Country snapshot : Israel - GoFuckYourself.com

emjay · 06-03-2008, 04:19 PM

Being married to a Jewish princess, I have had the pleasure of travelling to Israel on more than one occasion. The first thing that struck me when I first visited there was the rampant black humour of which I am a loyal fan ? I had never heard so many Jewish jokes in my entire life! The trait of not taking oneself too seriously came as a breath of fresh air, not least since we were living in Germany at the time, whose population aruably do!

Whilst having the world?s hundreth largest population of only some 6.4m, Israel is a tech-savy country in more ways than one. Not only was the processor in your computer probably developed there, but this is also the country that lays claim to having the highest percentage of home computers per capita anywhere in the world.

A recent study conducted by the Bank of Israel shows that in Israel the use of payment cards has surged in several sectors due to the recent economic boom there. Online shopping, thanks to a of a 72 penetration rate in household internet access, has played an important role, as well as the increasing number of merchants that accept payment cards.

Technological advancement has brought its own contribution, allowing for the launch of new products on the market, including prepaid cards and smart cards. The issuer of Leumi Visa credit cards recently reported that the number of valid cards at the end of last year grew by 14 percent relative to the previous one.

However, as with most developed markets, many Israelis are often relluctant to use their plastic friends online for fear of fraud, identity theft, or plain scared of being found out by an over-inquisitive wife! And believe me, I know what I am talking about!

This might help account for why our pay-per-call phone billing solution is popular with surfers from there. No forms. No paper trial. Just easy and annoymous access to the forbidden fruits of your member area for a time duration of your choosing.

And on the subject of phones, Jakie Mason?s hillarious cellphone sketch simply reinforces what I had long suspected ? the Israelies are a nation of cellphone junkies! This addiction was symbolically cast in stone back in 1998 in the shape of a cellular phone carved out of basalt rock which adorns the gravestone of Guy Akrish at the Ashkelon cemetery in southern Israel.(pic)

It therefore stands to reason that you should include phone processing as part of your billing amoury in order to maximise your revenues from Israel and elsewhere in the Middle East.

The Israilies love affair with the telephone has never waned, a fact of which I am harshly reminded of every month when our phone bill arrrives. I have learnt the hard way as to why Jewish Mothers make great parole officers. It is because they never let anyone finish a sentence.

SteppenWolf · 06-03-2008, 06:08 PM

Fuck Israel! The world never saw such a group of ugly big-nosed smart... thieves, scammers, pedophiles, murderers, hypocrats and back-stabbing refugees.

The world will be better off without them.

SteppenWolf · 06-03-2008, 06:15 PM

This is the average looks of a israeli "princess"

emjay · 06-04-2008, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by SteppenWolf

Fuck Israel! The world never saw such a group of ugly big-nosed smart... thieves, scammers, pedophiles, murderers, hypocrats and back-stabbing refugees.

The world will be better off without them.

GFY

emjay · 06-04-2008, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by SteppenWolf

This is the average looks of a israeli "princess"

Stephen McTowelie · 06-04-2008, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by SteppenWolf

Fuck Me! The world never saw such a ugly big-nosed smart... thief scammer , pedophile , murderer , hypocrat and back-stabbing refugee .

The world will be better off without me.

Hmm maybe you do have a point

The Judge · 06-04-2008, 02:01 AM

If you had 6.4 million ADDITIONAL in the US you'd all be cleaning shit for a living that's how much cut-throat competition you'd be having, so be grateful it keeps them there, that's why the US pays them a billions dollars a year, to make sure they stay there.

The Judge · 06-04-2008, 02:04 AM

Sorry to burst your bubble but that is not Semite DNA, from the looks of it it is heavily mixed with Russian/Ukrainian DNA.

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Originally Posted by emjay

Stephen McTowelie · 06-04-2008, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by The Judge

Sorry to burst your bubble but that is not Semite DNA, from the looks of it it is heavily mixed with Russian/Ukrainian DNA.

You really are a retard aren't you !
Where precisely did you think the European Jews came from ?

marketsmart · 06-04-2008, 02:11 AM

i love Isreal....

The Judge · 06-04-2008, 02:14 AM

There in nothing European about them. They are genetically west Asian, similar to Armenians, that ended up in Europe through migration. Do you consider Gypsies European too?

