Daddy's Little Girl
 

>A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
>He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
>
>Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
>nature through such innocent eyes.
>
>Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
>
>He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
>
>He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
>
>"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
>
>"They're mating," her father replied.
>
>"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
>
>"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
>
>"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
>
>As his heart soared with the joy of such a
>cute and innocent question he replied,
>
>"No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
>
>The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
>took her foot and stomped them flat, saying
>
>"Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback Mountain shit in our
>garden."

lol! Nice one! :thumbsup

homophobic little c**t

hahahahahaha

Ha ha nice one.

I agree! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hahahaha nice one

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol funny

Lololololololol....

lol :)

Good one Bryan

Way to go, girl! :1orglaugh

Heh heh..that made me chortle

funny shit.. thanks for sharing.. lol

lol, very funny :)

That's such an old joke, dunno why the brokeback mountain thing was put in there... I guess to make it more "hip". Still funny though lol.

funny shit

i LOL'd...

lol.. not bad at all.

:1orglaugh that was funny

Cute one, Bryan! :1orglaugh

lol good one

ahahahaha

I don't get it...

haha!!! very innocent, indeed!