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Juicy D. Links 03-26-2005 10:02 PM

Tanning Tips n Tricks. Anybody have good ones?
 
I like to tan nekkkkid. It makes my balls and cock tanned also.

crockett 03-26-2005 10:03 PM

rotate evey 30 mins

Juicy D. Links 03-26-2005 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett
rotate evey 30 mins

i go in the 8 min standup

Rob 03-26-2005 10:06 PM

Don't forget the taint. The most overlooked region during the tanning process. :2 cents:

Kard63 03-26-2005 10:07 PM

Try to mix in some of the fake shit for results. Tanning of course can cause, premature skin aging, moles, wrinkles, and cancer (had to list the important shit first).

rollinOn20s 03-26-2005 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
i go in the 8 min standup

Getting a good tan is all about the lotion. Good lotion, great tan. I'm going away on tuesday, and i went like 3 times for a little base tan, and I look like I went away already. :thumbsup

who 03-26-2005 10:08 PM

Spread your buttcheeks open so you don't have an ugly white landing strip on your man pussy.

crockett 03-26-2005 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
i go in the 8 min standup


lol 8 mins.. is that like a super baker or something :1orglaugh

Rob 03-26-2005 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett
lol 8 mins.. is that like a super baker or something :1orglaugh

He just climbs into a Subway super-toaster. :thumbsup

kmanrox 03-26-2005 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett
lol 8 mins.. is that like a super baker or something :1orglaugh


no, its a newschool bed, way more wattage.

newschool being like within the last 5 years lol

crockett 03-26-2005 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by HighOnAcid
He just climbs into a Subway super-toaster. :thumbsup

so you saying he likes toasty buns?

Juicy D. Links 03-26-2005 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett
lol 8 mins.. is that like a super baker or something :1orglaugh

its like a high super watt thingy. You cant stay in there longer or else youll be crispy n shit

shuki 03-26-2005 10:20 PM

suncapsule...they have a new sonic booth at 7 mins now http://suncapsule.com/Equipment/sonicseries.htm

Jace 03-26-2005 10:20 PM

find someone with the high pressure beds...they have purple bulbs

they fucking rock...go 3 times in one week, then once a week after that and you look like you are from hawaii

http://www.basksalon.com/bask_images...re_bed250f.jpg

shuki 03-26-2005 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX
find someone with the high pressure beds...they have purple bulbs

they fucking rock...go 3 times in one week, then once a week after that and you look like you are from hawaii

http://www.basksalon.com/bask_images...re_bed250f.jpg

I agree highpressure is the only way to fly. I try to use all highpressure myself. The bed you posted as crazy good looking as it is...it is very old and oudated. Check these out:

http://www.ultrabronz.com/hp/ultrabronz.php

http://www.suncotan.com/high-pressure-tanning-beds.php

Babagirls 03-26-2005 10:25 PM

i usually just shell out $50 for one of those spray on tans that last for about 5-7 days LOL much quicker and wont age my skin :thumbsup

who 03-26-2005 10:26 PM

http://www.bodybuildbid.com/articles.../kamali1_b.jpg

linkhotten

shuki 03-26-2005 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls
i usually just shell out $50 for one of those spray on tans that last for about 5-7 days LOL much quicker and wont age my skin :thumbsup

You pay $50? What market are you in?

shuki 03-26-2005 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by .?.

That is jantana

Peter Romero 03-26-2005 10:32 PM

Yes - Bring your office to Hawaii and you'll get tanner than EVERY ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS!!!
http://povcash.com/hosted/Victoria/12.jpg

http://povcash.com/hosted/Victoria/14.jpg

http://povcash.com/hosted/Victoria/10.jpg

Jace 03-26-2005 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by POV Porn guy
Yes - Bring your office to Hawaii and you'll get tanner than EVERY ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS!!!
http://povcash.com/hosted/Victoria/12.jpg

http://povcash.com/hosted/Victoria/14.jpg

http://povcash.com/hosted/Victoria/10.jpg


i think someone turned your anti-hotlinking script on

your sig ain't working either

shuki 03-26-2005 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by POV Porn guy
Yes - Bring your office to Hawaii and you'll get tanner than EVERY ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS!!!
http://povcash.com/hosted/Victoria/12.jpg

http://povcash.com/hosted/Victoria/14.jpg

http://povcash.com/hosted/Victoria/10.jpg

nice sun in hawaii

AshleyBrookes 03-26-2005 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by rollinOn20s
Getting a good tan is all about the lotion. Good lotion, great tan. I'm going away on tuesday, and i went like 3 times for a little base tan, and I look like I went away already. :thumbsup


