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Originally posted by greentea
Yea bad luck use to follow me around..
I used to be a paper boy for the daily news, i was cutting a bundle of papers open trying to cut the yellow cording, i didnt know my own strength and basically cut my left eye in half.
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Hmm, no offense, but you are not unlucky, you're dumb (or were)
I got head-butted in the face by a complete stranger while walking around with some friends in Strasbourg while I was on holiday. Broke a tooth in half.
Oh, and I had to be circumcised at age 21... no fun ;P