I'll go the other way here...and say the worst sales text I've ever seen is when a guy is pretending to be a girl....and vice versa.
Just talk to your surfer...tell the lie like you used to tell your parents...
This is all a pitch...you're trying to talk someone into doing what you want them to do....pretend the surfer is that girl you're trying to convince to give you a blow job.....begging sometimes works..
