HELP! how would you ask out your waitress? - GoFuckYourself.com

AsylumN · 07-23-2003, 11:28 PM

There is this waitress at applebees where i eat at once a week, and she really likes me, i can tell, and my friend tells me that when she talks to me, you can tell she really likes you. i want to ask her out, but i dont know how to approach her. i mean what do you say to your waiter, with a bunch of other people around? how should i approach this?

2nd problom is, apparently she has a boyfriend, but my friend sais i should still ask her out? i dont care about rejection, IF its because she has a boyfriend, but i wanna give it my best shot, and dont know how i can go about it. Please, serious comments only.

chowda · 07-23-2003, 11:29 PM

big tip.
write ur phone # on a 50.

AsylumN · 07-23-2003, 11:29 PM

also, she is 18, i am 25. is that too big of a age difference? where should i take her on a first date or whatever, if she sais yes

Juicy D. Links · 07-23-2003, 11:29 PM

Just say Hey listen how about we get together and have wild sex baby

Juicy D. Links · 07-23-2003, 11:30 PM

boyfriends mean shit

Juicy D. Links · 07-23-2003, 11:30 PM

I used to bartend at Applebees like 5 years ago

smack · 07-23-2003, 11:30 PM

do0d, i don't mean to shoot down your fantasies, but i have worked in restaraunts for many years, they do that so you leave them a bigger tip. believe me. i am friends with all of the waitresses where i work and that's why they do that. they know guys are suckers for it. sorry buddy.

chowda · 07-23-2003, 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by AsylumN
also, she is 18, i am 25. is that too big of a age difference? where should i take her on a first date or whatever, if she sais yes

hooters

ronin · 07-23-2003, 11:31 PM

ask her out, play it or play on playa-

AsylumN · 07-23-2003, 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by chowda
big tip.
write ur phone # on a 50.

ok, never thought about this. will this work? would it be too pussy to do it this way, instead of actually asking her out? and would i just leave her the tip there, or what? what if she gets the tip, but never looks at the number, or if someone else picks up the tip?

chowda · 07-23-2003, 11:33 PM

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Originally posted by AsylumN

ok, never thought about this. will this work? would it be too pussy to do it this way, instead of actually asking her out? and would i just leave her the tip there, or what? what if she gets the tip, but never looks at the number, or if someone else picks up the tip?

big tip.. doubt it bro

if u cant keep up with the big tip/spending, better not tip big.

just ask her out.. the bf thing might be to blow u off.. or the real deal.

AsylumN · 07-23-2003, 11:33 PM

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Originally posted by smack
do0d, i don't mean to shoot down your fantasies, but i have worked in restaraunts for many years, they do that so you leave them a bigger tip. believe me. i am friends with all of the waitresses where i work and that's why they do that. they know guys are suckers for it. sorry buddy.

no, I really think this girl is into me. my uncle has gone there for 10 years, they all know him by name, and give him a big discount. he always leaves the same tip for them, $10, no matter what. i dont think she is just trying to get a bigger tip.

Kanoealoha · 07-23-2003, 11:34 PM

Fuck the $50, cause then you don't know if she did it for the money or not...

Just write a nice note on the bill...

like I love seeing your smile every week... and then leave your name and number...

smack · 07-23-2003, 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by AsylumN

no, I really think this girl is into me. my uncle has gone there for 10 years, they all know him by name, and give him a big discount. he always leaves the same tip for them, $10, no matter what. i dont think she is just trying to get a bigger tip.

in that case just be upfront with her and ask her out. girls like a gyu has balls and is direct. good luck.

stocktrader23 · 07-23-2003, 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by Kanoealoha
Fuck the $50, cause then you don't know if she did it for the money or not...

Just write a nice note on the bill...

like I love seeing your smile every week... and then leave your name and number...

