RedShoe

Some fucked up skunk just hit our house. WHAT THE FUCK!!! We live in the valley, where the fuck did a skunk come from? How did it end up 5 miles from any hills? and why so deep into the most rural part part of the valley, and more importantly why our fucking house???

I heard a tiny crash outside, and assumed it was cats roaming around knocking a beer can out of a trash bin.

5 minutes later our house smelled like a fucking skunk died in the living room. The smell is fuckin' killing us. Does anyone know how to get skunk smell out of a house?? Maybe some of the inbreds from georgia maybe? What do you southern hicks do when a skunk wnaders in from the woods? how do I get rid of the smell?

I still think that fucker is out there.

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