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TheFLY · 06-16-2003, 11:25 AM

When I was a kid I ran into a car once with my bike...

The car was really fucked up -- I mean the entire door was totaled! I wasn't hurt -- I was scared I'd have to pay for it!!!!

detoxed · 06-16-2003, 11:26 AM

my AC went out yesterday and the people fixing it left all the sudden and i dont know where the fuck they are... 83 inside right now

TheFLY · 06-16-2003, 11:26 AM

My parents were poor -- I'd be selling lemonade for the rest of my life to pay for that fucked up car!

smack · 06-16-2003, 11:26 AM

i was like 6, i was trying to climb on my clothes line in my backyard. line snapped cuz i was a pudgy little kid, and i split my head wide open on a stone wall. that was a couple stitches.

TheFLY · 06-16-2003, 11:27 AM

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Originally posted by detoxed
my AC went out yesterday and the people fixing it left all the sudden and i dont know where the fuck they are... 83 inside right now

Dude that is hilarious. Do like I do -- get one of these girlys...

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TheFLY · 06-16-2003, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by smack
i was like 6, i was trying to climb on my clothes line in my backyard. line snapped cuz i was a pudgy little kid, and i split my head wide open on a stone wall. that was a couple stitches.

Hmm did you meet special- "Ed" after the fall?

greentea · 06-16-2003, 11:30 AM

1) had a gun pulled on me on an attempted robbery
2) bad accident was stabbed in my left eye.
3) Ex partner fucked me out of $35,000K

CrazyNakedChick · 06-16-2003, 11:34 AM

on my 15th birthday i went to Cedar Point with family and friends. standing in line for some log ride a seagull shat on me, all down the back of my hair.

SleazyDream · 06-16-2003, 11:35 AM

i've been very lucky.

dantheman · 06-16-2003, 11:36 AM

shit happens

lEricPl · 06-16-2003, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by CrazyNakedChick
on my 15th birthday i went to Cedar Point with family and friends. standing in line for some log ride a seagull shat on me, all down the back of my hair.

TheFLY · 06-16-2003, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by greentea
1) had a gun pulled on me on an attempted robbery
2) bad accident was stabbed in my left eye.
3) Ex partner fucked me out of $35,000K

HOly shit... i feel lucky.

When I got robbed, I didn't see a gun... ran into a glass door once, and I ran into a window once too LOL... no serious injury my whole life except falling off my BMX and getting road rash... Volkswagon fucked me out of $24,000, but I'm over it...

TheFLY · 06-16-2003, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by CrazyNakedChick
on my 15th birthday i went to Cedar Point with family and friends. standing in line for some log ride a seagull shat on me, all down the back of my hair.

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH THAT IS HILARIOUS! You narcissistic bitch!

Victor-E · 06-16-2003, 11:43 AM

The hair on top of my head decided to relocate to my back.

CrazyNakedChick · 06-16-2003, 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH THAT IS HILARIOUS! You narcissistic bitch!

don't sass me, unless you wanna be put back into your cage.

greentea · 06-16-2003, 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY

HOly shit... i feel lucky.

When I got robbed, I didn't see a gun... ran into a glass door once, and I ran into a window once too LOL... no serious injury my whole life except falling off my BMX and getting road rash... Volkswagon fucked me out of $24,000, but I'm over it...

Yea bad luck use to follow me around.. Most of this happened in brooklyn, you can relate to that cause you were a crooklynite for a while there.

When i was younger some hood rats rolled up in a car and try to rob me and my freinds at gun point, they got away with nothing.

I used to be a paper boy for the daily news, i was cutting a bundle of papers open trying to cut the yellow cording, i didnt know my own strength and basically cut my left eye in half.

sun112 · 06-16-2003, 11:47 AM

Our fire dept. was called to a car accident. The car went off of the street into a river, so our divers searched and got 3 dead ppl out of the car. The mother, app 40 and her 11 month and 3 years old kids (still in the child safety seat) died. We had to take the dead bodies ashore.
Looking dead kid's eyes really sucks.

Well this story among lot's of other things...

sun

nemesis · 06-16-2003, 11:47 AM

1) I hit a cab with when i was 17. My parents were both out of town and I did not have a drivers license. That was a fucking horrible day.

