay adventure gone bad.....

hahahahaha

DefaultMan 07-30-2008 09:00 PM

Good luck with that

GAMEFINEST 07-30-2008 09:46 PM

hit up a lawyer meng..

2012 07-30-2008 09:47 PM

you're goin down.
down to china town ... :Oh crap
http://i35.tinypic.com/wpglz.jpg

The Judge 07-30-2008 09:49 PM

what do you mean you 'got it' ? was it served one you? did you sign registered mail? was it regular mail?

marketsmart 07-30-2008 10:10 PM

fuck the pigs.. go to court and say the cop wanted to suck your friends cock and when your friend refused, he arrested your friend...

when the judge asks you why you didnt get arrested too, tell him you gave the cop a handjob..

the more crazy you can make the story, the more believable it will be...

Iron Fist 07-30-2008 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 14535194)
fuck the pigs.. go to court and say the cop wanted to suck your friends cock and when your friend refused, he arrested your friend...

when the judge asks you why you didnt get arrested too, tell him you gave the cop a handjob..

the more crazy you can make the story, the more believable it will be...

I'm sure with a story like that some court reporter will be eagerly listening to the outcome.

BV 07-30-2008 10:16 PM

mailed? as in how?

LiveDose 07-30-2008 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 14535194)
fuck the pigs.. go to court and say the cop wanted to suck your friends cock and when your friend refused, he arrested your friend...

when the judge asks you why you didnt get arrested too, tell him you gave the cop a handjob..

the more crazy you can make the story, the more believable it will be...



LOL...:1orglaugh

2012 07-30-2008 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 14535194)
fuck the pigs.. go to court and say the cop wanted to suck your friends cock and when your friend refused, he arrested your friend...

when the judge asks you why you didnt get arrested too, tell him you gave the cop a handjob..

the more crazy you can make the story, the more believable it will be...

isn't that the death penalty in Michigan ?:warning:1orglaugh

BSleazy 07-30-2008 10:22 PM

I didn't have to sign for it. It came in one of those folded tabbed type things you can tear apart. It has the circuit court address on the front with SUBPOENA stamped on. Even has the guys name and the judges name on the front. I have to return the attached envelope within 48 hours and call some number the day before the hearing.

It's legit. I called him tonight and he has to be in court the same time it says I do.

BV 07-30-2008 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCyber (Post 14535237)
I didn't have to sign for it. It came in one of those folded tabbed type things you can tear apart. It has the circuit court address on the front with SUBPOENA stamped on. Even has the guys name and the judges name on the front. I have to return the attached envelope within 48 hours and call some number the day before the hearing.

It's legit. I called him tonight and he has to be in court the same time it says I do.

you shouldn't have checked your mail until after the court date :2 cents:

BSleazy 07-30-2008 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV (Post 14535252)
you shouldn't have checked your mail until after the court date :2 cents:

Almost 2 weeks away.

BSleazy 07-30-2008 10:34 PM

Anyways, back to work. Like 50 blogs to setup and trying to work on some dudes blogs that has a fucked up host that times out every time in the wordpress admin. What a headache.

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 07-30-2008 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 14534939)
Oh now come on! GFY is as good for legal advice as it gets! :2 cents:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

clickyoucutie 07-30-2008 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 14534939)
Oh now come on! GFY is as good for legal advice as it gets! :2 cents:

LOL yeah right:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

D Ghost 07-31-2008 01:47 AM

yeah consult with attorney

Mr Pheer 07-31-2008 02:16 AM

dont ever talk to the cops, and always get an attorney

Tat2Jr 07-31-2008 02:25 AM

Don't go to court with the same crazy eyes you have in your avatar or you'll go to jail for sure! :winkwink:

2012 07-31-2008 02:34 AM

meet your new cell mate
 

CDSmith 07-31-2008 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCyber (Post 14534913)
Ya I just called him today. Haven't talked to the dude in about 6 months.

There's not much of a story to begin with. We drank some beers at the bar and some ass hole cop followed us out and pulled us over. We weren't wasted but he was giving the cop a hard time and refused a pbt. He must of tested positive for a "contolled substance" when they took him to the hospital and took his blood. OWI number 2 plus the other bull shit.

There's his fatal mistake right there. No matter how annoying getting pulled over is, and no matter how much you hate cops, always go the "yes sir no sir sorry sir it'll never happen again" route. Always.

Once he drives off you can call him cocksucker as much as you want.


If that doesn't work go with plan B.... marketsmart's idea. :D

VicD 07-31-2008 03:04 AM

Prepare yourself for a longtime stay in prison, my friend :)

baddog 07-31-2008 09:01 AM

I gather that your friend's attorney did not subpoena you to testify on his behalf. That means the state wants you to testify against him. Kind of weird. Never heard of that happening before.

Why 07-31-2008 09:53 AM

say that you too were really fucked up on all sorts of drugs and you dont remember anything. ;)

_Richard_ 07-31-2008 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCyber (Post 14535237)
I didn't have to sign for it. It came in one of those folded tabbed type things you can tear apart. It has the circuit court address on the front with SUBPOENA stamped on. Even has the guys name and the judges name on the front. I have to return the attached envelope within 48 hours and call some number the day before the hearing.

It's legit. I called him tonight and he has to be in court the same time it says I do.

sounds like you're a witness


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