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baddog · 12-17-2004, 05:18 PM

I had just arrived at Christie's Cabaret in Phoenix. My first time there, so I was looking around, adjusting to the light, seeing who was there that I knew, that kind of thing.

I was there about 5 minutes before this big blonde, with huge fake tits comes up and introduces herself, asks me my name, etc. Since it was an industry event I figured she was content and was with us, so I engage in small talk with her, when all of a sudden she asks if I would like her to dance for me.

Now, if she was with us I would have continued the conversation, but to be honest, I was insulted. I mean, do I look like the type of guy that would want some chick that could possibly kick my ass dancing for me? Or sitting on my lap?

Fuck no!

I don't remember who was standing by me, but even he said that she was kind of intimidating.

I don't spend a lot of time in strip clubs any more, so maybe there are some signals or signs I need to learn so I don't attract amazons.

Any tips?

Fletch XXX · 12-17-2004, 05:20 PM

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beemk · 12-17-2004, 05:20 PM

i always hated strip clubs, and talking to fake ass strippers. but i would go there with my friends sometimes just to drink and hang out. when girls would sit by me and start talking i would just tell them i dont have any money and they would be on their way.

baddog · 12-17-2004, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
. . . i would just tell them i dont have any money and they would be on their way.

I guess that would be nicer than my, "are you kidding?" comment.

Fletch XXX · 12-17-2004, 05:39 PM

take it as a compliment, just means shes convinced you have money. that sean connery/ sam elliot shit works man.

Sly · 12-17-2004, 05:41 PM

Was it a strip club? Of course she's going to proposition you.

baddog · 12-17-2004, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
take it as a compliment, just means shes convinced you have money. that sean connery/ sam elliot shit works man.

Maybe it was the suit

baddog · 12-17-2004, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by Sly
Was it a strip club? Of course she's going to proposition you.

Just like us guys have to know what is in and out of our league, strippers should too, and I was out of her league.

Sly · 12-17-2004, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
Just like us guys have to know what is in and out of our league, strippers should too, and I was out of her league.

So that explains why I never get hit on!

azguy · 12-17-2004, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
I had just arrived at Christie's Cabaret in Phoenix. My first time there, so I was looking around, adjusting to the light, seeing who was there that I knew, that kind of thing.

I was there about 5 minutes before this big blonde, with huge fake tits comes up and introduces herself, asks me my name, etc. Since it was an industry event I figured she was content and was with us, so I engage in small talk with her, when all of a sudden she asks if I would like her to dance for me.

Now, if she was with us I would have continued the conversation, but to be honest, I was insulted. I mean, do I look like the type of guy that would want some chick that could possibly kick my ass dancing for me? Or sitting on my lap?

Fuck no!

I don't remember who was standing by me, but even he said that she was kind of intimidating.

I don't spend a lot of time in strip clubs any more, so maybe there are some signals or signs I need to learn so I don't attract amazons.

Any tips?

At Christie's (and probably anywhere else), the guys with the big $$$ catch the good ones for the entire evening and you're left with the monsters.

baddog · 12-17-2004, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by Sly
So that explains why I never get hit on!

I think you would have enjoyed the one I did end up with

baddog · 12-17-2004, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by azguy
At Christie's (and probably anywhere else), the guys with the big $$$ catch the good ones for the entire evening and you're left with the monsters.

Actually Ron (CCBill) hooked me up with a total babe. Told her to stay with me, and she did. She even turned down some other offers, told them she was reserved for me.

Burridge · 12-17-2004, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
punk rock girls only

a chick without a vinyl collection is a chick without fletch

This post is the best thing i've seen on this board for like a month. Congratulations on your taste, mi amigo.

jukeboxfrank · 12-17-2004, 06:27 PM

Did you really think you would not find any strippers in a strip club? I guess every one should just know who and how very
important you are.........

baddog · 12-17-2004, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by jukeboxfrank
Did you really think you would not find any strippers in a strip club? I guess every one should just know who and how very
important you are.........

ESL?

azguy · 12-17-2004, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
Actually Ron (CCBill) hooked me up with a total babe. Told her to stay with me, and she did. She even turned down some other offers, told them she was reserved for me.

12-17-2004, 05:18 PM	#1
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