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RedShoe · 12-23-2003, 02:40 AM

Some fucked up skunk just hit our house. WHAT THE FUCK!!! We live in the valley, where the fuck did a skunk come from? How did it end up 5 miles from any hills? and why so deep into the most rural part part of the valley, and more importantly why our fucking house???

I heard a tiny crash outside, and assumed it was cats roaming around knocking a beer can out of a trash bin.

5 minutes later our house smelled like a fucking skunk died in the living room. The smell is fuckin' killing us. Does anyone know how to get skunk smell out of a house?? Maybe some of the inbreds from georgia maybe? What do you southern hicks do when a skunk wnaders in from the woods? how do I get rid of the smell?

I still think that fucker is out there.

GonePhishing · 12-23-2003, 02:44 AM

Tomato juice gets the smell out of skin if you have been skunked. If you are trying to absorb smell a couple dishes of vinegar would help, but not a lot.

TDF · 12-23-2003, 02:46 AM

drunk as a skunk?

Trax · 12-23-2003, 02:46 AM

haha
awesome story

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-23-2003, 02:47 AM

your fucked as far as the smell..especially if you don't know exactly where it sprayed.. that smell takes forever to get out.

I used to have a dog in PA while growingup.. that bastard loved to investigate porcupines and skunks. We of course would wash him in tomatoe juice (what a fucking mess)..but the smell would still be there.

Call some kind of professional house cleaners for advice.. you are gonna need it...good luck

wtfent · 12-23-2003, 02:49 AM

skunks do suck. I once got surrounded by skunks while I was on acid, According to my freinds I freaked out and started to cry. not a fun experience.

GonePhishing · 12-23-2003, 02:54 AM

http://skunkbuster.hypermart.net/?hop=ccbos

They claim you make something with home products that works. However, they want money for the recipie. Check it out

wtfent · 12-23-2003, 02:56 AM

fsfaz · 12-23-2003, 03:14 AM

Your fucked. Move to the westside.

RedShoe · 12-23-2003, 03:48 AM

it happened like 3 hours ago and it still stinks like a fucking skunk died in the next room. I've looked all over but I can't find the source of the smell or the skunk.

The out side security light keeps coming on, so I know that fucker is still out there.

what is the fucking purpose of a skunk anyway? kill 'em all!!

But on a lighter note, I think a roach is pregnant, she is acting very twitchy...

12-23-2003, 03:50 AM

I've been lucky enough to have never come across a skunk. I'm sorry to hear about your misfortune!

12-23-2003, 02:40 AM	#1
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	skunks FUCKING SUCK! Some fucked up skunk just hit our house. WHAT THE FUCK!!! We live in the valley, where the fuck did a skunk come from? How did it end up 5 miles from any hills? and why so deep into the most rural part part of the valley, and more importantly why our fucking house??? I heard a tiny crash outside, and assumed it was cats roaming around knocking a beer can out of a trash bin. 5 minutes later our house smelled like a fucking skunk died in the living room. The smell is fuckin' killing us. Does anyone know how to get skunk smell out of a house?? Maybe some of the inbreds from georgia maybe? What do you southern hicks do when a skunk wnaders in from the woods? how do I get rid of the smell? I still think that fucker is out there. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

12-23-2003, 02:44 AM	#2
GonePhishing Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Blah Posts: 2,474	Tomato juice gets the smell out of skin if you have been skunked. If you are trying to absorb smell a couple dishes of vinegar would help, but not a lot. __________________ If Biff Fucks My Mom... I Might Never Be Born...

12-23-2003, 02:46 AM	#3
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	drunk as a skunk? __________________ Sig heil

12-23-2003, 02:54 AM	#7
GonePhishing Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Blah Posts: 2,474	http://skunkbuster.hypermart.net/?hop=ccbos They claim you make something with home products that works. However, they want money for the recipie. Check it out __________________ If Biff Fucks My Mom... I Might Never Be Born...

12-23-2003, 02:56 AM	#8
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12-23-2003, 02:46 AM	#4
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	haha awesome story

12-23-2003, 02:47 AM	#5
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	your fucked as far as the smell..especially if you don't know exactly where it sprayed.. that smell takes forever to get out. I used to have a dog in PA while growingup.. that bastard loved to investigate porcupines and skunks. We of course would wash him in tomatoe juice (what a fucking mess)..but the smell would still be there. Call some kind of professional house cleaners for advice.. you are gonna need it...good luck

12-23-2003, 02:49 AM	#6
wtfent Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego, Cali. baby!!! Posts: 3,790	skunks do suck. I once got surrounded by skunks while I was on acid, According to my freinds I freaked out and started to cry. not a fun experience.

12-23-2003, 03:14 AM	#9
fsfaz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Hollyweird, CA Posts: 747	Your fucked. Move to the westside.

12-23-2003, 03:48 AM	#10
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	it happened like 3 hours ago and it still stinks like a fucking skunk died in the next room. I've looked all over but I can't find the source of the smell or the skunk. The out side security light keeps coming on, so I know that fucker is still out there. what is the fucking purpose of a skunk anyway? kill 'em all!! But on a lighter note, I think a roach is pregnant, she is acting very twitchy... __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

12-23-2003, 03:50 AM	#11
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	I've been lucky enough to have never come across a skunk. I'm sorry to hear about your misfortune!