Are my standards too high? True story
 

I had just arrived at Christie's Cabaret in Phoenix. My first time there, so I was looking around, adjusting to the light, seeing who was there that I knew, that kind of thing.

I was there about 5 minutes before this big blonde, with huge fake tits comes up and introduces herself, asks me my name, etc. Since it was an industry event I figured she was content and was with us, so I engage in small talk with her, when all of a sudden she asks if I would like her to dance for me.

Now, if she was with us I would have continued the conversation, but to be honest, I was insulted. I mean, do I look like the type of guy that would want some chick that could possibly kick my ass dancing for me? Or sitting on my lap?

Fuck no!

I don't remember who was standing by me, but even he said that she was kind of intimidating.

I don't spend a lot of time in strip clubs any more, so maybe there are some signals or signs I need to learn so I don't attract amazons.

Any tips?

punk rock girls only

a chick without a vinyl collection is a chick without fletch

i always hated strip clubs, and talking to fake ass strippers. but i would go there with my friends sometimes just to drink and hang out. when girls would sit by me and start talking i would just tell them i dont have any money and they would be on their way.

I guess that would be nicer than my, "are you kidding?" comment.

take it as a compliment, just means shes convinced you have money. that sean connery/ sam elliot shit works man.

:Graucho

Was it a strip club? Of course she's going to proposition you.

Maybe it was the suit

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/curre...4/100_0866.jpg

Just like us guys have to know what is in and out of our league, strippers should too, and I was out of her league.

So that explains why I never get hit on!

At Christie's (and probably anywhere else), the guys with the big $$$ catch the good ones for the entire evening and you're left with the monsters.

I think you would have enjoyed the one I did end up with

Actually Ron (CCBill) hooked me up with a total babe. Told her to stay with me, and she did. She even turned down some other offers, told them she was reserved for me.

This post is the best thing i've seen on this board for like a month. Congratulations on your taste, mi amigo.

Did you really think you would not find any strippers in a strip club? I guess every one should just know who and how very
important you are.........

ESL?

:thumbsup