Whats a Good Sales Text?
 

this goes out to the gallery makers.

whats your best running sales text?
whats the best text to make a site interesting...

- writing whats inside the members area?
- tell 'em that they can trial for 2.99 ?
- or just sending them to the site and explore it by their own? ;)

i always mix it but i'm interested in your opinions and sales methods ;)

"Buy It Or Your Dead"

hehe that could work ;)

bitch signup before I reach through that fucking monitor and bitchslap you until there is no tomarrow!.

:)

If you dont like chicks gagging on cum please dont click here!

hehe

"Click here to join"

"Ok kids, now we need to find daddys credit card"

"click here to to get out of your marriage, FREE"

Whatever you do, do NOT click this link!

"I sale short ICQ numbers" works here, can't see how it cant do wonders for you also..

The classic: "FREE"

This actually works. :glugglug

lol

Someone pointed this out the other day...

"Is that a BAT in her ASS?!?!"

haha..text sells tons..i make my own for my webmasters all the time..i have fun writing it, and try to appeal to the lowest common denominator

try to appeal to the lowest common denominator


New term for surfer?

Now that would have some ratio :thumbsup

I find a simple reccomendation works.


People are at your site...you say you like it they think tey will...


Simple but VERY effective...Works well with mailers too;)

All the best

I'll go the other way here...and say the worst sales text I've ever seen is when a guy is pretending to be a girl....and vice versa.

Just talk to your surfer...tell the lie like you used to tell your parents...

This is all a pitch...you're trying to talk someone into doing what you want them to do....pretend the surfer is that girl you're trying to convince to give you a blow job.....begging sometimes works..:)

Hehe.
"Please Mr. Surfer click here and I promise I won't throw any more pop-up windows at you*!!"


*But my sponsor will...

(Well you said begging!)

bahahahah

im going to try that out

im interested to see if it can be effective

hehehe