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05-01-2003, 03:46 AM
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C.R.E.A.M
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Whats a Good Sales Text?
this goes out to the gallery makers.
whats your best running sales text? whats the best text to make a site interesting... - writing whats inside the members area? - tell 'em that they can trial for 2.99 ? - or just sending them to the site and explore it by their own? ;) i always mix it but i'm interested in your opinions and sales methods ;) |
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05-01-2003, 04:07 AM
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"Buy It Or Your Dead"
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05-01-2003, 04:09 AM
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hehe that could work ;)
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05-01-2003, 06:14 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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bitch signup before I reach through that fucking monitor and bitchslap you until there is no tomarrow!.
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05-01-2003, 06:18 AM
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If you dont like chicks gagging on cum please dont click here!
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05-01-2003, 06:44 AM
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"Click here to join"
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05-01-2003, 06:52 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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"Ok kids, now we need to find daddys credit card"
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05-01-2003, 06:56 AM
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"click here to to get out of your marriage, FREE"
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05-01-2003, 06:58 AM
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Whatever you do, do NOT click this link!
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05-01-2003, 07:00 AM
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"I sale short ICQ numbers" works here, can't see how it cant do wonders for you also..
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lol internet. |
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05-01-2003, 02:48 PM
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The classic: "FREE"
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05-01-2003, 02:50 PM
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Fucked if I know
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05-01-2003, 02:52 PM
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05-01-2003, 02:53 PM
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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Someone pointed this out the other day...
"Is that a BAT in her ASS?!?!"
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05-01-2003, 02:55 PM
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BACON BACON BACON
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haha..text sells tons..i make my own for my webmasters all the time..i have fun writing it, and try to appeal to the lowest common denominator
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05-01-2003, 02:58 PM
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try to appeal to the lowest common denominator
New term for surfer?
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05-01-2003, 02:59 PM
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Now that would have some ratio
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05-01-2003, 02:59 PM
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I find a simple reccomendation works.
People are at your site...you say you like it they think tey will... Simple but VERY effective...Works well with mailers too;) All the best
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05-01-2003, 04:26 PM
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I'll go the other way here...and say the worst sales text I've ever seen is when a guy is pretending to be a girl....and vice versa.
Just talk to your surfer...tell the lie like you used to tell your parents... This is all a pitch...you're trying to talk someone into doing what you want them to do....pretend the surfer is that girl you're trying to convince to give you a blow job.....begging sometimes works..
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05-01-2003, 04:31 PM
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"Please Mr. Surfer click here and I promise I won't throw any more pop-up windows at you*!!" *But my sponsor will... (Well you said begging!) |
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05-01-2003, 04:51 PM
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05-01-2003, 05:37 PM
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im interested to see if it can be effective hehehe |
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