I just sterilized my butthole
 

Tonight, after making a boom-boom, my hole felt a tad itchy. I went in and rewiped using a Cottonelle (if you don't use Cottonelles you're crazy; just take the Cotonelle test. Wiper really well with standard t.p., and when you think your poopy-stainer is 100% clean, wipe with a Cottonelle, and I guarantee a hint of brown - or worse)...

...anyway, I wiped with the Cottonelle, and sure enough a hint of brown, and still the itch. So I used a squirt of hand sanitizer, and got in there with it, and after a slight burning sensation, no more itch!

:thumbsup

So basically what you're saying is you fingered your asshole.

Not really, no. Just swiped it.

You and donny could write a whole blog just on using wet wipes after you shit... LOL

This sounds quite a bit like my daily routine. :) Except I use anti-bacterial liquid soap instead of hand sanitizer.

Yep. I've blogged a lot about this. I'll look up the url...

It's at the end of this blog entry.

dude... you are wrecked!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh i think he got fucked

Exactly, Donny. A great entry. I've been on set when there's been anal catastrophes, almost like what you're talking about.

Wet wipes...baby wipes...Cottonelles. Whatver you wanna call them, they work! :thumbsup

my wife won't allow me to keep baby wipes in our bathroom. :(

:1orglaugh why not? they can be usefull

baby wipes? sounds like a good niche

When I use a public restroom I always get a bunch of TP and hold it under the sink. Then I take it in the stall with me to wash my ass! I know I'm not the only one that does this, but I might be one of the few that admits to it. And why? Is it not cool to have a clean ass?

Since I can't bring babywipes with me everywhere I go I do the same thing you just said, except I use paper towels instead of TP since they don't come apart as easily and leave dingleberries. And I also put a bit of liquid soap on them.

sorry to ask you this, but i want to know what would be her reason for that?

Perhaps he wasn't buying the flushable ones?

then what's the difference between TP and paper towels?

UMmm... "they don't come apart as easily and leave dingleberries."

Toilet paper is thin and made to dissolve quickly in water so that it's easy on septic systems. Paper towels are a bit thicker and meant to be thrown in the trash because they don't break down as well in water.

Since I'm in a public restroom when using them, I don't give a shit (no pun intended) whether or not they break down well in the toilet. I just know what does the best job getting my ass clean.

dingleberries is a nice nick right?

<ding-gehl-beh-ri> A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts.

:winkwink:

would it be nice if you're going to wash your hole with water and anti-bac soap and after that swab it with baby wipes and dry it with TP or PT?

Yup, I do believe that those are the ones that Donovan was referring to!

I'm off to bed!

thanks Donny, now i know what is better :thumbsup

maybe some anal bleaching may help also :thumbsup

I always wipe with water at least once :)

are you anal fixated ?

I don't wipe at all, I have some chick munch it off :pimp

and then go get your salad tossed.

:thumbsup

I can't believe this many people are interested in your butthole.