skunks FUCKING SUCK!
 

Some fucked up skunk just hit our house. WHAT THE FUCK!!! We live in the valley, where the fuck did a skunk come from? How did it end up 5 miles from any hills? and why so deep into the most rural part part of the valley, and more importantly why our fucking house???

I heard a tiny crash outside, and assumed it was cats roaming around knocking a beer can out of a trash bin.

5 minutes later our house smelled like a fucking skunk died in the living room. The smell is fuckin' killing us. Does anyone know how to get skunk smell out of a house?? Maybe some of the inbreds from georgia maybe? What do you southern hicks do when a skunk wnaders in from the woods? how do I get rid of the smell?

I still think that fucker is out there.

Tomato juice gets the smell out of skin if you have been skunked. If you are trying to absorb smell a couple dishes of vinegar would help, but not a lot.

drunk as a skunk?

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awesome story

your fucked as far as the smell..especially if you don't know exactly where it sprayed.. that smell takes forever to get out.

I used to have a dog in PA while growingup.. that bastard loved to investigate porcupines and skunks. We of course would wash him in tomatoe juice (what a fucking mess)..but the smell would still be there.

Call some kind of professional house cleaners for advice.. you are gonna need it...good luck

skunks do suck. I once got surrounded by skunks while I was on acid, According to my freinds I freaked out and started to cry. not a fun experience.

http://skunkbuster.hypermart.net/?hop=ccbos

They claim you make something with home products that works. However, they want money for the recipie. Check it out

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Your fucked. Move to the westside.

it happened like 3 hours ago and it still stinks like a fucking skunk died in the next room. I've looked all over but I can't find the source of the smell or the skunk.

The out side security light keeps coming on, so I know that fucker is still out there.

what is the fucking purpose of a skunk anyway? kill 'em all!!

But on a lighter note, I think a roach is pregnant, she is acting very twitchy...

I've been lucky enough to have never come across a skunk. I'm sorry to hear about your misfortune!