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Old 09-14-2006, 08:21 AM   #1
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Daddy's Little Girl

>A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
>He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
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>Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
>nature through such innocent eyes.
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>Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
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>He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
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>He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
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>"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
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>"They're mating," her father replied.
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>"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
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>"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
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>"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
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>As his heart soared with the joy of such a
>cute and innocent question he replied,
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>"No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
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>The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
>took her foot and stomped them flat, saying
>
>"Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback Mountain shit in our
>garden."
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Old 09-14-2006, 08:23 AM   #2
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lol! Nice one!
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Old 09-14-2006, 08:24 AM   #3
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homophobic little c**t

hahahahahaha
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Old 09-14-2006, 08:24 AM   #4
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Ha ha nice one.
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Old 09-14-2006, 09:09 AM   #5
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homophobic little c**t

hahahahahaha
I agree!
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Old 09-14-2006, 09:11 AM   #6
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hahahaha nice one
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Old 09-14-2006, 09:11 AM   #7
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Old 09-14-2006, 09:34 AM   #8
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Old 09-14-2006, 09:34 AM   #9
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Lololololololol....
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Old 09-14-2006, 09:35 AM   #10
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Old 09-14-2006, 10:04 AM   #11
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Good one Bryan
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Old 09-14-2006, 07:39 PM   #12
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Way to go, girl!
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Old 09-14-2006, 07:42 PM   #13
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Heh heh..that made me chortle
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Old 09-14-2006, 08:27 PM   #14
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funny shit.. thanks for sharing.. lol
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Old 09-14-2006, 09:10 PM   #15
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lol, very funny
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Old 09-14-2006, 09:35 PM   #16
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That's such an old joke, dunno why the brokeback mountain thing was put in there... I guess to make it more "hip". Still funny though lol.
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Old 09-14-2006, 09:45 PM   #17
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funny shit
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Old 09-14-2006, 09:51 PM   #18
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i LOL'd...
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:05 PM   #19
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lol.. not bad at all.
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:07 PM   #20
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that was funny
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:10 PM   #21
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Cute one, Bryan!
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:12 PM   #22
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:30 PM   #23
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:57 PM   #24
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I don't get it...
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Old 09-15-2006, 12:16 AM   #25
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haha!!! very innocent, indeed!
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