That would win me over. (blushes)

asneed · 07-23-2003, 11:38 PM

Fuck that, when she comes to get the money, hand it to her with a normal 15% tip and include a piece of paper with your # and name on it. Say give me a call sometime if you want. That way possibly if she breaks up with the guy she'll have your number and may give you a call.

AsylumN · 07-23-2003, 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by smack

in that case just be upfront with her and ask her out. girls like a gyu has balls and is direct. good luck.

okay, so what would i say?? itll be sort of embarassing if i get rejected in a packed restaurant. she will prolly tell all the other waitresses there.

austinth · 07-23-2003, 11:38 PM

The easiest and best way to ask her out on a date is to simply... ask her out. Worse case senario is that she'll say 'no'.

[Labret] · 07-23-2003, 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
boyfriends mean shit

truer words were never spoken.

Kanoealoha · 07-23-2003, 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

That would win me over. (blushes)

It maynot win you over...but just about any girl would fall for it...

shit... a nice genuine compliment is the best thing in the world...

haha even better than money

Gutterboy · 07-23-2003, 11:42 PM

Tell her your dick isn't sucking itself tonight. She'll get the picture.

AsylumN · 07-23-2003, 11:43 PM

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Originally posted by Kanoealoha

It maynot win you over...but just about any girl would fall for it...

shit... a nice genuine compliment is the best thing in the world...

haha even better than money

okay, i like your plan best so far, but i just want to make sure writing on a napkin is not too "pussy"
what do you guys think?

AsylumN · 07-23-2003, 11:44 PM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy
Tell her your dick isn't sucking itself tonight. She'll get the picture.

haha

stocktrader23 · 07-23-2003, 11:44 PM

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Originally posted by Kanoealoha

It maynot win you over...but just about any girl would fall for it...

shit... a nice genuine compliment is the best thing in the world...

haha even better than money

I was kidding around but I did think it was a good idea. Same kind of shit I would do.

[Labret] · 07-23-2003, 11:47 PM

never ever ever take advice from a woman.

every woman you know will toss any shred of dignity and morality out the window if you are reasonably attractive and pander to their pathetic little egos.

AsylumN · 07-23-2003, 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
never ever ever take advice from a woman.

every woman you know will toss any shred of dignity and morality out the window if you are reasonably attractive and pander to their pathetic little egos.

labret, you sound like a manly guy. how should i approach this do you think?

[Labret] · 07-23-2003, 11:53 PM

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Originally posted by AsylumN

labret, you sound like a manly guy. how should i approach this do you think?

Its a fucking 18 year old waitress at Applebees, odds are she isnt a brain surgeon.

And if she is willing to flirt with you while she has a boyfriend... when you go pound down your riblets onec a week, she a whore.

Do you want to get involved with a stupid whore?

AsylumN · 07-23-2003, 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
Do you want to get involved with a stupid whore?

yes, this whore is real cute though! i dont weant a relashionship from her (never have had a relashionship) i just want to fuck her alot.

stevecore · 07-24-2003, 12:01 AM

dont write "i have a big cock" on the receipt with your phone number. tried it last week...she still hasnt called.

stevecore · 07-24-2003, 12:02 AM

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Originally posted by AsylumN

yes, this whore is real cute though! i dont weant a relashionship from her (never have had a relashionship) i just want to fuck her alot.

you just want to BANG BANG BANG!

Kanoealoha · 07-24-2003, 12:10 AM

now remember a genuine compliment doesn't mean it is true...

it just means it has to sound true....

goBigtime · 07-24-2003, 12:12 AM

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Originally posted by austinth
Worse case senario is that she'll say 'no'.

Hardly.

She could laugh so hard she snorts, and be sure to ask AFTER she takes your order. Cause if she sais no, then you'll have to sit through her trying to keep a straight face while taking orders from you and your friends.

Oh and then she could be over there with her girlfriends all huddled together point and you and laughing.

Good luck dude!

