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BrettJ · 01-21-2002, 06:16 PM

The Names have been altered to protect the innocent:

gavan: we havent cleaned the bathroom yet this school year and it took me 2.5 hrs to clean it

brett: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
brett: That's really GROSSS
brett: i clean my bathroom every two weeks...and it's still bad...and there are just 2 people living here

gavan: it all started when a tiny piece of shit of mine got lodged in mr toilet's throat
gavan: there are 6 people here
gavan: it overflowed, naturally

brett: OH GOD. That's more than I wanted to know.

gavan: there were armies of algae creeping up the sides of our shower
gavan: it was almost like a jungle
gavan: ok i'll stop

Flea@ · 01-21-2002, 06:17 PM

Haha you have room mates.

TaDoW · 01-21-2002, 06:19 PM

Jesus christ .. brett .. you're SURE that's not your bathroom that person was talking about? I mean .. that sounds a lot like your toilet.

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BrettJ · 01-21-2002, 06:19 PM

just 1 other person. It's all good.

If i didn't... I fear I might not ever have human contact!

BrettJ · 01-21-2002, 06:21 PM

Plus I'm still in schoool. That's pretty standard for people in school

~BrettJ
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Flea@ · 01-21-2002, 06:21 PM

If you ever decide to take the step out in to the world, you might find women to be very good for human contact.

AaronM · 01-21-2002, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrettJ:
just 1 other person. It's all good.

If i didn't... I fear I might not ever have human contact!

Just keep your cock out of the aguarium. If I remember correctly, you have a parannah in there

BrettJ · 01-21-2002, 06:26 PM

I dunno...my current situation is pretty cool.

I can eat whatever I want, whenever I want.
I can sleep whenever I want, and work all the rest of the time.
I can reinvest my money into my business and not into a woman's new purse or other useless trinket.
and
I never have to deal with the rollercoaster emotions of women.

Lane · 01-21-2002, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrettJ:

I dunno...my current situation is pretty cool.

I can eat whatever I want, whenever I want.
I can sleep whenever I want, and work all the rest of the time.
I can reinvest my money into my business and not into a woman's new purse or other useless trinket.
and
I never have to deal with the rollercoaster emotions of women.

u sleep with hoes?

BrettJ · 01-21-2002, 06:28 PM

True story aaron... that would fuck my shit up. She hasn't eaten in a while either...Precious is probably getting pretty hungry.

Think I should feed her bits of a cow's heart tonight?

BrettJ · 01-21-2002, 06:29 PM

Lane, have you been with some of my ex's?

hollywood · 01-21-2002, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrettJ:

brett:

gavan: it all started when a tiny piece of shit of mine got lodged in mr toilet's throat

kangaroo · 01-23-2002, 06:37 AM

LOL!!

eRock · 01-23-2002, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrettJ:

I dunno...my current situation is pretty cool.

I can eat whatever I want, whenever I want.
I can sleep whenever I want, and work all the rest of the time.
I can reinvest my money into my business and not into a woman's new purse or other useless trinket.
and
I never have to deal with the rollercoaster emotions of women.
And I never get laid.
So it works out nicely.

kush · 01-23-2002, 11:32 AM

Brett I hear ya, college life is sweet

What year are you?

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AaronM · 01-23-2002, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kush:
Brett I hear ya, college life is sweet

What year are you?

His 9th. It is a 2 year program.

Trax · 01-23-2002, 01:10 PM

BrettJ · 01-23-2002, 01:26 PM

After this qtr...I'll have everything I need to graduate. (I'm going spring qtr just to grab 2 extra classes that I want to take)

and yes, aaron, i am on the extended program - I started in '97 but took a year off in 99/00 to work for sexhound. They were the shit...then they turned shitty again.

I'm soo fuck'n stoked. I'm there buddy!!
~Brett

01-21-2002, 06:16 PM	#1
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	College Life The Names have been altered to protect the innocent: gavan: we havent cleaned the bathroom yet this school year and it took me 2.5 hrs to clean it brett: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW brett: That's really GROSSS brett: i clean my bathroom every two weeks...and it's still bad...and there are just 2 people living here gavan: it all started when a tiny piece of shit of mine got lodged in mr toilet's throat gavan: there are 6 people here gavan: it overflowed, naturally brett: OH GOD. That's more than I wanted to know. gavan: there were armies of algae creeping up the sides of our shower gavan: it was almost like a jungle gavan: ok i'll stop

01-23-2002, 01:10 PM	#17
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	lol

01-21-2002, 06:17 PM	#2
Flea@ Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 182	Haha you have room mates.

01-21-2002, 06:19 PM	#3
TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	Jesus christ .. brett .. you're SURE that's not your bathroom that person was talking about? I mean .. that sounds a lot like your toilet. ------------------ -TaDoW Eighty-seven percent of all people in all professions are incompetent.

01-21-2002, 06:21 PM	#5
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	Plus I'm still in schoool. That's pretty standard for people in school ~BrettJ dormangels.com 45% of Americans attend church once a week.

01-21-2002, 06:26 PM	#8
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	I dunno...my current situation is pretty cool. I can eat whatever I want, whenever I want. I can sleep whenever I want, and work all the rest of the time. I can reinvest my money into my business and not into a woman's new purse or other useless trinket. and I never have to deal with the rollercoaster emotions of women.

01-21-2002, 06:28 PM	#10
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	True story aaron... that would fuck my shit up. She hasn't eaten in a while either...Precious is probably getting pretty hungry. Think I should feed her bits of a cow's heart tonight?

01-21-2002, 06:29 PM	#11
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	Lane, have you been with some of my ex's?

01-23-2002, 06:37 AM	#13
kangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Sydney Posts: 112	LOL!!

01-23-2002, 11:32 AM	#15
kush Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,382	Brett I hear ya, college life is sweet What year are you? ------------------ Click here to view my 1:146 TOPBUCKS STATS! Sign up using my code and I'll help you get ratios like mine! Do your other sponsors convert 1:146??? (mine dont!) *** Wreaking havoc in Austin!

01-23-2002, 01:26 PM	#18
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	After this qtr...I'll have everything I need to graduate. (I'm going spring qtr just to grab 2 extra classes that I want to take) and yes, aaron, i am on the extended program - I started in '97 but took a year off in 99/00 to work for sexhound. They were the shit...then they turned shitty again. I'm soo fuck'n stoked. I'm there buddy!! ~Brett