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You really are a retard aren't you !
Where precisely did you think the European Jews came from ?

themonk · 06-04-2008, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by SteppenWolf

This is the average looks of a israeli "princess"

have to agree with that

themonk · 06-04-2008, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by The Judge

Sorry to burst your bubble but that is not Semite DNA, from the looks of it it is heavily mixed with Russian/Ukrainian DNA.

russians that changed their names lol..

voa · 06-04-2008, 04:56 AM

Israel its amazing combination of old and ultramodern, they are pretty high tech and very positive people.I just come from Israel and i would go again for sure.Amazing country

potter · 06-04-2008, 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by emjay

send em over please

06-04-2008, 05:39 AM

best trip i ever did was to israel. The women there were amazingly hot and so friendly. The beach was amazing. Oh and the girls were amazingly hot and so friendly : )

I was so sad to leave, every nite out on the town was great and i have some great hookup stories. Gonna try to go back in like a year...

Azoy? · 06-04-2008, 08:34 AM

to all those that posted those stupid comments about israel such as the once made by SteppenWolf. i actually encourage you to go to Iran if you have the same views and live there for one year. then again you probably not going to survive a month, then you will realize what values are and how much you appriciate them.
you will also kiss israel's land if you ever survive iran to get to israel.
in the meantime I have to say

Isradude · 06-04-2008, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by themonk

have to agree with that

O MARINA · 06-04-2008, 08:41 AM

L'echaim

themonk · 06-04-2008, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Isradude

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she look nice

Isradude · 06-04-2008, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

L'echaim

Lechaim motek

Isradude · 06-04-2008, 08:43 AM

Isradude · 06-04-2008, 08:44 AM

SmokeyTheBear · 06-04-2008, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Azoy?

to all those that posted those stupid comments about israel such as the once made by SteppenWolf. i actually encourage you to go to Iran if you have the same views and live there for one year. then again you probably not going to survive a month, then you will realize what values are and how much you appriciate them.
you will also kiss israel's land if you ever survive iran to get to israel.
in the meantime I have to say

Your offended someone trashed israel so you trash on another country.. ?

don't sink to the same level as someone who is being childish.

You are mad at him because he made silly statements about a country he has likely never been to purely based on crap he has heard. So you turn around and do the exact same thing.

be the bigger man

Odin · 06-04-2008, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Azoy?

to all those that posted those stupid comments about israel such as the once made by SteppenWolf. i actually encourage you to go to Iran if you have the same views and live there for one year. then again you probably not going to survive a month, then you will realize what values are and how much you appriciate them.
you will also kiss israel's land if you ever survive iran to get to israel.
in the meantime I have to say

The comments about Israel may be stupid, but yours are just propaganda as well. I've been to Iran, and Lebanon (and stayed in Hezbollah territory - Beqaa Valley near Baalbek) and Syria on my way back from Europe last year. I survived all three, and actually the people in all the places were as kind to me as could possibly be. I don't doubt if you were Jewish, or American (I know Syria makes it hard for American's to get into the country now days, not impossible though) it might be a little different, but nothing like you said.

I actually remember in the middle of the night walking around Beirut and bumping into two American tourists (about 20 years old) boyfriend and girlfriend and they were having no problems either, and myself and my friend went and hit some nightclubs (kind of lame compared to European ones but the Lebanese girls love white guys so was fun) with them. Sure their Government policies and religion aren't something I want to see in Europe any time soon, but the people themselves (particularly the Shia) are quite kind and down to earth and not very religious at all. I don't doubt Israel would be a decent place to visit, full of decent people, but the Government policy that they pursue is pretty appalling.

Isradude · 06-04-2008, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by themonk

have to agree with that

Adultnet · 06-04-2008, 08:52 AM

Israel is a must visit for all since such a culture , tradition, people and huge variety of ways to spend time good and i mean really good is not seen anywhere today.
Desert, Sea's, Parties, Mentality... awesome
Milk products - amazing
sun all over the place...
almost all people know English
just come and have fun

cleopatra0628 · 06-04-2008, 08:55 AM

^^^ she looks nice.. ;)

Adultnet · 06-04-2008, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by cleopatra0628

^^^ she looks nice.. ;)

I would make her happy

Isradude · 06-04-2008, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by themonk

have to agree with that

alby_persignup · 06-04-2008, 09:24 AM

I'd say there still Hot Israel girls here.

Isradude · 06-04-2008, 09:26 AM

Electric Lights · 06-04-2008, 09:28 AM

fuck israel

Sid70 · 06-04-2008, 09:33 AM

no rasist threads please, good chicks are good arounf the globe

tranza · 06-04-2008, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by SteppenWolf

This is the average looks of a israeli "princess"

That's just scary!!

Isradude · 06-04-2008, 10:42 AM

Bryan G · 06-04-2008, 10:51 AM

LOL, this thread is fucked.

I dont understand why anyone thinks that theircountry, religion or whatever is better than anyone else. Every place in the world has its unique features and hot woman.

Isradude · 06-04-2008, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan

LOL, this thread is fucked.

