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Albert Einstein - Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference
Jack Nicholson - 'Cause it fuckin wanted to. That's the fuckin reason
Sir Isaac Newton - Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road
Sigmund Freud - The chicken obviously was female and obviously interpreted the pole on which the cross walk sign was mounted as a phallic symbol of which she was envious, selbstverstaendlich
COBOL Programmers:
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING
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