AB Energizer Belt products work? - GoFuckYourself.com

winter · 02-18-2002, 11:21 PM

Hey, I need to get a six pack going or at least tighter abs. I was thinking about getting one of those ab belts that send electronic pulses or whatever. Anyone tried these, and do they work?

I've got a bowflex and that's working well, but I can't seem to lose the gut no matter how many crunches and situps I do.

Direktor · 02-18-2002, 11:23 PM

thats the biggest piece of shit ever. I bought, and already got my money back

eroswebmaster · 02-18-2002, 11:31 PM

I have one but I don't use it for buidling tighter abs...I use it to work the muscles in my lower back and legs etc.

And it works. It has really helped my lower back problems to the point that the pain is non-existent.

I use it once a day and noticed the results immediately after using it the first time.

But as far as building up muscles etc...I don't know about that.

eros

Direktor · 02-18-2002, 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

I use it once a day and noticed the results immediately after using it the first time.

Thats the truth!

Have you ever been in a car accident? Have they ever sent you to therapy? Well this is exactly what they do to you over at the clinics. They patch you up with these bands and send little electric shocks to your muscles to loose them up.

That is all that belt does.

Direktor · 02-18-2002, 11:38 PM

I meant belts not bands.

boneprone · 02-18-2002, 11:58 PM

I bought one and im testing it on my dog for the next few days. See how he likes it.

Its on him most of the day on full blast.

He doesnt seem to mind too much.

But he did shit on the wall today.

Direktor · 02-18-2002, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
I bought one and im testing it on my dog for the next few days. See how he likes it.

Its on him most of the day on full blast.

He doesnt seem to mind too much.

But he did shit on the wall today.

Give him some pepto

Exxxotica · 02-19-2002, 12:17 AM

You need to lower your body fat % before you can see your six pack.

You can do 1000 situps a day, and have the strongest abs on earth, but they will be hidden by your body fat.

1) Eat less (lower your caloric intake)
2) Eat correctly (less fat, less carbs )
3) CARDIO exercises. (running, swiming, biking, areobics)

Danny_C · 02-19-2002, 12:33 AM

Strength training is just as important as cardio, because it increases your metabolism.

Dawgy · 02-19-2002, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
I bought one and im testing it on my dog for the next few days. See how he likes it.

Its on him most of the day on full blast.

He doesnt seem to mind too much.

But he did shit on the wall today.

ROFLMFAO

boneprone · 02-19-2002, 12:35 AM

so does smoking meth and smokin crack.

MrBrian · 02-19-2002, 12:36 AM

hehe fat americans :D

Exxxotica · 02-19-2002, 12:39 AM

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Originally posted by Danny_C
Strength training is just as important as cardio, because it increases your metabolism.

Id say it's important, but Im not sure if Id say "equally" important.

You can do all the weight lifting you want... but Bench Pressing and Squats aint going to reduce your gut.

Exxxotica · 02-19-2002, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone
so does smoking meth and smokin crack.

Dont forget about smoking Cock... the protien can act as a substitute meal, filled with protien, vitamins, and estential minerals.

02-19-2002, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
I bought one and im testing it on my dog for the next few days. See how he likes it.

Its on him most of the day on full blast.

He doesnt seem to mind too much.

But he did shit on the wall today.

ROFLMFAO !

boneprone · 02-19-2002, 12:48 AM

Personaly I like cumsicles.

The frozen summer treat really hits the spot.

kmanrox · 02-19-2002, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Personaly I like cumsicles.

The frozen summer treat really hits the spot.

mmhmmm

with almond rocca spinkled on top!

don · 02-19-2002, 01:16 AM

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Originally posted by Exxxotica

Id say it's important, but Im not sure if Id say "equally" important.

You can do all the weight lifting you want... but Bench Pressing and Squats aint going to reduce your gut.

bigger stronger muscles take more energy to keep going,so it is as important.

Exxxotica · 02-19-2002, 01:25 AM

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Originally posted by don

bigger stronger muscles take more energy to keep going,so it is as important.

WTF are you talking about? My big dick takes more energy to keep going.. but it doesnt reduce my body fat %

Fletch XXX · 02-19-2002, 02:19 AM

A friend had one and got me to wear it for 10 mins, it felt cool, yes just like when you go to a "soft tissue" therapist. But I dont think they do much.

jimmy3way · 02-19-2002, 02:58 AM

I bought one of those things and wrapped it around my dong twice a day for six weeks...let's just say Ron Jeremy?

Short man compared to me, now.

My girlfriend calls me Annaconda.

Danny_C · 02-19-2002, 04:14 AM

You're right, I shouldn't have said "just as important", but strength training will drastically increase your weight loss. Stronger muscles use more energy. But cardio is the essential part.

