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winter 02-18-2002 11:21 PM

AB Energizer Belt products work?
 
Hey, I need to get a six pack going or at least tighter abs. I was thinking about getting one of those ab belts that send electronic pulses or whatever. Anyone tried these, and do they work?

I've got a bowflex and that's working well, but I can't seem to lose the gut no matter how many crunches and situps I do.

Direktor 02-18-2002 11:23 PM

thats the biggest piece of shit ever. I bought, and already got my money back :)

eroswebmaster 02-18-2002 11:31 PM

I have one but I don't use it for buidling tighter abs...I use it to work the muscles in my lower back and legs etc.

And it works. It has really helped my lower back problems to the point that the pain is non-existent.

I use it once a day and noticed the results immediately after using it the first time.

But as far as building up muscles etc...I don't know about that.

eros

Direktor 02-18-2002 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster

I use it once a day and noticed the results immediately after using it the first time.

Thats the truth!

Have you ever been in a car accident? Have they ever sent you to therapy? Well this is exactly what they do to you over at the clinics. They patch you up with these bands and send little electric shocks to your muscles to loose them up.

That is all that belt does.

Direktor 02-18-2002 11:38 PM

I meant belts not bands. :)

boneprone 02-18-2002 11:58 PM

I bought one and im testing it on my dog for the next few days. See how he likes it.

Its on him most of the day on full blast.

He doesnt seem to mind too much.

But he did shit on the wall today.

Direktor 02-18-2002 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
I bought one and im testing it on my dog for the next few days. See how he likes it.

Its on him most of the day on full blast.

He doesnt seem to mind too much.

But he did shit on the wall today.

Give him some pepto :1orglaugh

Exxxotica 02-19-2002 12:17 AM

You need to lower your body fat % before you can see your six pack.

You can do 1000 situps a day, and have the strongest abs on earth, but they will be hidden by your body fat.

1) Eat less (lower your caloric intake)
2) Eat correctly (less fat, less carbs )
3) CARDIO exercises. (running, swiming, biking, areobics)

:)

Danny_C 02-19-2002 12:33 AM

Strength training is just as important as cardio, because it increases your metabolism.

Dawgy 02-19-2002 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
I bought one and im testing it on my dog for the next few days. See how he likes it.

Its on him most of the day on full blast.

He doesnt seem to mind too much.

But he did shit on the wall today.

ROFLMFAO

boneprone 02-19-2002 12:35 AM

so does smoking meth and smokin crack.

MrBrian 02-19-2002 12:36 AM

hehe fat americans :D

Exxxotica 02-19-2002 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny_C
Strength training is just as important as cardio, because it increases your metabolism.
Id say it's important, but Im not sure if Id say "equally" important.

You can do all the weight lifting you want... but Bench Pressing and Squats aint going to reduce your gut.

Exxxotica 02-19-2002 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
so does smoking meth and smokin crack.
Dont forget about smoking Cock... the protien can act as a substitute meal, filled with protien, vitamins, and estential minerals.

X37375787 02-19-2002 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
I bought one and im testing it on my dog for the next few days. See how he likes it.

Its on him most of the day on full blast.

He doesnt seem to mind too much.

But he did shit on the wall today.

ROFLMFAO !
:1orglaugh

boneprone 02-19-2002 12:48 AM

Personaly I like cumsicles.

The frozen summer treat really hits the spot.

kmanrox 02-19-2002 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Personaly I like cumsicles.

The frozen summer treat really hits the spot.

mmhmmm

with almond rocca spinkled on top!

don 02-19-2002 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica


Id say it's important, but Im not sure if Id say "equally" important.

You can do all the weight lifting you want... but Bench Pressing and Squats aint going to reduce your gut.

bigger stronger muscles take more energy to keep going,so it is as important.

Exxxotica 02-19-2002 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by don


bigger stronger muscles take more energy to keep going,so it is as important.

WTF are you talking about? My big dick takes more energy to keep going.. but it doesnt reduce my body fat %

Fletch XXX 02-19-2002 02:19 AM

A friend had one and got me to wear it for 10 mins, it felt cool, yes just like when you go to a "soft tissue" therapist. But I dont think they do much.:2 cents:

jimmy3way 02-19-2002 02:58 AM

I bought one of those things and wrapped it around my dong twice a day for six weeks...let's just say Ron Jeremy?

Short man compared to me, now.

My girlfriend calls me Annaconda.

Danny_C 02-19-2002 04:14 AM

You're right, I shouldn't have said "just as important", but strength training will drastically increase your weight loss. Stronger muscles use more energy. But cardio is the essential part.

But I'm not preaching... I'd be a hypocrite.

winter 02-19-2002 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica
You need to lower your body fat % before you can see your six pack.

You can do 1000 situps a day, and have the strongest abs on earth, but they will be hidden by your body fat.

1) Eat less (lower your caloric intake)
2) Eat correctly (less fat, less carbs )
3) CARDIO exercises. (running, swiming, biking, areobics)

:)

thanks for the advice exxxotica. I guess I should probably stop eating a pizza everyday then. :winkwink:

gleem 02-19-2002 10:30 AM

I am coming up with a new sextoy based on the ab energizers, you wrap it around your shlong, and put one sensor in your ass right on your prostate, for girls, it'll be hooked directly upto the vaginal muscles, instant muscular orgasms... LOL

No seriously, I have been looking at those too, but I'm not sure it will help me lose 50 pounds, but it may help out my back. I alos used these when I was going to physical therapy on my arm after I broke it, can't imagine these battery operated deals are anywhere near as strong as the ones you plug into the wall? Must eat 10 batteries a day.

Direktor 02-19-2002 01:10 PM

Well I need to loose 22 more pounds. I started from 43 6 weeks ago, im doing pretty good :)

Direktor 02-19-2002 01:11 PM

Wanna do something fun to get rid of fat? try Cardio Kickboxing

Danny_C 02-19-2002 01:48 PM

I did cardio kickboxing one day a week in my kung fu class... not nearly as fun as kung fu... and the kung fu itself was pretty physical. Just learn kung fu (especially hung gar/choy lay fut).


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