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Old 06-17-2005, 09:11 PM   #1
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Today I am an American.
Yes, just a short 3 years ago I snuck across the border from Texas into the land of Milk and Honey. America.

I applied for citizenship and had to go through the strenous process of being able to name which menu offered to supersize a drink and fries vs biggie sizing.

I passed this test with flying colors. So now here it is 3 years later and today I was sworn in. I am a now an American....God this place sucks.
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Old 06-17-2005, 10:05 PM   #2
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Old 06-17-2005, 10:07 PM   #3
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I applied for citizenship and had to go through the strenous process of being able to name which menu offered to supersize a drink and fries vs biggie sizing...
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Old 06-17-2005, 10:08 PM   #4
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Did you have to cross over any barbed wire?
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Old 06-17-2005, 10:24 PM   #5
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Did you have to cross over any barbed wire?
no he just walked in backwards and was saying "okay, okay i'm leaving"
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Old 06-17-2005, 11:03 PM   #6
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no one is stopping you from going back
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Old 06-17-2005, 11:04 PM   #7
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Old 06-17-2005, 11:07 PM   #8
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no one is stopping you from going back
Yes, a fine example of the US Public Education System.

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Old 06-17-2005, 11:11 PM   #9
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Yes, just a short 3 years ago I snuck across the border from Texas into the land of Milk and Honey.
Congrats. I need my lawn mowed. When can you be here?
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Old 06-17-2005, 11:17 PM   #10
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Welcome to the US.... now pick up a gun and go to IRAQ he he he
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Old 06-17-2005, 11:25 PM   #11
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no he just walked in backwards and was saying "okay, okay i'm leaving"
LOL, now i get an idea...i might share this with others too
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Old 06-17-2005, 11:35 PM   #12
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Congrats. Excercise that free speech - if you don't you might lose it.

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Old 06-17-2005, 11:44 PM   #13
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Yes, just a short 3 years ago I snuck across the border from Texas into the land of Milk and Honey. America.

I applied for citizenship and had to go through the strenous process of being able to name which menu offered to supersize a drink and fries vs biggie sizing.

I passed this test with flying colors. So now here it is 3 years later and today I was sworn in. I am a now an American....God this place sucks.
And now you take all your money back over that Texas border and live like a king fucker
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Old 06-17-2005, 11:47 PM   #14
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And now you take all your money back over that Texas border and live like a king fucker

I'm sending it back to family there. We couldn't earn enough money with our oil wells, so they sent me up here to do porn.
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Old 06-17-2005, 11:48 PM   #15
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what did I miss?? congrats
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Old 06-17-2005, 11:53 PM   #16
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I'm sending it back to family there. We couldn't earn enough money with our oil wells, so they sent me up here to do porn.
Not really...they sent you up here to get them blond chicks
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Old 06-17-2005, 11:56 PM   #17
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Holly, I don't think you want to understand this one...We need to have another beer together like in Phoenix and you will get it
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Old 06-17-2005, 11:58 PM   #18
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You have to be in the US 5 years to be a citizen not 3
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Old 06-18-2005, 12:15 AM   #19
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Old 06-18-2005, 01:42 AM   #21
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Texas - It's a whole other country.

PS: Where's my fucking oil well? Nobody told me about the free oil wells and I've lived here for 44 years!
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