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minusonebit · 10-19-2007, 04:25 PM

Some people really are too stupid to continue consuming the precious resource of oxygen on this planet. I got a second credit card from my bank. So naturally, I go to register it online so I can see my statement online and to prevent someone else from coming along and doing the same without my knowledge. While trying to do so, I kept getting indexoutofrange errors and other assorted ASP/DB error messages.

So I called them, and here is the variety of the stupid answers and dumb responses I got:

Call #1: (Monday evening, when I got the card and had time to fuck with it) rep says the system updates around this time, try again in the morning.

Call #2: (The next morning, when it still doesn't work). The system is probably still updating, try again this afternoon.

Call #3: (Later that afternoon) Still not working. Rep tells me its my web browser that is having trouble, I should take my computer in and have it checked for viruses and spy ware. I tell her that BS, the database is the bank's web servers, not in my web browser. She sends me to a supervisor who promises to let the proper parties know about it.

(I decide to wait a while, maybe enough other people will bitch about it and it will get fixed. Apparently thats not gonna do it, still broke this morning.)

Call #4: (Today, 2 hrs ago) Still wont work. Rep tells me its because I am not doing it right. I ask her how to do it, she walks me through and I get the error again. She then starts telling me to call my ISP, my internet is broken, I started to tell her that was BS but she hung up on me when I told her not to interrupt me.

Call #5: (Just ended) I go straight to a supervisor, she at first tries to tell me that its my computer, my password, my ISP and/or my e-mail address. I tell her thats BS and I want to speak to someone in tech and she tells me they don't take phone calls from customers. Finally, she gives up and sends me to the system admin's voice mail, which answers on the first ring with "You have reached so and so, team leader of the enterprise services group for Incompetence Savings & Loan, I am currently on vacation and will return to the office on November 5..." So I left a message and I guess I will wait until this fuck comes back from vacation to get it fixed.

Jesus fucking Christ. Its easier to get Microsoft to acknowledge a flaw in its products than it is to get a competent answer out of these people. First off, I if was MIS for any company and some dumb call center rep sent a customer to my voice mail, I'd fucking have her head. Second of all, a mild knowledge of the internet should be a requirement for people hired on to work at online banks and who take calls about the bank's website.

GrouchyAdmin · 10-19-2007, 04:28 PM

You're expecting the call center monkeys to be able to do more than suggest that you reboot and/or change your browser?

This has been standard procedure for over a decade now.

I agree it's bullshit, but you'll never, ever, ever, ever get to talk to an internal developer for anyone who deals with monitary transactions. They always end up seeking you out.

BoyAlley · 10-19-2007, 04:28 PM

Wow that is a long post.

Who can give me the 1 sentence gay-friendly version?

RudeBoy · 10-19-2007, 04:31 PM

sounds like there is something wrong with ur computer

buzzy · 10-19-2007, 04:31 PM

Translation: Hi, my names minusonebit im a scumbag thief

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-19-2007, 04:32 PM

did it spew out credit card numbers, expiration dates and other valuable information in the error for you to post on your "security blog" too?

Gordon G · 10-19-2007, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzy

Translation: Hi, my names minusonebit im a scumbag thief

yeah exactly.

L-Pink · 10-19-2007, 04:36 PM

Nice tantrum .....

minusonebit · 10-19-2007, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Wow that is a long post.

Who can give me the 1 sentence gay-friendly version?

teh bank I dew da biz with sucks. lawds mercy!

BoyAlley · 10-19-2007, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit

teh bank I dew da biz with sucks. lawds mercy!

Cripe Mighty.

10-19-2007, 04:47 PM

so this idiot should be banned, but heh his is not, so since he has no real brain and only 2 brain cells left, please ignore his posts, just check and yep ......... oh snap, he is he one that use the only brain cells left to make sure he does not piss in any corner within his cave but do it in the not working sink.

High Plains Drifter · 10-19-2007, 04:47 PM

Sweet, sweet karma strikes again!!

DamageX · 10-19-2007, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RudeBoy

sounds like there is something wrong with ur computer

Sounds like there's something wrong with the user of his computer.

Papillon · 10-19-2007, 04:51 PM

thats called karma asshole

peterk · 10-19-2007, 04:52 PM

that sucks ... I know the feeling

minusonebit · 10-19-2007, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Cripe Mighty.

No one can do it like you can. Hey, I tried.

minusonebit · 10-19-2007, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThumbLord

so this idiot should be banned, but heh his is not, so since he has no real brain and only 2 brain cells left, please ignore his posts, just check and yep ......... oh snap, he is he one that use the only brain cells left to make sure he does not piss in any corner within his cave but do it in the not working sink.

And who the fuck are you again? You call me an idiot and you write run-on sentences that make little to no sense?

Rochard · 10-19-2007, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Wow that is a long post.

