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Old 12-17-2004, 06:21 PM  
azguy
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Originally posted by baddog
I had just arrived at Christie's Cabaret in Phoenix. My first time there, so I was looking around, adjusting to the light, seeing who was there that I knew, that kind of thing.

I was there about 5 minutes before this big blonde, with huge fake tits comes up and introduces herself, asks me my name, etc. Since it was an industry event I figured she was content and was with us, so I engage in small talk with her, when all of a sudden she asks if I would like her to dance for me.

Now, if she was with us I would have continued the conversation, but to be honest, I was insulted. I mean, do I look like the type of guy that would want some chick that could possibly kick my ass dancing for me? Or sitting on my lap?

Fuck no!

I don't remember who was standing by me, but even he said that she was kind of intimidating.

I don't spend a lot of time in strip clubs any more, so maybe there are some signals or signs I need to learn so I don't attract amazons.

Any tips?
At Christie's (and probably anywhere else), the guys with the big $$$ catch the good ones for the entire evening and you're left with the monsters.
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