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billywatson · 04-24-2006, 09:45 PM

Tonight, after making a boom-boom, my hole felt a tad itchy. I went in and rewiped using a Cottonelle (if you don't use Cottonelles you're crazy; just take the Cotonelle test. Wiper really well with standard t.p., and when you think your poopy-stainer is 100% clean, wipe with a Cottonelle, and I guarantee a hint of brown - or worse)...

...anyway, I wiped with the Cottonelle, and sure enough a hint of brown, and still the itch. So I used a squirt of hand sanitizer, and got in there with it, and after a slight burning sensation, no more itch!

Sly · 04-24-2006, 09:52 PM

So basically what you're saying is you fingered your asshole.

billywatson · 04-24-2006, 09:53 PM

Not really, no. Just swiped it.

Belinda · 04-24-2006, 09:56 PM

You and donny could write a whole blog just on using wet wipes after you shit... LOL

Donny · 04-24-2006, 09:57 PM

This sounds quite a bit like my daily routine.

Except I use anti-bacterial liquid soap instead of hand sanitizer.

Donny · 04-24-2006, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Belinda

You and donny could write a whole blog just on using wet wipes after you shit... LOL

Yep. I've blogged a lot about this. I'll look up the url...

Donny · 04-24-2006, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Donny

Yep. I've blogged a lot about this. I'll look up the url...

It's at the end of this blog entry.

Azlord · 04-24-2006, 10:53 PM

dude... you are wrecked!

madawgz · 04-24-2006, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

So basically what you're saying is you fingered your asshole.

i think he got fucked

billywatson · 04-24-2006, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny

It's at the end of this blog entry.

Exactly, Donny. A great entry. I've been on set when there's been anal catastrophes, almost like what you're talking about.

Wet wipes...baby wipes...Cottonelles. Whatver you wanna call them, they work!

Wiggles · 04-24-2006, 11:58 PM

my wife won't allow me to keep baby wipes in our bathroom.

madawgz · 04-24-2006, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiggles

my wife won't allow me to keep baby wipes in our bathroom.

why not? they can be usefull

reynold · 04-25-2006, 12:17 AM

baby wipes? sounds like a good niche

John Hughes · 04-25-2006, 12:18 AM

When I use a public restroom I always get a bunch of TP and hold it under the sink. Then I take it in the stall with me to wash my ass! I know I'm not the only one that does this, but I might be one of the few that admits to it. And why? Is it not cool to have a clean ass?

Donny · 04-25-2006, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by John Hughes

When I use a public restroom I always get a bunch of TP and hold it under the sink. Then I take it in the stall with me to wash my ass! I know I'm not the only one that does this, but I might be one of the few that admits to it. And why? Is it not cool to have a clean ass?

Since I can't bring babywipes with me everywhere I go I do the same thing you just said, except I use paper towels instead of TP since they don't come apart as easily and leave dingleberries. And I also put a bit of liquid soap on them.

Sydney_A-Web-S · 04-25-2006, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Wiggles

my wife won't allow me to keep baby wipes in our bathroom.

sorry to ask you this, but i want to know what would be her reason for that?

Dagwolf · 04-25-2006, 12:24 AM

John Hughes · 04-25-2006, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Sydney_A-Web-S

sorry to ask you this, but i want to know what would be her reason for that?

Perhaps he wasn't buying the flushable ones?

Sydney_A-Web-S · 04-25-2006, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny

Since I can't bring babywipes with me everywhere I go I do the same thing you just said, except I use paper towels instead of TP since they don't come apart as easily and leave dingleberries. And I also put a bit of liquid soap on them.

then what's the difference between TP and paper towels?

John Hughes · 04-25-2006, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Sydney_A-Web-S

then what's the difference between TP and paper towels?

UMmm... "they don't come apart as easily and leave dingleberries."

Donny · 04-25-2006, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sydney_A-Web-S

then what's the difference between TP and paper towels?

Toilet paper is thin and made to dissolve quickly in water so that it's easy on septic systems. Paper towels are a bit thicker and meant to be thrown in the trash because they don't break down as well in water.

Since I'm in a public restroom when using them, I don't give a shit (no pun intended) whether or not they break down well in the toilet. I just know what does the best job getting my ass clean.

Sydney_A-Web-S · 04-25-2006, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by John Hughes

UMmm... "they don't come apart as easily and leave dingleberry."

dingleberries is a nice nick right?

<ding-gehl-beh-ri> A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts.

Sydney_A-Web-S · 04-25-2006, 12:43 AM

would it be nice if you're going to wash your hole with water and anti-bac soap and after that swab it with baby wipes and dry it with TP or PT?

John Hughes · 04-25-2006, 12:44 AM

Yup, I do believe that those are the ones that Donovan was referring to!

I'm off to bed!

Sydney_A-Web-S · 04-25-2006, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny

Toilet paper is thin and made to dissolve quickly in water so that it's easy on septic systems. Paper towels are a bit thicker and meant to be thrown in the trash because they don't break down as well in water.

Since I'm in a public restroom when using them, I don't give a shit (no pun intended) whether or not they break down well in the toilet. I just know what does the best job getting my ass clean.

thanks Donny, now i know what is better

Choppa · 04-25-2006, 07:58 AM

maybe some anal bleaching may help also

The Duck · 04-25-2006, 08:12 AM

I always wipe with water at least once

gooddomains · 04-25-2006, 08:15 AM

are you anal fixated ?

ServerGenius · 04-25-2006, 08:16 AM

I don't wipe at all, I have some chick munch it off

Barefootsies · 04-25-2006, 08:17 AM

and then go get your salad tossed.

Azlord · 04-25-2006, 09:07 AM

I can't believe this many people are interested in your butthole.

04-24-2006, 09:45 PM	#1
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