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Old 03-26-2005, 10:02 PM   #1
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Tanning Tips n Tricks. Anybody have good ones?

I like to tan nekkkkid. It makes my balls and cock tanned also.
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:03 PM   #2
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:05 PM   #3
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rotate evey 30 mins
i go in the 8 min standup
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Don't forget the taint. The most overlooked region during the tanning process.
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:07 PM   #5
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Try to mix in some of the fake shit for results. Tanning of course can cause, premature skin aging, moles, wrinkles, and cancer (had to list the important shit first).
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:07 PM   #6
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i go in the 8 min standup
Getting a good tan is all about the lotion. Good lotion, great tan. I'm going away on tuesday, and i went like 3 times for a little base tan, and I look like I went away already.
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:08 PM   #7
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Spread your buttcheeks open so you don't have an ugly white landing strip on your man pussy.
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lol 8 mins.. is that like a super baker or something
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lol 8 mins.. is that like a super baker or something
He just climbs into a Subway super-toaster.
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:14 PM   #10
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lol 8 mins.. is that like a super baker or something

no, its a newschool bed, way more wattage.

newschool being like within the last 5 years lol
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He just climbs into a Subway super-toaster.
so you saying he likes toasty buns?
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:16 PM   #12
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lol 8 mins.. is that like a super baker or something
its like a high super watt thingy. You cant stay in there longer or else youll be crispy n shit
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:20 PM   #13
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suncapsule...they have a new sonic booth at 7 mins now http://suncapsule.com/Equipment/sonicseries.htm
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find someone with the high pressure beds...they have purple bulbs

they fucking rock...go 3 times in one week, then once a week after that and you look like you are from hawaii

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Old 03-26-2005, 10:25 PM   #15
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find someone with the high pressure beds...they have purple bulbs

they fucking rock...go 3 times in one week, then once a week after that and you look like you are from hawaii

I agree highpressure is the only way to fly. I try to use all highpressure myself. The bed you posted as crazy good looking as it is...it is very old and oudated. Check these out:

http://www.ultrabronz.com/hp/ultrabronz.php

http://www.suncotan.com/high-pressure-tanning-beds.php
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i usually just shell out $50 for one of those spray on tans that last for about 5-7 days LOL much quicker and wont age my skin
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i usually just shell out $50 for one of those spray on tans that last for about 5-7 days LOL much quicker and wont age my skin
You pay $50? What market are you in?
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:35 PM   #23
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Getting a good tan is all about the lotion. Good lotion, great tan. I'm going away on tuesday, and i went like 3 times for a little base tan, and I look like I went away already.

ANY kind of lotion will make you tan 40% faster. Even something like Jergens works fine. As long as your skin is moisturized, it doesn't really matter. Unless you're using the tanning lotions with bronzer in it. Of course those will make you look tanner faster - but it'll flake off quick if you don't keep using it I used to work at a tanning salon when I was about 16, lol.
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You pay $50? What market are you in?
yes, $50. (that was the price last June, might be cheaper now for all i know).
its the same price as like 5 or 6 tanning sessions anyways. just quicker.
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ANY kind of lotion will make you tan 40% faster. Even something like Jergens works fine. As long as your skin is moisturized, it doesn't really matter. Unless you're using the tanning lotions with bronzer in it. Of course those will make you look tanner faster - but it'll flake off quick if you don't keep using it I used to work at a tanning salon when I was about 16, lol.

john abate shit will kick your ass way more than jergens will....
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I would love to but it is more like a modified blanket...maybe the ankle sock works for you but....

Just bustin yah
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HAHAHAA you got me there.. that's some funnnnnny shiT!!! I know that I run the risk of getting skin cancer whenever I go tanning, but the last place I would want it is on my cock!
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Sun is bad for you so use self-tanner. Always exfoliate with a scrub and a loofah first to get rid of dead skin cells and apply all over your body, be careful around elbows,knees and ankles since they absorb more tanner. and moisturize so u don't flake like a lizard.

Or do the mystic than thing. Or you can an airbrush tan, they can make boobs look bigger by spraying more in the crevice/crack and contour. I self tan my face everyday! I look so much more healthier and my makeup looks better since I am no longer deathly pale. And I use lots of MAC bronzer.

I read that J-lo's skin is that color all from self tanner, it's a lifestyle for her. Plus her old makeup artist Scott Barnes used to bronze her up with "body bling" (bronzer) but too bad he's fired now.

I would die if it were not for my self tanner.

Never tan in the sun !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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