ANY kind of lotion will make you tan 40% faster. Even something like Jergens works fine. As long as your skin is moisturized, it doesn't really matter. Unless you're using the tanning lotions with bronzer in it. Of course those will make you look tanner faster - but it'll flake off quick if you don't keep using it :winkwink: I used to work at a tanning salon when I was about 16, lol.

hydro 03-26-2005 10:39 PM

freakin gringos

Babagirls 03-26-2005 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by shuki
You pay $50? What market are you in?

yes, $50. (that was the price last June, might be cheaper now for all i know).
its the same price as like 5 or 6 tanning sessions anyways. just quicker.

tungsten 03-26-2005 10:44 PM

good to know :winkwink:

Jace 03-26-2005 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by AshleyBrookes
ANY kind of lotion will make you tan 40% faster. Even something like Jergens works fine. As long as your skin is moisturized, it doesn't really matter. Unless you're using the tanning lotions with bronzer in it. Of course those will make you look tanner faster - but it'll flake off quick if you don't keep using it :winkwink: I used to work at a tanning salon when I was about 16, lol.


john abate shit will kick your ass way more than jergens will....

EyesWideShut 03-26-2005 10:49 PM

when you tan naked, wear an ankle sock over your cock and balls

Jace 03-26-2005 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by EyesWideShut
when you tan naked, wear an ankle sock over your cock and balls


i tan naked and I have never done that...never had any troubles either

who 03-26-2005 10:54 PM

Fake tan is good.
http://www.shawnray.net/home2000/gal...O2000_16_s.jpg

shuki 03-26-2005 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by EyesWideShut
when you tan naked, wear an ankle sock over your cock and balls

I would love to but it is more like a modified blanket...maybe the ankle sock works for you but.... :winkwink:

Just bustin yah :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

shuki 03-26-2005 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by .?.

That pic is crazy

Marcus Ruhl

who 03-26-2005 10:57 PM

Jay Cutler agrees

http://www.shawnray.net/home2000/gal...O2000_15_s.jpg

EyesWideShut 03-26-2005 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by shuki
I would love to but it is more like a modified blanket...maybe the ankle sock works for you but.... :winkwink:

Just bustin yah :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HAHAHAA you got me there.. that's some funnnnnny shiT!!! I know that I run the risk of getting skin cancer whenever I go tanning, but the last place I would want it is on my cock!

Kevsh 03-26-2005 11:13 PM

Somehow I think this is appropriate ...

http://www.tropicislemusic.com/healt...oducts3abg.jpg

slainwayne 03-31-2005 03:31 AM

http://www.subvisionfilms.com/where4.jpg

reynold 03-31-2005 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POV Porn guy
Yes - Bring your office to Hawaii and you'll get tanner than EVERY ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS!!!
http://povcash.com/hosted/Victoria/12.jpg

http://povcash.com/hosted/Victoria/14.jpg

http://povcash.com/hosted/Victoria/10.jpg

Damn, this girl is smokin' hot! :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

phogirl69 03-31-2005 04:37 AM

Sun is bad for you so use self-tanner. Always exfoliate with a scrub and a loofah first to get rid of dead skin cells and apply all over your body, be careful around elbows,knees and ankles since they absorb more tanner. and moisturize so u don't flake like a lizard.

Or do the mystic than thing. Or you can an airbrush tan, they can make boobs look bigger by spraying more in the crevice/crack and contour. I self tan my face everyday! I look so much more healthier and my makeup looks better since I am no longer deathly pale. And I use lots of MAC bronzer.

I read that J-lo's skin is that color all from self tanner, it's a lifestyle for her. Plus her old makeup artist Scott Barnes used to bronze her up with "body bling" (bronzer) but too bad he's fired now.

I would die if it were not for my self tanner.

Never tan in the sun !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

evanmorgan 03-31-2005 04:38 AM

people always lose their tan so dont bother


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