Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?, Let some famous people answer! - GoFuckYourself.com

traffic addict · 08-20-2005, 05:24 PM

MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF (COMICAL ALI):
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.

TONY BLAIR:
I agree with George.

HANS BLIX:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

TRISHA:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it survived a serious case of moulting and went onto accomplish its dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together in peace.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of the chicken to cross the road.

RONALD REAGAN:
What Chicken?

SIGMUND FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES:
EChicken 2003 will not only cross roads but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your cheque book, and Internet Explorer 7 is an integral part of eChicken.

BILL CLINTON:
What is your definition of chicken?

GRANDAD:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough.

COLOLNEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

HOMER SIMPSON:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chicken!

Furious_Female · 08-20-2005, 05:38 PM

Linkster · 08-20-2005, 06:01 PM

Albert Einstein - Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference

Jack Nicholson - 'Cause it fuckin wanted to. That's the fuckin reason

Sir Isaac Newton - Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road

Sigmund Freud - The chicken obviously was female and obviously interpreted the pole on which the cross walk sign was mounted as a phallic symbol of which she was envious, selbstverstaendlich

COBOL Programmers:
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
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PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING

uvort · 08-20-2005, 06:01 PM

Haha, pretty funny.

Ace-wtf · 08-20-2005, 06:18 PM

tristan_D · 08-21-2005, 06:13 PM

nice to have these personalities in a talk show and here what they can say about other things. good read.

PixeLs · 08-21-2005, 08:56 PM

Damn, I love this chicken shit thread lol

SleazyDream · 08-21-2005, 08:58 PM

chicken? road?

where's the choker chicken traffic comments?

bjjb · 08-22-2005, 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by traffic addict

COLOLNEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

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08-20-2005, 05:24 PM	#1
traffic addict Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: UK Posts: 3,312	Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?, Let some famous people answer! MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF (COMICAL ALI): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground. TONY BLAIR: I agree with George. HANS BLIX: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? TRISHA: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it survived a serious case of moulting and went onto accomplish its dream of crossing the road. JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together in peace. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of the chicken to cross the road. RONALD REAGAN: What Chicken? SIGMUND FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES: EChicken 2003 will not only cross roads but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your cheque book, and Internet Explorer 7 is an integral part of eChicken. BILL CLINTON: What is your definition of chicken? GRANDAD: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough. COLOLNEL SANDERS: Did I miss one? HOMER SIMPSON: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chicken! __________________ Get the best payout with the best promotional tools out there

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