Bryan G

>A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
>He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
>
>Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
>nature through such innocent eyes.
>
>Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
>
>He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
>
>He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
>
>"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
>
>"They're mating," her father replied.
>
>"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
>
>"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
>
>"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
>
>As his heart soared with the joy of such a
>cute and innocent question he replied,
>
>"No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
>
>The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
>took her foot and stomped them flat, saying
>
>"Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback Mountain shit in our
>garden."

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