Who can give me the 1 sentence gay-friendly version?

Credit card company reps suck cock?

minusonebit · 10-19-2007, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

Sounds like there's something wrong with the user of his computer.

Yeah, because we all know that ASP errors are the fault of the end user, right? This one I didn't do.

fris · 10-19-2007, 05:19 PM

too much to read

L-Pink · 10-19-2007, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit

And who the fuck are you again? You call me an idiot and you write run-on sentences that make little to no sense?

Try treating people with a little respect. English is the second or third language for many posters. And some bots are outdated.

GrouchyAdmin · 10-19-2007, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Credit card company reps suck cock?

I really gotta get myself a Centurion.

10-19-2007, 05:28 PM

sorry my engrish is less then yours minusonebrain.
still you are a stupid assfuck, sorry

10-19-2007, 05:30 PM

wanna talk dutch,african,french or russian my friend minus one brain?
shall I start dickhead?

10-19-2007, 05:31 PM

german, flamish or any other language I speak, idiot !

L-Pink · 10-19-2007, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThumbLord

wanna talk dutch,african,french or russian my friend minus one brain?
shall I start dickhead?

Now that post was perfect

10-19-2007, 05:33 PM

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...ht=minusonebit
does this help?

10-19-2007, 05:34 PM

thank you the search is working perfect again?
do you really wanna start a flaming war with me minusbraincells?
thanks L-Pink for the comment LOL

10-19-2007, 05:35 PM

simpel stuk ongeluk, min een breincell

minusonebit · 10-19-2007, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Try treating people with a little respect. English is the second or third language for many posters. And some bots are outdated.

Respect is earned, not given. Calling me minusonebrain (in any language) is not a good way to earn it. So he, and now you, can go fuck yourselves.

GrouchyAdmin · 10-19-2007, 05:40 PM

i enjoy pie and pie related pastries.

10-19-2007, 05:40 PM

you my friend are an idiot
jij bent een idioot mijn friend
u bent ook in de vlaamse taal een idioot, vriendje
du bisst ein Idiot
and so on

10-19-2007, 05:42 PM

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...ht=minusonebit

10-19-2007, 05:42 PM

rest my case fuckface

frostyimpressions · 10-19-2007, 05:46 PM

You should probably cancel your account. That will get them contacting you again and trying to fix things.

10-19-2007, 06:02 PM

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...ht=minusonebit
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...ht=minusonebit
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...ht=minusonebit
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...ht=minusonebit

L-Pink · 10-19-2007, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit

Respect is earned, not given. Calling me minusonebrain (in any language) is not a good way to earn it. So he, and now you, can go fuck yourselves.

What an angry little guy, no wonder nobody likes you.

minusonebit · 10-19-2007, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frostyimpressions

You should probably cancel your account. That will get them contacting you again and trying to fix things.

Thats an idea. I'll wait till this guy gets back, at least if I can register the account than neither can anyone else.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-19-2007, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

What an angry little guy, no wonder nobody likes you.

having a little penis will cause that

minusonebit · 10-19-2007, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaysin

having a little penis will cause that

How would you know about my penis size unless you were peeking under the covers?

CyberHustler · 10-19-2007, 06:16 PM

This thread took a left turn...

L-Pink · 10-19-2007, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit

How would you know about my penis size unless you were peeking under the covers?

Tip; When posting something that's not funny don't use a Smilie

georgeyw · 10-19-2007, 06:40 PM

LMFAO!

This thread hasn't really turned out how you would have liked it has it minusonebit?

minusonebit · 10-19-2007, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw

LMFAO!

This thread hasn't really turned out how you would have liked it has it minusonebit?

What makes you think I had a specific way I wanted it to turn out to begin with?

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Tip; When posting something that's not funny don't use a Smilie

Tip: When posting something stupid, save the keystrokes and don't post at all.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-19-2007, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit

Tip: When posting something stupid, save the keystrokes and don't post at all.

if you took your own advice you'd have 5,300 less posts

Arkantiger · 10-19-2007, 09:08 PM

that sucks hope it works out well

aico · 10-19-2007, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Wow that is a long post.

Who can give me the 1 sentence gay-friendly version?

"I posted everyone's passwords, and ironically call people idiots... hard cock ass sex"

Iron Fist · 10-19-2007, 09:20 PM

What the hell was this thread about? I think it went south after post 4?

BannerAnt · 10-19-2007, 09:43 PM

tickle my belly

Iron Fist · 10-19-2007, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BannerAnt

tickle my belly

**tickle tickle**

Oops... you belly was higher wasn't it?

