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Daddy's Little Girl
>A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
>He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. > >Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of >nature through such innocent eyes. > >Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. > >He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. > >He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. > >"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. > >"They're mating," her father replied. > >"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. > >"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. > >"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. > >As his heart soared with the joy of such a >cute and innocent question he replied, > >"No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." > >The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then >took her foot and stomped them flat, saying > >"Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback Mountain shit in our >garden."
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lol! Nice one!
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homophobic little c**t
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Ha ha nice one.
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hahahaha nice one
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lol funny
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Lololololololol....
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Good one Bryan
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Way to go, girl!
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Heh heh..that made me chortle
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funny shit.. thanks for sharing.. lol
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lol, very funny
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That's such an old joke, dunno why the brokeback mountain thing was put in there... I guess to make it more "hip". Still funny though lol.
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funny shit
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i LOL'd...
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lol.. not bad at all.
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#21 |
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Cute one, Bryan!
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lol good one
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ahahahaha
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I don't get it...
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haha!!! very innocent, indeed!
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