Today I am an American.

**sniperwolf** · 06-17-2005, 09:05 PM

nice going!~

**NTSS** · 06-17-2005, 09:07 PM

Originally posted by eroswebmaster

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I applied for citizenship and had to go through the strenous process of being able to name which menu offered to supersize a drink and fries vs biggie sizing...

**Spunky** · 06-17-2005, 09:08 PM

Did you have to cross over any barbed wire?

**sonofsam** · 06-17-2005, 09:24 PM

Originally posted by spunky

Did you have to cross over any barbed wire?

no he just walked in backwards and was saying "okay, okay i'm leaving"

**cyber_ninja** · 06-17-2005, 10:03 PM

Originally posted by eroswebmaster

I am a now an American....God this place sucks.

no one is stopping you from going back

**cyber_ninja** · 06-17-2005, 10:04 PM

Originally posted by sonofsam

no he just walked in backwards and was saying "okay, okay i'm leaving"

**eroswebmaster** · 06-17-2005, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by cyber_ninja

no one is stopping you from going back

Yes, a fine example of the US Public Education System.

**Monique Niccole** · 06-17-2005, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by eroswebmaster

Yes, just a short 3 years ago I snuck across the border from Texas into the land of Milk and Honey.

Congrats. I need my lawn mowed. When can you be here?

**MBS Auto** · 06-17-2005, 10:17 PM

Welcome to the US.... now pick up a gun and go to IRAQ he he he

**Digibucks** · 06-17-2005, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by sonofsam

no he just walked in backwards and was saying "okay, okay i'm leaving"

LOL, now i get an idea...i might share this with others too

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 06-17-2005, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by eroswebmaster

I am a now an American....God this place sucks.

Congrats. Excercise that free speech - if you don't you might lose it.

ADG Webmaster

**Hank_Heartland** · 06-17-2005, 10:44 PM

Originally posted by eroswebmaster

Yes, just a short 3 years ago I snuck across the border from Texas into the land of Milk and Honey. America.

I applied for citizenship and had to go through the strenous process of being able to name which menu offered to supersize a drink and fries vs biggie sizing.

I passed this test with flying colors. So now here it is 3 years later and today I was sworn in. I am a now an American....God this place sucks.

And now you take all your money back over that Texas border and live like a king fucker

**eroswebmaster** · 06-17-2005, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by Hank_Heartland

And now you take all your money back over that Texas border and live like a king fucker

I'm sending it back to family there. We couldn't earn enough money with our oil wells, so they sent me up here to do porn.

**Extreme Holly** · 06-17-2005, 10:48 PM

what did I miss?? congrats

**Hank_Heartland** · 06-17-2005, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by eroswebmaster

I'm sending it back to family there. We couldn't earn enough money with our oil wells, so they sent me up here to do porn.

Not really...they sent you up here to get them blond chicks

**Hank_Heartland** · 06-17-2005, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by Extreme Holly

what did I miss?? congrats

Holly, I don't think you want to understand this one...We need to have another beer together like in Phoenix and you will get it

**spunkmaster** · 06-17-2005, 10:58 PM

You have to be in the US 5 years to be a citizen not 3

**eroswebmaster** · 06-17-2005, 11:15 PM

Originally posted by spunkmaster

You have to be in the US 5 years to be a citizen not 3

I have very powerful friends.

**Pretty_Lara** · 06-18-2005, 12:35 AM

Congrats ! ! !

**titmowse** · 06-18-2005, 12:42 AM

Texas - It's a whole other country.

PS: Where's my fucking oil well? Nobody told me about the free oil wells and I've lived here for 44 years!

Today I am an American.

Today I am an American.

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