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  • BrettJ
    ol' timer
    • Jan 2001
    • 4715

    #1

    College Life


    The Names have been altered to protect the innocent:

    gavan: we havent cleaned the bathroom yet this school year and it took me 2.5 hrs to clean it

    brett: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    brett: That's really GROSSS
    brett: i clean my bathroom every two weeks...and it's still bad...and there are just 2 people living here

    gavan: it all started when a tiny piece of shit of mine got lodged in mr toilet's throat
    gavan: there are 6 people here
    gavan: it overflowed, naturally

    brett: OH GOD. That's more than I wanted to know.

    gavan: there were armies of algae creeping up the sides of our shower
    gavan: it was almost like a jungle
    gavan: ok i'll stop
  • Flea@
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2001
    • 182

    #2
    Haha you have room mates.
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    • TaDoW
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2001
      • 3875

      #3
      Jesus christ .. brett .. you're SURE that's not your bathroom that person was talking about? I mean .. that sounds a lot like your toilet.

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      • BrettJ
        ol' timer
        • Jan 2001
        • 4715

        #4
        just 1 other person. It's all good.

        If i didn't... I fear I might not ever have human contact!

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        • BrettJ
          ol' timer
          • Jan 2001
          • 4715

          #5
          Plus I'm still in schoool. That's pretty standard for people in school

          ~BrettJ
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          • Flea@
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2001
            • 182

            #6
            If you ever decide to take the step out in to the world, you might find women to be very good for human contact.
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            • AaronM
              GFY Royality ;)
              • Oct 2001
              • 46923

              #7
              Originally posted by BrettJ:
              just 1 other person. It's all good.

              If i didn't... I fear I might not ever have human contact!
              Just keep your cock out of the aguarium. If I remember correctly, you have a parannah in there

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              • BrettJ
                ol' timer
                • Jan 2001
                • 4715

                #8

                I dunno...my current situation is pretty cool.

                I can eat whatever I want, whenever I want.
                I can sleep whenever I want, and work all the rest of the time.
                I can reinvest my money into my business and not into a woman's new purse or other useless trinket.
                and
                I never have to deal with the rollercoaster emotions of women.

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                • Lane
                  Will code for food...
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 8496

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrettJ:

                  I dunno...my current situation is pretty cool.

                  I can eat whatever I want, whenever I want.
                  I can sleep whenever I want, and work all the rest of the time.
                  I can reinvest my money into my business and not into a woman's new purse or other useless trinket.
                  and
                  I never have to deal with the rollercoaster emotions of women.
                  u sleep with hoes?

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                  • BrettJ
                    ol' timer
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 4715

                    #10
                    True story aaron... that would fuck my shit up. She hasn't eaten in a while either...Precious is probably getting pretty hungry.

                    Think I should feed her bits of a cow's heart tonight?

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                    • BrettJ
                      ol' timer
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 4715

                      #11
                      Lane, have you been with some of my ex's?

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                      • hollywood
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 483

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BrettJ:


                        brett:



                        gavan: it all started when a tiny piece of shit of mine got lodged in mr toilet's throat

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                        • kangaroo
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 112

                          #13
                          LOL!!

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                          • eRock
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 3112

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BrettJ:

                            I dunno...my current situation is pretty cool.

                            I can eat whatever I want, whenever I want.
                            I can sleep whenever I want, and work all the rest of the time.
                            I can reinvest my money into my business and not into a woman's new purse or other useless trinket.
                            and
                            I never have to deal with the rollercoaster emotions of women.
                            And I never get laid.
                            So it works out nicely.


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                            • kush
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 3382

                              #15
                              Brett I hear ya, college life is sweet

                              What year are you?

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                              • AaronM
                                GFY Royality ;)
                                • Oct 2001
                                • 46923

                                #16
                                Originally posted by kush:
                                Brett I hear ya, college life is sweet

                                What year are you?

                                His 9th. It is a 2 year program.

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                                • Trax
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                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 14486

                                  #17
                                  lol

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                                  • BrettJ
                                    ol' timer
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 4715

                                    #18

                                    After this qtr...I'll have everything I need to graduate. (I'm going spring qtr just to grab 2 extra classes that I want to take)

                                    and yes, aaron, i am on the extended program - I started in '97 but took a year off in 99/00 to work for sexhound. They were the shit...then they turned shitty again.

                                    I'm soo fuck'n stoked. I'm there buddy!!
                                    ~Brett

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