I dont understand why anyone thinks that theircountry, religion or whatever is better than anyone else. Every place in the world has its unique features and hot woman.

themonk · 06-04-2008, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Isradude

those are hot!!!

Martin · 06-04-2008, 11:08 AM

shalom to all my jew bros

adonthenet · 06-04-2008, 11:26 AM

Shalom my friends! Israel Air Force RULE!

Israeli girls are HOT AS HELL!!!

Come over to see for yourself!

emjay · 06-04-2008, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan

LOL, this thread is fucked.

I know, I should have done Belgium instead Bryan lol

BTW, Barack Obama has pledged unwavering support for Israel in his first foreign policy speech since declaring himself the Democratic nominee for president.

He told the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (Aipac), a prominent Jewish lobby, Israel's security was "sacrosanct" and "non-negotiable".

Isradude · 06-04-2008, 12:04 PM

The Judge · 06-04-2008, 12:33 PM

If you are so proud of your country why wont you go live there? Possible answer: a vampire cannot live of off other vampires?

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Originally Posted by Isradude

Azoy? · 06-04-2008, 12:35 PM

Israeli women on youtube but warning do not watch unless you plan to jerk off.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JN6_OxOXVXM&NR=1

https://youtube.com/watch?v=glBSWLLKUcI

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NgVjp...eature=related

https://youtube.com/watch?v=szHUO...eature=related

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rrlE0...eature=related

https://youtube.com/watch?v=okP6tAKXheI&NR=1

Azoy? · 06-04-2008, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by The Judge

If you are so proud of your country why wont you go live there? Possible answer: a vampire cannot live of off other vampires?

typical ignorance responce because he has nothing smart to say.

Isradude · 06-04-2008, 01:30 PM

just a punk · 06-04-2008, 01:31 PM

Nice reading, thanks! But I still don't understand is porn legal in Israel or not?

Isradude · 06-04-2008, 01:43 PM

AtlantisCash · 06-04-2008, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by cyberxxx

Nice reading, thanks! But I still don't understand is porn legal in Israel or not?

Should be illegal if You're not making money

06-03-2008, 04:19 PM	#1
emjay Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Back in Blighty Posts: 4,277	Country snapshot : Israel Being married to a Jewish princess, I have had the pleasure of travelling to Israel on more than one occasion. The first thing that struck me when I first visited there was the rampant black humour of which I am a loyal fan ? I had never heard so many Jewish jokes in my entire life! The trait of not taking oneself too seriously came as a breath of fresh air, not least since we were living in Germany at the time, whose population aruably do! Whilst having the world?s hundreth largest population of only some 6.4m, Israel is a tech-savy country in more ways than one. Not only was the processor in your computer probably developed there, but this is also the country that lays claim to having the highest percentage of home computers per capita anywhere in the world. A recent study conducted by the Bank of Israel shows that in Israel the use of payment cards has surged in several sectors due to the recent economic boom there. Online shopping, thanks to a of a 72 penetration rate in household internet access, has played an important role, as well as the increasing number of merchants that accept payment cards. Technological advancement has brought its own contribution, allowing for the launch of new products on the market, including prepaid cards and smart cards. The issuer of Leumi Visa credit cards recently reported that the number of valid cards at the end of last year grew by 14 percent relative to the previous one. However, as with most developed markets, many Israelis are often relluctant to use their plastic friends online for fear of fraud, identity theft, or plain scared of being found out by an over-inquisitive wife! And believe me, I know what I am talking about! This might help account for why our pay-per-call phone billing solution is popular with surfers from there. No forms. No paper trial. Just easy and annoymous access to the forbidden fruits of your member area for a time duration of your choosing. And on the subject of phones, Jakie Mason?s hillarious cellphone sketch simply reinforces what I had long suspected ? the Israelies are a nation of cellphone junkies! This addiction was symbolically cast in stone back in 1998 in the shape of a cellular phone carved out of basalt rock which adorns the gravestone of Guy Akrish at the Ashkelon cemetery in southern Israel.(pic) It therefore stands to reason that you should include phone processing as part of your billing amoury in order to maximise your revenues from Israel and elsewhere in the Middle East. The Israilies love affair with the telephone has never waned, a fact of which I am harshly reminded of every month when our phone bill arrrives. I have learnt the hard way as to why Jewish Mothers make great parole officers. It is because they never let anyone finish a sentence. __________________ I Run 500+ WhatsApp Groups. The Zuck Owns Me www.emjayconsultancy.com

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LilBro Guest Posts: n/a	best trip i ever did was to israel. The women there were amazingly hot and so friendly. The beach was amazing. Oh and the girls were amazingly hot and so friendly : ) I was so sad to leave, every nite out on the town was great and i have some great hookup stories. Gonna try to go back in like a year...

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