2) Last summer I hit a car from the side and injured two people. I thought one of them died in the crash and that cared the fuck out of me. Btw, it was the other cars drivers mistake, he did not stop at the stop sign.

Jeffery · 06-16-2003, 11:47 AM

My mother bought me a computer at age 9

Jakke PNG · 06-16-2003, 11:49 AM

I fell on my mountainbike and a stick went through my left hand. It stinged.

Jakke PNG · 06-16-2003, 11:53 AM

Oh.. and I got herpes, that stinged too

TheFLY · 06-16-2003, 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by CrazyNakedChick

don't sass me, unless you wanna be put back into your cage.

Make my day sweety.

TheFLY · 06-16-2003, 12:04 PM

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Originally posted by greentea
I used to be a paper boy for the daily news, i was cutting a bundle of papers open trying to cut the yellow cording, i didnt know my own strength and basically cut my left eye in half. [/B]

Holy bajesus batman -- that you make you think about some fucked up stuff...

My line now is...

"I'm Im-mistreatable, because I'm In-dis-streetable!"

DrGuile · 06-16-2003, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by greentea

Yea bad luck use to follow me around..

I used to be a paper boy for the daily news, i was cutting a bundle of papers open trying to cut the yellow cording, i didnt know my own strength and basically cut my left eye in half.

Hmm, no offense, but you are not unlucky, you're dumb (or were)

I got head-butted in the face by a complete stranger while walking around with some friends in Strasbourg while I was on holiday. Broke a tooth in half.

Oh, and I had to be circumcised at age 21... no fun ;P

TheFLY · 06-16-2003, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by nemesis
1) I hit a cab with when i was 17. My parents were both out of town and I did not have a drivers license. That was a fucking horrible day.

2) Last summer I hit a car from the side and injured two people. I thought one of them died in the crash and that cared the fuck out of me. Btw, it was the other cars drivers mistake, he did not stop at the stop sign.

Yeah it's dangerous... Probably not as dangerous as these babies that get strapped into the back of mountain bikes... That always freaks me out... Hit a bump and no more baby...

Matt M · 06-16-2003, 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by DrGuile

Oh, and I had to be circumcised at age 21... no fun ;P

Had to be????

Herb Kornfield · 06-16-2003, 12:28 PM

Having to sell my first house in a divorce settlement and having to move back into a shitty apartment.

Luckliy, 18 months later, I got my home that I live in now. Much nicer and out in the country.

Machete_ · 06-16-2003, 12:32 PM

having to end my education as a Commercial Pilot because some asshole crached his car into me, while stopping at a red light.

I now only have 75% use of my left leg - I still want to kill the asshole

thatdykeliz · 06-16-2003, 12:34 PM

We talking personal-injury stuff? I've been lucky...the worst thing I can think of aside from whiplash in car accidents is stepping on a toothpick in the carpet when I was 6 years old. It broke off and about half of it stayed stuck in my foot.

My granny wanted to put bacon fat on my foot to draw out the wood -- I think it's a Southern home-remedy kind of thing -- and I started screaming and wailing, thinking she meant HOT bacon fat. No way was anybody putting hot bacon on my poor foot and make it burn as well as hurt with the toothpick stuck in it, no fucking way! So here I go, a pudgy little six year old, hopping on one foot all around the damn house screaming "Please don't put no bacon fat on me Grammy! Don't put no bacon fat on meeeeee!"

They caught me eventually, put (cold) bacon fat on my foot, and someway pried out the toothpick. Probably with my Papaw's dirty pocket knife. I don't remember any of that, thank God.

Amputate Your Head · 06-16-2003, 12:35 PM

neighbor kid tried to fiddle with my dick when I was a kid.

theWatsonian · 06-16-2003, 12:51 PM

I fell off a picnic table and cracked my face open when I was 5. My nose went into a jagged edge of concrete and I nearly died from blood loss. Fun stuff!

TheFLY · 06-16-2003, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by theWatsonian
I fell off a picnic table and cracked my face open when I was 5. My nose went into a jagged edge of concrete and I nearly died from blood loss. Fun stuff!

HOLY SHIT!

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