But I'm not preaching... I'd be a hypocrite.

winter · 02-19-2002, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica
You need to lower your body fat % before you can see your six pack.

You can do 1000 situps a day, and have the strongest abs on earth, but they will be hidden by your body fat.

1) Eat less (lower your caloric intake)
2) Eat correctly (less fat, less carbs )
3) CARDIO exercises. (running, swiming, biking, areobics)

thanks for the advice exxxotica. I guess I should probably stop eating a pizza everyday then.

gleem · 02-19-2002, 10:30 AM

I am coming up with a new sextoy based on the ab energizers, you wrap it around your shlong, and put one sensor in your ass right on your prostate, for girls, it'll be hooked directly upto the vaginal muscles, instant muscular orgasms... LOL

No seriously, I have been looking at those too, but I'm not sure it will help me lose 50 pounds, but it may help out my back. I alos used these when I was going to physical therapy on my arm after I broke it, can't imagine these battery operated deals are anywhere near as strong as the ones you plug into the wall? Must eat 10 batteries a day.

Direktor · 02-19-2002, 01:10 PM

Well I need to loose 22 more pounds. I started from 43 6 weeks ago, im doing pretty good

Direktor · 02-19-2002, 01:11 PM

Wanna do something fun to get rid of fat? try Cardio Kickboxing

Danny_C · 02-19-2002, 01:48 PM

I did cardio kickboxing one day a week in my kung fu class... not nearly as fun as kung fu... and the kung fu itself was pretty physical. Just learn kung fu (especially hung gar/choy lay fut).

02-18-2002, 11:21 PM	#1
winter Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 570	AB Energizer Belt products work? Hey, I need to get a six pack going or at least tighter abs. I was thinking about getting one of those ab belts that send electronic pulses or whatever. Anyone tried these, and do they work? I've got a bowflex and that's working well, but I can't seem to lose the gut no matter how many crunches and situps I do.

02-18-2002, 11:31 PM	#3
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	I have one but I don't use it for buidling tighter abs...I use it to work the muscles in my lower back and legs etc. And it works. It has really helped my lower back problems to the point that the pain is non-existent. I use it once a day and noticed the results immediately after using it the first time. But as far as building up muscles etc...I don't know about that. eros __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

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02-18-2002, 11:23 PM	#2
Direktor Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 529	thats the biggest piece of shit ever. I bought, and already got my money back

02-18-2002, 11:38 PM	#5
Direktor Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 529	I meant belts not bands.

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Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	You need to lower your body fat % before you can see your six pack. You can do 1000 situps a day, and have the strongest abs on earth, but they will be hidden by your body fat. 1) Eat less (lower your caloric intake) 2) Eat correctly (less fat, less carbs ) 3) CARDIO exercises. (running, swiming, biking, areobics)

02-19-2002, 12:33 AM	#9
Danny_C Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 2,160	Strength training is just as important as cardio, because it increases your metabolism.

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Personaly I like cumsicles. The frozen summer treat really hits the spot. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	A friend had one and got me to wear it for 10 mins, it felt cool, yes just like when you go to a "soft tissue" therapist. But I dont think they do much. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	I bought one of those things and wrapped it around my dong twice a day for six weeks...let's just say Ron Jeremy? Short man compared to me, now. My girlfriend calls me Annaconda. __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

02-19-2002, 04:14 AM	#22
Danny_C Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 2,160	You're right, I shouldn't have said "just as important", but strength training will drastically increase your weight loss. Stronger muscles use more energy. But cardio is the essential part. But I'm not preaching... I'd be a hypocrite.

02-19-2002, 10:30 AM	#24
gleem Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Sunny Land Posts: 5,593	I am coming up with a new sextoy based on the ab energizers, you wrap it around your shlong, and put one sensor in your ass right on your prostate, for girls, it'll be hooked directly upto the vaginal muscles, instant muscular orgasms... LOL No seriously, I have been looking at those too, but I'm not sure it will help me lose 50 pounds, but it may help out my back. I alos used these when I was going to physical therapy on my arm after I broke it, can't imagine these battery operated deals are anywhere near as strong as the ones you plug into the wall? Must eat 10 batteries a day. __________________ Contact me: \\// E: webmaster /at/ unprofessional.com

02-19-2002, 01:10 PM	#25
Direktor Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 529	Well I need to loose 22 more pounds. I started from 43 6 weeks ago, im doing pretty good

02-19-2002, 01:11 PM	#26
Direktor Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 529	Wanna do something fun to get rid of fat? try Cardio Kickboxing

02-19-2002, 01:48 PM	#27
Danny_C Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 2,160	I did cardio kickboxing one day a week in my kung fu class... not nearly as fun as kung fu... and the kung fu itself was pretty physical. Just learn kung fu (especially hung gar/choy lay fut).