Gutterboy · 07-24-2003, 12:14 AM

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Originally posted by goBigtime

Hardly.

She could laugh so hard she snorts, and be sure to ask AFTER she takes your order. Cause if she sais no, then you'll have to sit through her trying to keep a straight face while taking orders from you and your friends.

Oh and then she could be over there with her girlfriends all huddled together point and you and laughing.

Good luck dude!

SleazyDream · 07-24-2003, 12:17 AM

oh great - gfy is now a love advise board

AsylumN · 07-24-2003, 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by goBigtime

Hardly.

She could laugh so hard she snorts, and be sure to ask AFTER she takes your order. Cause if she sais no, then you'll have to sit through her trying to keep a straight face while taking orders from you and your friends.

Oh and then she could be over there with her girlfriends all huddled together point and you and laughing.

Good luck dude!

ahhh, okay, i am fucked

thats always a possibility

so, what should i do? write my number on napkins, or ask her out in front of a bunch of people? put in your vote guys and girls

Napolean · 07-24-2003, 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by stevecore
dont write "i have a big cock" on the receipt with your phone number. tried it last week...she still hasnt called.

HAHAHA, yeah... thats never worked for me either.

i think the best idea is a compliment on a napkin with your number, if she actually wants to give you a shot she'll do it..

if not.. then fuck it, forget, dont be a stalker

.. or start dating the more easy waitresses that work with her, that way rumors get started and she becomes more interested ;)

FlyingIguana · 07-24-2003, 12:20 AM

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Originally posted by AsylumN

okay, so what would i say?? itll be sort of embarassing if i get rejected in a packed restaurant. she will prolly tell all the other waitresses there.

who gives a shit? if you want her you gotta go after her. she isn't gonna ask you out, or its extremely rare for a girl to ask a guy out.

Kanoealoha · 07-24-2003, 12:20 AM

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Originally posted by stevecore
dont write "i have a big cock" on the receipt with your phone number. tried it last week...she still hasnt called.

9 out of 10 guys that say they have a "big cock" are full of shit...

Then you find yourself blowing a guy thinking how the fuck do I get outta fucking this midget dick...

slaphappy · 07-24-2003, 12:23 AM

Dude, grow a pair.. ask her what's she's doing this weekend or what she does for fun on the weekends.. then go from there.. or even ask her if she's seen any recent movies... and ask her to a movie..

I want a full report on Monday...

GeXus · 07-24-2003, 12:26 AM

OMG dude your 25 and dont know how to ask out a girl..

loo hoo zeerr herrr

TheGoldenChild · 07-24-2003, 12:28 AM

give her my card and ask her to pick a number.....

I guess you'd have to see my card :-))
always works for me!

MAGNET · 07-24-2003, 12:28 AM

Man but what if you do ask her in the end and you get rejected.. you?re a steady customer there and so is your uncle, the next time you will come to that place you wont fell comfortable and so will she when she will be taking orders from you and you might be seating there thinking to yourself ?fuck she probably told all the waiters and they are all looking at me now and she probably thinks im a 25 year old guy that seats on the computer all day and looks at porn to jerk off too OHHHH my god? just the thought of that would me me just order a beer and smile;)

Just some food for thought

Napolean · 07-24-2003, 12:50 AM

its only applebees dude, lol.. he can find a new restaurant to eat at

goBigtime · 07-24-2003, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by AsylumN

ahhh, okay, i am fucked thats always a possibility

so, what should i do? write my number on napkins, or ask her out in front of a bunch of people? put in your vote guys and girls

You just gotta be cocky and challenge her.

Be a prick. Works like a charm.

Serious jd · 07-24-2003, 01:07 AM

you don't have to do it as she is serving you, go in late towards the end of her shift by yourself so you don't have to worry about your friends or whatever and try to strike up a good conversation from there as she shouldn't be too busy at that time. this might not be a good idea if its a long shift and shes real tired and just wants to get the fuck out of there.

