Today I am an American.
 

Yes, just a short 3 years ago I snuck across the border from Texas into the land of Milk and Honey. America.

I applied for citizenship and had to go through the strenous process of being able to name which menu offered to supersize a drink and fries vs biggie sizing.

I passed this test with flying colors. So now here it is 3 years later and today I was sworn in. I am a now an American....God this place sucks.

nice going!~

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Did you have to cross over any barbed wire?

no he just walked in backwards and was saying "okay, okay i'm leaving"

no one is stopping you from going back

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Yes, a fine example of the US Public Education System.

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Congrats. I need my lawn mowed. When can you be here?

Welcome to the US.... now pick up a gun and go to IRAQ he he he

LOL, now i get an idea...i might share this with others too

Congrats. Excercise that free speech - if you don't you might lose it.

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And now you take all your money back over that Texas border and live like a king fucker :1orglaugh

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I'm sending it back to family there. We couldn't earn enough money with our oil wells, so they sent me up here to do porn.

what did I miss?? congrats

Not really...they sent you up here to get them blond chicks :1orglaugh

Holly, I don't think you want to understand this one...We need to have another beer together like in Phoenix and you will get it :thumbsup

You have to be in the US 5 years to be a citizen not 3 :)

I have very powerful friends.

Congrats ! ! !

Texas - It's a whole other country. :upsidedow

PS: Where's my fucking oil well? Nobody told me about the free oil wells and I've lived here for 44 years!