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  • billywatson
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 3281
    #1

    I just sterilized my butthole

    Tonight, after making a boom-boom, my hole felt a tad itchy. I went in and rewiped using a Cottonelle (if you don't use Cottonelles you're crazy; just take the Cotonelle test. Wiper really well with standard t.p., and when you think your poopy-stainer is 100% clean, wipe with a Cottonelle, and I guarantee a hint of brown - or worse)...

    ...anyway, I wiped with the Cottonelle, and sure enough a hint of brown, and still the itch. So I used a squirt of hand sanitizer, and got in there with it, and after a slight burning sensation, no more itch!


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    • Sly
      Let's do some business!
      • Sep 2004
      • 31377
      #2
      So basically what you're saying is you fingered your asshole.
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        • billywatson
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          • Aug 2002
          • 3281
          #3
          Not really, no. Just swiped it.

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            • Belinda
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              • Jul 2005
              • 4365
              #4
              You and donny could write a whole blog just on using wet wipes after you shit... LOL
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                • Donny
                  As you wish...
                  • May 2002
                  • 13754
                  #5
                  This sounds quite a bit like my daily routine. Except I use anti-bacterial liquid soap instead of hand sanitizer.

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                    • Donny
                      As you wish...
                      • May 2002
                      • 13754
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Belinda
                      You and donny could write a whole blog just on using wet wipes after you shit... LOL
                      Yep. I've blogged a lot about this. I'll look up the url...

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                        • Donny
                          As you wish...
                          • May 2002
                          • 13754
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Donny
                          Yep. I've blogged a lot about this. I'll look up the url...

                          It's at the end of this blog entry.

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                            • Azlord
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 2651
                              #8
                              dude... you are wrecked!

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                                • madawgz
                                  8.8.8.8
                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 30509
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Sly
                                  So basically what you're saying is you fingered your asshole.
                                  i think he got fucked
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                                    • billywatson
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 3281
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Donny
                                      It's at the end of this blog entry.
                                      Exactly, Donny. A great entry. I've been on set when there's been anal catastrophes, almost like what you're talking about.

                                      Wet wipes...baby wipes...Cottonelles. Whatver you wanna call them, they work!

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                                        • Wiggles
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 14423
                                          #11
                                          my wife won't allow me to keep baby wipes in our bathroom.
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                                            • madawgz
                                              8.8.8.8
                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 30509
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Wiggles
                                              my wife won't allow me to keep baby wipes in our bathroom.
                                              why not? they can be usefull
                                              TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                • reynold
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                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 51271
                                                  #13
                                                  baby wipes? sounds like a good niche

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                                                    • John Hughes
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                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                      • 177
                                                      #14
                                                      When I use a public restroom I always get a bunch of TP and hold it under the sink. Then I take it in the stall with me to wash my ass! I know I'm not the only one that does this, but I might be one of the few that admits to it. And why? Is it not cool to have a clean ass?

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                                                        • Donny
                                                          As you wish...
                                                          • May 2002
                                                          • 13754
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by John Hughes
                                                          When I use a public restroom I always get a bunch of TP and hold it under the sink. Then I take it in the stall with me to wash my ass! I know I'm not the only one that does this, but I might be one of the few that admits to it. And why? Is it not cool to have a clean ass?
                                                          Since I can't bring babywipes with me everywhere I go I do the same thing you just said, except I use paper towels instead of TP since they don't come apart as easily and leave dingleberries. And I also put a bit of liquid soap on them.

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                                                            • Sydney_A-Web-S
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                              • 11
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Wiggles
                                                              my wife won't allow me to keep baby wipes in our bathroom.
                                                              sorry to ask you this, but i want to know what would be her reason for that?
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                                                                • Dagwolf
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                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                  • 23141
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Last edited by Dagwolf; 04-24-2006, 11:26 PM.
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                                                                    • John Hughes
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                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                      • 177
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Sydney_A-Web-S
                                                                      sorry to ask you this, but i want to know what would be her reason for that?

                                                                      Perhaps he wasn't buying the flushable ones?

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                                                                        • Sydney_A-Web-S
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                                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                                          • 11
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Donny
                                                                          Since I can't bring babywipes with me everywhere I go I do the same thing you just said, except I use paper towels instead of TP since they don't come apart as easily and leave dingleberries. And I also put a bit of liquid soap on them.
                                                                          then what's the difference between TP and paper towels?
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                                                                            • John Hughes
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                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                              • 177
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Sydney_A-Web-S
                                                                              then what's the difference between TP and paper towels?

                                                                              UMmm... "they don't come apart as easily and leave dingleberries."

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                                                                                • Donny
                                                                                  As you wish...
                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                  • 13754
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Sydney_A-Web-S
                                                                                  then what's the difference between TP and paper towels?
                                                                                  Toilet paper is thin and made to dissolve quickly in water so that it's easy on septic systems. Paper towels are a bit thicker and meant to be thrown in the trash because they don't break down as well in water.

                                                                                  Since I'm in a public restroom when using them, I don't give a shit (no pun intended) whether or not they break down well in the toilet. I just know what does the best job getting my ass clean.

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                                                                                    • Sydney_A-Web-S
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                                                      • 11
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by John Hughes
                                                                                      UMmm... "they don't come apart as easily and leave dingleberry."
                                                                                      dingleberries is a nice nick right?

                                                                                      <ding-gehl-beh-ri> A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts.

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                                                                                        • Sydney_A-Web-S
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                                                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                                                          • 11
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          would it be nice if you're going to wash your hole with water and anti-bac soap and after that swab it with baby wipes and dry it with TP or PT?
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                                                                                            • John Hughes
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                              • 177
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Yup, I do believe that those are the ones that Donovan was referring to!

                                                                                              I'm off to bed!

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                                                                                                • Sydney_A-Web-S
                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                                                                  • 11
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Donny
                                                                                                  Toilet paper is thin and made to dissolve quickly in water so that it's easy on septic systems. Paper towels are a bit thicker and meant to be thrown in the trash because they don't break down as well in water.

                                                                                                  Since I'm in a public restroom when using them, I don't give a shit (no pun intended) whether or not they break down well in the toilet. I just know what does the best job getting my ass clean.
                                                                                                  thanks Donny, now i know what is better
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                                                                                                    • Choppa
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                                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                                      • 4079
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      maybe some anal bleaching may help also
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                                                                                                        • The Duck
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                                                                                                          • May 2005
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I always wipe with water at least once
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                                                                                                            • gooddomains
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                                              • 10127
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              are you anal fixated ?

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                                                                                                                • ServerGenius
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                                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                  • 9377
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I don't wipe at all, I have some chick munch it off
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                                                                                                                    • Barefootsies
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                                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                      • 42635
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      and then go get your salad tossed.

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                                                                                                                        • Azlord
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                                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                          • 2651
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          I can't believe this many people are interested in your butthole.

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