Serious jd · 07-24-2003, 01:10 AM

also i think you should keep in mind the rejection part, it would be fairly uncomfortable from then on eating there and worrying about getting her as your waittress.

i still say go for it since who cares she would never mention it after the fact so you could just pretend like nothing happened.

MetaMan · 07-24-2003, 01:17 AM

to big of an age difference, if u were my friend i would fuckin laugh at u for datin a chick that young,

u r a loser and cant get chicks ur own age so u date younger girls happens all the time.

MAGNET · 07-24-2003, 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by Serious jd
also i think you should keep in mind the rejection part, it would be fairly uncomfortable from then on eating there and worrying about getting her as your waittress.

i still say go for it since who cares she would never mention it after the fact so you could just pretend like nothing happened.

yea but pretending is still uncomfortable for both of them

beemk · 07-24-2003, 01:34 AM

writing it down on a peice of paper is for pussies, and you dont ask her out, you tell her. asking girls out is also for pussies. say something like:

"so when are we going to go out?"

she will probably say i dont know then just say "well write your number down and ill call and let you know"

say whatever you want but dont ask her, tell her somehow it shows more confidence.

beemk · 07-24-2003, 01:36 AM

you remind me of the dude from office space fantasizing over a waitress.

07-23-2003, 11:28 PM	#1
AsylumN Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 625	HELP! how would you ask out your waitress? There is this waitress at applebees where i eat at once a week, and she really likes me, i can tell, and my friend tells me that when she talks to me, you can tell she really likes you. i want to ask her out, but i dont know how to approach her. i mean what do you say to your waiter, with a bunch of other people around? how should i approach this? 2nd problom is, apparently she has a boyfriend, but my friend sais i should still ask her out? i dont care about rejection, IF its because she has a boyfriend, but i wanna give it my best shot, and dont know how i can go about it. Please, serious comments only.

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smack Push Porn Like Weight. Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Inside .NET Posts: 10,652	do0d, i don't mean to shoot down your fantasies, but i have worked in restaraunts for many years, they do that so you leave them a bigger tip. believe me. i am friends with all of the waitresses where i work and that's why they do that. they know guys are suckers for it. sorry buddy. __________________ Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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slaphappy Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 201	Dude, grow a pair.. ask her what's she's doing this weekend or what she does for fun on the weekends.. then go from there.. or even ask her if she's seen any recent movies... and ask her to a movie.. I want a full report on Monday...

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MAGNET Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: TORONTO Posts: 357	Man but what if you do ask her in the end and you get rejected.. you?re a steady customer there and so is your uncle, the next time you will come to that place you wont fell comfortable and so will she when she will be taking orders from you and you might be seating there thinking to yourself ?fuck she probably told all the waiters and they are all looking at me now and she probably thinks im a 25 year old guy that seats on the computer all day and looks at porn to jerk off too OHHHH my god? just the thought of that would me me just order a beer and smile;) Just some food for thought __________________ Promote SheTalksDirty.com! A New DIRTY TALKING Niche! 64% CCBILL Rev-Share, 5% Webmaster Referral! \| Click Here Free Dirty Talking Video Content \| Hosted Movie Galleries Available! \| ICQ: 161851633

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Serious jd Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 103	you don't have to do it as she is serving you, go in late towards the end of her shift by yourself so you don't have to worry about your friends or whatever and try to strike up a good conversation from there as she shouldn't be too busy at that time. this might not be a good idea if its a long shift and shes real tired and just wants to get the fuck out of there.

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Serious jd Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 103	also i think you should keep in mind the rejection part, it would be fairly uncomfortable from then on eating there and worrying about getting her as your waittress. i still say go for it since who cares she would never mention it after the fact so you could just pretend like nothing happened.

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	to big of an age difference, if u were my friend i would fuckin laugh at u for datin a chick that young, u r a loser and cant get chicks ur own age so u date younger girls happens all the time.

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