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ThumbLord Guest Posts: n/a	you my friend are an idiot jij bent een idioot mijn friend u bent ook in de vlaamse taal een idioot, vriendje du bisst ein Idiot and so on Last edited by ThumbLord; 10-19-2007 at 05:41 PM.. Reason: typo sorry

10-19-2007, 04:25 PM	#1
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	Congratulations, You're an Idiot! Some people really are too stupid to continue consuming the precious resource of oxygen on this planet. I got a second credit card from my bank. So naturally, I go to register it online so I can see my statement online and to prevent someone else from coming along and doing the same without my knowledge. While trying to do so, I kept getting indexoutofrange errors and other assorted ASP/DB error messages. So I called them, and here is the variety of the stupid answers and dumb responses I got: Call #1: (Monday evening, when I got the card and had time to fuck with it) rep says the system updates around this time, try again in the morning. Call #2: (The next morning, when it still doesn't work). The system is probably still updating, try again this afternoon. Call #3: (Later that afternoon) Still not working. Rep tells me its my web browser that is having trouble, I should take my computer in and have it checked for viruses and spy ware. I tell her that BS, the database is the bank's web servers, not in my web browser. She sends me to a supervisor who promises to let the proper parties know about it. (I decide to wait a while, maybe enough other people will bitch about it and it will get fixed. Apparently thats not gonna do it, still broke this morning.) Call #4: (Today, 2 hrs ago) Still wont work. Rep tells me its because I am not doing it right. I ask her how to do it, she walks me through and I get the error again. She then starts telling me to call my ISP, my internet is broken, I started to tell her that was BS but she hung up on me when I told her not to interrupt me. Call #5: (Just ended) I go straight to a supervisor, she at first tries to tell me that its my computer, my password, my ISP and/or my e-mail address. I tell her thats BS and I want to speak to someone in tech and she tells me they don't take phone calls from customers. Finally, she gives up and sends me to the system admin's voice mail, which answers on the first ring with "You have reached so and so, team leader of the enterprise services group for Incompetence Savings & Loan, I am currently on vacation and will return to the office on November 5..." So I left a message and I guess I will wait until this fuck comes back from vacation to get it fixed. Jesus fucking Christ. Its easier to get Microsoft to acknowledge a flaw in its products than it is to get a competent answer out of these people. First off, I if was MIS for any company and some dumb call center rep sent a customer to my voice mail, I'd fucking have her head. Second of all, a mild knowledge of the internet should be a requirement for people hired on to work at online banks and who take calls about the bank's website.

10-19-2007, 04:28 PM	#2
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	You're expecting the call center monkeys to be able to do more than suggest that you reboot and/or change your browser? This has been standard procedure for over a decade now. I agree it's bullshit, but you'll never, ever, ever, ever get to talk to an internal developer for anyone who deals with monitary transactions. They always end up seeking you out. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

10-19-2007, 04:28 PM	#3
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Wow that is a long post. Who can give me the 1 sentence gay-friendly version?

10-19-2007, 04:31 PM	#4
RudeBoy Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 290	sounds like there is something wrong with ur computer __________________ " Richard (03:37 PM) : how are one touch cockie."

10-19-2007, 04:31 PM	#5
buzzy Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,606	Translation: Hi, my names minusonebit im a scumbag thief

10-19-2007, 04:32 PM	#6
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10-19-2007, 04:36 PM	#8
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10-19-2007, 04:47 PM	#11
ThumbLord Guest Posts: n/a	so this idiot should be banned, but heh his is not, so since he has no real brain and only 2 brain cells left, please ignore his posts, just check and yep ......... oh snap, he is he one that use the only brain cells left to make sure he does not piss in any corner within his cave but do it in the not working sink.

10-19-2007, 04:47 PM	#12
High Plains Drifter Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ♠ ♣ ♥ Posts: 2,341	Sweet, sweet karma strikes again!!

10-19-2007, 05:28 PM	#23
ThumbLord Guest Posts: n/a	sorry my engrish is less then yours minusonebrain. still you are a stupid assfuck, sorry

10-19-2007, 05:30 PM	#24
ThumbLord Guest Posts: n/a	wanna talk dutch,african,french or russian my friend minus one brain? shall I start dickhead?

10-19-2007, 05:31 PM	#25
ThumbLord Guest Posts: n/a	german, flamish or any other language I speak, idiot !

10-19-2007, 05:33 PM	#27
ThumbLord Guest Posts: n/a	http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...ht=minusonebit does this help?

10-19-2007, 05:34 PM	#28
ThumbLord Guest Posts: n/a	thank you the search is working perfect again? do you really wanna start a flaming war with me minusbraincells? thanks L-Pink for the comment LOL

10-19-2007, 05:35 PM	#29
ThumbLord Guest Posts: n/a	simpel stuk ongeluk, min een breincell

10-19-2007, 05:42 PM	#33
ThumbLord Guest Posts: n/a	http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...ht=minusonebit

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10-19-2007, 06:16 PM	#41
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10-19-2007, 06:40 PM	#43
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