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Tanning Tips n Tricks. Anybody have good ones?
I like to tan nekkkkid. It makes my balls and cock tanned also.
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rotate evey 30 mins
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I'm a great bowler.
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Don't forget the taint. The most overlooked region during the tanning process.
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Try to mix in some of the fake shit for results. Tanning of course can cause, premature skin aging, moles, wrinkles, and cancer (had to list the important shit first).
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Spread your buttcheeks open so you don't have an ugly white landing strip on your man pussy.
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lol 8 mins.. is that like a super baker or something ![]()
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I'm a great bowler.
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no, its a newschool bed, way more wattage. newschool being like within the last 5 years lol
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suncapsule...they have a new sonic booth at 7 mins now http://suncapsule.com/Equipment/sonicseries.htm
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find someone with the high pressure beds...they have purple bulbs
they fucking rock...go 3 times in one week, then once a week after that and you look like you are from hawaii ![]() |
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http://www.ultrabronz.com/hp/ultrabronz.php http://www.suncotan.com/high-pressure-tanning-beds.php
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i usually just shell out $50 for one of those spray on tans that last for about 5-7 days LOL much quicker and wont age my skin
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Yes - Bring your office to Hawaii and you'll get tanner than EVERY ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS!!!
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ANY kind of lotion will make you tan 40% faster. Even something like Jergens works fine. As long as your skin is moisturized, it doesn't really matter. Unless you're using the tanning lotions with bronzer in it. Of course those will make you look tanner faster - but it'll flake off quick if you don't keep using it ![]() |
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freakin gringos
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its the same price as like 5 or 6 tanning sessions anyways. just quicker. |
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good to know
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john abate shit will kick your ass way more than jergens will.... |
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when you tan naked, wear an ankle sock over your cock and balls
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i tan naked and I have never done that...never had any troubles either |
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Fake tan is good.
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Jay Cutler agrees
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Somehow I think this is appropriate ...
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Sun is bad for you so use self-tanner. Always exfoliate with a scrub and a loofah first to get rid of dead skin cells and apply all over your body, be careful around elbows,knees and ankles since they absorb more tanner. and moisturize so u don't flake like a lizard.
Or do the mystic than thing. Or you can an airbrush tan, they can make boobs look bigger by spraying more in the crevice/crack and contour. I self tan my face everyday! I look so much more healthier and my makeup looks better since I am no longer deathly pale. And I use lots of MAC bronzer. I read that J-lo's skin is that color all from self tanner, it's a lifestyle for her. Plus her old makeup artist Scott Barnes used to bronze her up with "body bling" (bronzer) but too bad he's fired now. I would die if it were not for my self tanner. Never tan in the sun !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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people always lose their tan so dont bother
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